Comments on: Compassionate Nuking

By: Sulamie

Sulamie — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 21:08:37 +0000

You know 4 of 7 – that might be possible! My husband has a HUGE pole with a hook he attached on the end that he uses to put up Christmas lights along our roof. I could see him using this device to implement your idea.

To add insult to injury there was an “official Democratic voting guide” attached to my front door handle this morning.

I think someone is messing with us.

Eros how do I get a hold of those grenades?

By: NunyaB

NunyaB — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 20:22:23 +0000

I thought this was a great idea...when I proposed it last month.

By: 4 of 7

4 of 7 — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 01:44:25 +0000

Sulamie,
fasten the next sign high up on a lamppost in your neighborhood. Make the thieves work for it!

By: cincinnati_bob

cincinnati_bob — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 01:23:26 +0000

I like it. How about enhancing it a bit though. The Oval Office has a big wheel of fortune installed wiht the names of Every Middle Eastern city in enemy countries – Iran, Syria, Saudia Arabia, Lebanon, Palestine, etc.

Then whenever some whackjob blows themself up along with even one innocent person, GWB will spin the wheel of fortune… thwap, thwap, thwap….thwap…..doink – Oh, it’s Tehran ! 24 hours later, a sufficient number of Nuklar ICBM’s rain down on Tehran. Sooner or later – no place left for terrorists to do anything but cook a squirrel in a cave and try to make a weapon out of the leg bones.

By: Eros

Eros — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 00:01:32 +0000

Frank,

How about if we just nuke San Francisco? That would put the fear of God into everybody. It would show them that we’re tired of our own enemy within, and if we’re crazy enough to detonate a nuke on our own country, then it shows we have no fear of turning any 3rd world dung heaps into oversized glass sculptures.

By: Eros

Eros — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 23:55:28 +0000

Sulamie…the next sign you put up, I recommend planting a few grenades, then tying the stakes to the grenade pins. The only downside is the toxic clean-up of over-the-hill hippie guts. My sister has the same problem…she lives in an upscale town that was recently overrun by Lexus Liberals. Aren’t liberals so tolerant and mindful of free speech?!?

By: innominatus

innominatus — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 23:36:23 +0000

The prevailing wisdom is that nuking Japan ended the war and saved many lives on both sides. That was compassionate. Our modern nukes are much more powerful and much more accurate, and therefore much more compassionate. We need to begin dropping these compassion bombs right away, if for no other reason than to improve our image in the global community. Show the world that America is, indeed, very compassionate.

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 22:42:51 +0000

I take back the comment where I called you a pansy.

By: Davon

Davon — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 22:41:11 +0000

Hey, I like it! The Clinton’s stole W’s off of keyboards as a way of welcoming the new President. Bush nukes a city or two just a couple of minutes before Obama takes the oath of office. Hey, what a great way to haze the new president!

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 21:47:43 +0000

Or, uncompassionate nuking.

By: cataalex

cataalex — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 19:12:28 +0000

Talk about yard signs!!! They say that Obama and McCain are tied here in Ohio. I took a road trip from the Middle of the state down to Cincinnati the other day( on the back country roads and into some major cities). If yard signs are any indication then it’s going to go 20-1 in favor of McCain. Unless the Messiah’s children are afraid to put yard signs out although, they are not afraid to steal McCain/Palin yard signs. Maybe they are afraid to commit to someone who is definately an Obamination!!!!!!

By: Sulamie

Sulamie — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 18:35:42 +0000

Thanks Frank, I needed that laugh!

Oh and is there any way we can start with my neighborhood? We’re being overrun by Obama signs and my children have run out of air soft pellets. To top it off someone stole our McCain/Palin yard sign last night. ARGH. Just give me a head’s up so I can get my family to safety first.

By: Master Shake

Master Shake — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 18:27:43 +0000

Could he just nuke D.C. during Obamuhhh’s inauguration? That would be the most effective way to kill a vast number of America’s enemies with a single nuke….

By: THE BOMB!!!

THE BOMB!!! — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 18:27:19 +0000

Also, nuking civilian areas will get rid of a lot of this surplus real estate and restore price stability to the housing market.

By: cptnmoroni

cptnmoroni — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 18:26:50 +0000

But Frank – many of us want to kill lots of innocent people. If we can do some massive, completely irrational piece of violence with a really high body count, it will remind other countries to not irritate us. They’ll be all, “excuse me, America, for allowing any of the sand from our loser country to wash over the ocean and land on your beaches. I’ll be right over to renumerate anyone who had to look at the offending grain of sand and I’ll also clean it up with my tongue, if necessary” and then we’ll just laugh.

I would suggest that we have President Bush go on live television with a map behind him and a bunch of darts and a blindfold and start pickinig targets. Then, he should bomb not the cities he hit with the darts but the cities next door just to show how crazy and violent America can be.

Nothing inspires respect and fear like a random nuclear holocaust.

By: cataalex

cataalex — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 17:50:29 +0000

“Hey, Barry. Here’s the keys to the White House. By the way, I just nuked a city. Have fun.”

This would have to be the best Line ever Frank!!!!

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 17:22:48 +0000

Have to agree with Kent, with one exception. I don’t believe Madonna has a vagina. I keep seeing pictures of that skank and if that’s not a drag queen, I don’t know what is.

By: ussjimmycarter

ussjimmycarter — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 17:04:09 +0000

I agree that the military must be very
careful to enable this nuke with it’s highly
developed “anti-skank”technology first
drawn-up after a visit to the pentagon
by all females in the Clinton cabinet.

By: Kent

Kent — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 16:17:24 +0000

Nah. You’re forgetting something. If Madonna gives a concert outside the city, the best place to nuke would be the concert, not the city. Normal people will stay home. Nutjobs will go out to the concert. If that’s 95 percent of the population, well, cool. You just gave the 5 percent of the city who are conservatives a whole city of free stuff.

The only trouble with nuking madonna is that the weapon would have to be at least 50 megatons. Otherwise is may disappear into her vagina and never be heard from again. Or potentially return home wimpering with its tail between its legs and needing therapy.

All in favor of snukking Madonna?