Comments on: Fred Thompson, RNC Chair

By: IMAO » Blog Archive » RNC Chair

IMAO » Blog Archive » RNC Chair — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 17:06:31 +0000

[...] there’s talk of Fred Thompson challenging Steele for the RNC Chair. I already outlined why that would be awesome. I should also suggest me, though. For one, I was the first to declare myself the defacto leader of [...]

By: ussjimmycarter

ussjimmycarter — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 10:43:15 +0000

After Fred Thompson gets done ripping all RINOS heads off and stuffing… The next brilliant move shall be his appointment of Sarah Palin as the next nominee for POTUS with his wife Jerry as the VP selection for the super hottest babalicious extra right wing ticket ever!

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 02:16:01 +0000

Just good schtick, seanmahair. You must admit, it would make hillarious cartoons, kinda like the old Tom and Jerry cartoons.

By: seanmahair

seanmahair — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 01:53:45 +0000

Y’all are so ………anal.

You make me chuckle, tee hee hehehehehe.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 23:11:36 +0000

I had to come back to this post for some good old fashioned head rippin’ an’ stuffin’. Ladies and gentlemen: #25, #26, the one, the only, that famous head-ripper himself, just in from Minneapolusa, Minnesota, home of the giant horned mosquito, wait for it…

USSJIMMYCARTER !!!

And the crowd goes wild! Nuts actually… wildly ripping off the heads of nearby Democrats and stuffing them up other Democrat’s asses.

Woo hoo! Encore! More!

By: Save the GOP » Blog Archive » More blogosphere buzz on Fred for RNC Chair

Thu, 30 Oct 2008 19:25:46 +0000

[...] of course, IMAO (home of Fred Thompson facts) felt the need to weigh in: Then whenever we have someone wanting to run for office as a Republican, he’d have to go meet [...]

By: Proud Infidel

Proud Infidel — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 18:56:56 +0000

Fred Thompson as RNC chair? That’s an idea for which words like “awesome” aren’t awesome enough. Finally a chair who would wither liberals into a whinning quivering mass of Jello with just one look. OK, OK, liberals are already a whinning, quivering mass of jello, Fred would make them into a melted, flowing mass of quivering Jello.

Let’s hope the Republicans have the testicular mass to do this.

By: ussjimmycarter

ussjimmycarter — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 11:44:41 +0000

“Ah, Hagel!” “We have a special place for you” said Fred Thompson who then ripped Hagel’s head off and stuffed it up Barney Frank’s ass!

By: ussjimmycarter

ussjimmycarter — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 11:41:22 +0000

“Are you a true conservative?” asked Fred Thompson as he ripped Senator Snow’s head off and stuffed it up her ass… No response is expected…

By: seanmahair

seanmahair — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 04:07:44 +0000

So does this mean we might get some real conservatives in Congress? Will he hold the state organization’s collective feet to the fire to get them to hunt up some real conservatives to run for office? Will he slap Huckabee in his florid, bigoted, unconservative, unchristian face?

I’d pay good money to see that.

By: Cadet Happy

Cadet Happy — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 02:29:52 +0000

i couldn’t resist

i’m still a little bitter over what a lousy job he did — it would have been nice if he had taken it seriously — i was never a “thompson guy”, but maybe i could have been

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 01:47:04 +0000

Watch yourself, Cadet, unless you want to become Cadet “Help! Fred Thompson’s throwing me into the sun!” Happy.

By: cadet

cadet — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 01:20:14 +0000

reward him for running an inept presidential campaign with chairmanship of the RNC?

well, it worked for Howard Dean . . .

By: Corona

Corona — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 22:35:21 +0000

Fred doesn’t sit on a chair. He sits on a throne made out of skulls that were belched out by gigantic monster skulls. And he’s always on fire like that guy on the back of Wish You Were Here, so watch your grip.

By: Joseph

Joseph — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 22:12:53 +0000

Marko, if Fred is a little run down lately, well, who can blame him? Have you seen Jeri? Great God, Teh Fred! is one lucky man.

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 22:00:55 +0000

He already has a team, Paleo. Her name is Sally. She’s a Smith & Wesson Model 29.

By: Monkey Faced Liberal

Monkey Faced Liberal — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 22:00:38 +0000

FrankJ:

You and I agree! I also think that having Fred Thompson be RNC chair is the best idea ever.

Given his work ethic, the RNC would get nothing done while he was its Chairperson, other than perhaps have its leader appear on the Tonight Show on a quarterly basis.

With Fred at the helm of the opposition it would make it much easier for Obama to nationalize the means of production and create the egalitarian society that we all know is his secret goal.

Before you know it we will all be wearing the same set of clothes and singing The Internationale at baseball games!

Maybe the government will even own the banks. Oh yeah, that already happened.

Peace,

Monkey Faced Liberal

By: Freemon Sandlewould

Freemon Sandlewould — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 21:54:44 +0000

… I think he was just doing a presidential power fantasy to get Jerri all whipped up into a frenzy….. GeeSus if she was my wife I know I would be working all the fantasy angles……and women love power

By: Freemon Sandlewould

Freemon Sandlewould — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 21:47:57 +0000

I think he’s alot more frail than you realize.

By: BigRichardSmall

BigRichardSmall — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 21:47:27 +0000

Mary Matlin, who worked on Fred Thompson’s campaign said, “Fred said the message will drive this campaign. Sadly there wasn’t a message delivery system in the campaign”. I would agree with her. Fred’s message of Federalism, and conservative values resonated with most of us. The problem was, the other people who don’t follow politics had no clue what he was talking about, or how it affected them.

You can see that Fred is trying to fix the communication issues. He took up writing for Townhall.com (He writes more frequently than he ever did for Redstate.com). He’s come out with several videos on a variety of issues, From support of John McCain to the absolute insanity of the Supreme Court to extend rights (that we citizens don’t even have) to terrorist at Gitmo. Fred Thompson has a commanding presence in video, but was never able to transfer his charisma to interviews and debates (with the exception of the Iowa debate). He’s given several good interviews recently in defense of McCain. He handled those interviews the way we wished he would have for himself.

Fred Thompson’s principals are exactly what the RNC needs. Now let’s see if Fred has the will to do what needs to get done to fix the conservative movement. From what I see, it won’t be easy.

By: Goth_Bunnyy

Goth_Bunnyy — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 21:09:55 +0000

Best
Idea
Ever

Maybe Fred! is lethargic because he hasn’t had anythign worthwhile to do.

By: Paleo Pat

Paleo Pat — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 20:05:32 +0000

Wow… big ol’ smiles on here…

By: Paleo Pat

Paleo Pat — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 20:04:58 +0000

heh… Good Idea, but the RNC would have to hire someone to Taser him every time he fell asleep.

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 20:03:36 +0000

It’s true that Fred doesn’t have the energy he used to. Now, he can only throw fifteen liberals into the sun at one time. He used to be able to do twenty.

By: Peregrine John

Peregrine John — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 19:53:54 +0000

…even though it would last all of 14 seconds.