AP Washington, DC – John McCain arrived today in the nation’s capital but got his dongle stuck in a door jamb on the way to the Log Inn where he booked a room for one night. “Since you’re stuck here, Senator, how far is the old Log Inn?” asked ussjimmycarter from the Miniapolis Daily Mosquito. “About six inches, I think,” grunted the Senator.

Even better. Restrict the vote to people who hold jobs and pay taxes, period. If you cut out college students (the majority of which are mind controlled by socialist professors) and illegal aliens / welfare addicts (who vote democrat to give themselves raises), this cuts the liberal vote down by half. I also think we need to test potential voters on their understanding of the candidate’s policies; if we did, neither of the current nominees would be representing their parties. If nothing else, a simple IQ test. Make voters prove they have an IQ of at least 95 (which would keep all the liberals from voting in the first place). In Nevada, we’ve tried to push showing a driver’s license to vote, but the libs squealed. “Racism!”, because illegals wouldn’t be able to vote, nor dead people, nor people voting twice (once in each district). After all. look at who we have now (Heir Reid). If we had such a policy several years ago, Reid wouldn’t be “gracing the halls of congress” as we speak.

That’s cool, but could you try voting for him without a good conscience?

Um, Frank, they mostly didn’t. The first mass media (radio) came in around 1930, and the “alternative” media came in around 2000. Those 70 years were largely dominated by Democrats, or might as well be Democrats (domestically) such as Eisenhower and Nixon. The only major exception is Reagan, and, first, he didn’t govern nearly as conservatively (again, domestically) as you think — his only real legacy is a massive tax cut, which had already started gradually as people got just completely fed up with marginal rates in the 70% region — and, second, he came to office in a wave of revulsion over Democratic limp-wristedness under Carter, with his God-damned “turn down the thermostat and wear a sweater,” gas rationing, the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan to which he responded by manfully boycotting the Olympics — and, for all I know, holding his breath until he turned blue — and, finally the Iranian hostage outrage.

Even then, it was a close election, and Reagan had the enormous advantage of being from California, so he began with California’s 55 EVs, and the “Reagan Democrats” who helped elect him were the tough sons of bitches who came through the Depression and served in the Second World War, or Korea — and they’re mostly dead now, replaced by a younger generation who thinks “sacrifice” is giving up your cell phone. The major exception is the chunk of them now in Iraq. When they come of political age, you might see some changes.

In the meantime, we could do a lot of good by amending the Constitution to restrict the right to vote at age 18 to those who are employed or in the armed forces, i.e. in the real world.

Maybe the problem is that there are so many Obama targets he doesn’t know which one to shoot at first. He better pick one soon and unleash.

I would really like one of you astroturfers to answer a simple question for all of us out here in Rubeland.

Do you favor the Cubs or the White Sox?

In my more paranoid moments (fed by the Obamanations cultists actions like that creepy kids sing along in the previous posting) I wonder if this is the one person, one vote, last time election.

Has a cult of personality EVER turned out to be a good thing?

This year, I’m either voting for Bob Barr or writing in FRED!

I’m glad you put it in a way that even crap-eating sheep can understand.

Mmmmm, cheesburgery goodneeeeess…

I can’t, in good conscience, vote for John McCain. He has made a career of helping the democrats write the rules, whether they were in the minority or majority at the time. He’s done his best to cut the legs out from the Republicans in the House throughout them helping to shoot down this awful bill.

Aside from the war on terrorism, he doesn’t stand for anything I believe in, and is far more concerned with pleasing liberals than conservatives. He’s a socialist like Obama, but the difference is, I don’t have to try to defend Obama.

Advice to McCain: You vote for that bailout with earmarks, and you’ve lost the election.

Advice to Palin: If you get that “worried look” on your face once during the debate, you’ve lost.