Fun Trivia

Posted by Frank J. on October 21, 2008 11:07 am

Koalas only eat eucalyptus leaves. If they can’t find any eucalyptus leaves, what do they eat?

People’s faces.

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10 Responses to “Fun Trivia”

1. Jimmy says:
   October 21st, 2008 at 11:16 am

   You love them, Frank, just like monkeys.

2. Socrates says:
   October 21st, 2008 at 11:23 am

   I love Koalas.

   With the right sauce, that is.

3. Jimmy says:
   October 21st, 2008 at 12:11 pm

   Koala sauce:

   3/4 cup soy sauce
   2 tablespoons brown sugar
   1/2 teaspoon dry mustard
   2 teaspoons white wine vinegar
   5 crushed garlic cloves
   pepper
   garlic powder

   Kneed the Koala meat with your hands and then pound with sharp cleaver, scoring the critter in a criss-cross fashion, both sides. Soak the cut in above Koala sauce for 1 hour. Grill until medium rare.

   Or just use beef.

4. Joe T. Koala says:
   October 21st, 2008 at 12:11 pm

   Sure, try soylent green just once and you’re labeled a face eater.

5. cptnmoroni says:
   October 21st, 2008 at 12:21 pm

   I saw a Koala once and they could only eat the faces of people who are quadriplegic or in some other way unable to move. Those things are slow. I wonder what your source for this one was, Frank.

6. sixpckr says:
   October 21st, 2008 at 12:24 pm

   The good thing about Koala meat is that all that eucalyptus eatin’ helps clear out your sinuses. Unless you use Jimmy’s recipe to hide the aroma.

7. PaleoMedic says:
   October 21st, 2008 at 12:46 pm

   Oh. I guessed beef barely soup with oyster crackers.

8. ILoveMyFreedoms says:
   October 21st, 2008 at 2:57 pm

   Do we get to choose which faces they’ll eat? My picks: Francey Pelosi, Reid Pee’d, Blarney Stank… oh, there’s just too many sitting on the captain obvious throne.

9. Son of Bob says:
   October 21st, 2008 at 3:21 pm

   ILoveMyFreedoms,
   Unfortunately, they only eat food that was recently living.

10. Mikee says:
    October 23rd, 2008 at 1:15 am

    Having misread the post’s punch-line as “people’s feces” I was rather at a loss as to what brought on this seeming bout of anti-koala hate-posting. Then I realized it was “people’s faces,” so that was ok.

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