Comments on: Hitler, Stalin, Chavez: Negroes one and all

By: Karl Childers

Karl Childers — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 02:06:29 +0000

One of them fellers wuz from Arkansas.

By: (5 of 7)

(5 of 7) — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 01:59:47 +0000

The water is cold tonight.

Deep, too.

By: Sheriff Bart

Sheriff Bart — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 07:20:44 +0000

I thought “Black” was code word for “large penis”?

By: Room 237

Room 237 — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 13:58:18 +0000

Still, somebody needs to recall a bunch of history textbooks and fix those pictures

Oceania is at war with Eastasia. Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia.

Why is this election (and the impending Obama presidency) suddenly reviving my interest in Orwell?

By: motopolitico

motopolitico — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 12:20:12 +0000

There’s no way Bill Clinton was our country’s first Black president, then. That honor would have to fall on Woodrow Wilson or FDR.

By: K

Wed, 22 Oct 2008 07:01:11 +0000

Don’t be concerned. Those pictures and history books are going to be fixed so after Obama takes office. Although in my line of work we don’t “fix”, we prefer to say previous versions have never existed.

Winston Smith (I will be black too)

By: Basil

Basil — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 05:06:13 +0000

I tried. It didn’t turn out well. Sorry.

By: Mike

Mike — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 05:02:11 +0000

Where’s the photoshops of Hitler, Stalin, Chavez, Matt Damon, congress etc looking like a minstrel troop?

By: seanmahair

seanmahair — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 04:24:42 +0000

Next thing you know White will be the new Black. Then what will they do. Seriously for a group of people who swear up and down they want to be treated equally they sure make sure everybody remembers how different they are.

I could forget about the color of peoples skin and that we are all of different cultures if I wasn’t constantly being beat with the diversity stick. I keep my cultural practices to myself, unless you count the guilt thing. That I share with everyone.

By: 4 of 7

4 of 7 — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 04:05:33 +0000

Investment: means spending.
Compassion: means spending like no one’s ever seen.
Sacrifice: means taxes.
Fairness: means taxing your ass off.
Underprivileged: means special privileges.
Freedom: means free from dissenting opinions.
Rights: means whatever the black robes decide it means today.
Supporters: means Rules? We don’t need no stinking rules!
Liberal: means generous only with other people’s money.
Racist: means not-silent.

By: Terry_Jim

Terry_Jim — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 03:03:00 +0000

“Diuguid” is an obvious code word for “paranoid race hustler”.

“Code word” is an obvious, um, code word
to paranoids who see only the, gasp,
white spaces between every line of black ink.

By: blackhelicopter

blackhelicopter — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 03:02:48 +0000

I believe the ‘code’ applies to those Blac… uhh people of color, who are on the receiving end of socialism.. So, the code describes socialists and those benefiting from socialism(even if they don’t know what it means). But, the blac.. uuhhh I mean Socialists are hated by other Blac… uhh.. people of color who actually ‘earn a living’(code for Capitalism).

Chris Rock, for example…

“There’s like a civil war goin on with black people and there’s two sides. There’s black people, and there’s niggas. The niggas have got to go…I love black people, but I hate niggas, boy. Oh, I hate niggas. Boy, I wish they’d let me join the Klu Klux Klan. [sic] Shit, I’d do a drive-by from here to Brooklyn.”

So, its not really ‘code’. It just so happens that some people who benefit from socialism are black, therefore opposing socialism is racist, unless you are non-white .

I hate the stupid cracker bastards at my job who stand around all day and do nothing while I work my ass off as they get paid the same as me.. So sign me up for the Black Panthers, I guess. Do they allow whites in their tolerant and open minded organization?

I’m allowed to say cracker since I’m white, right? Or is that racist since only blacks can spout any racial epithets now?

I’m going to go cling to my guns and religion now… my guns are(so far as you know FBI, I know you are reading this) one spitball straw, one potato gun, and a 50 caliber rubber band gun.

my religion?

I am a Daoist, so haha..some hollywood fake will support me if the Islamofascists come to get me. Oh, crap, I’m white, nevermind. I guess I’ll just self immolate.

That last paragraph was completely true.

No, really, I am an extremely politically conservative, white, Daoist, Constitutionalist, hardworking, voting American. And I’ve never been polled for anything. guess the MSM doesn’t give a sh*t about my opinion.

Oh well.

By: creekspecter

creekspecter — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 02:50:37 +0000

The Owl wonders what the code word for “socialist” is, so he can use the correct terminology, subliminally of course, to describe the One accurately, without being racist.

That codeword would be “Obama,” Owl…

By: Corsair

Corsair — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 02:29:28 +0000

Any word used to say something against “the one” is racist. That’s because everyone that is against him is a racist and will have to go though sensitivity training as soon as he is elected.
Sensitivity training is code word for reeducation camps.

By: Troll Feeder

Troll Feeder — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 01:35:48 +0000

We could do away with all this translation confusion if we’d just first clear our comments with that new Alta Vista site, BigotFish.com.

Owl, I believe the correct code phrase for “socialist” is “Get the fuck outta my driveway, you Dumbo-eared, socialist pussy.”

Obviously, you’ll need to make modifications to the phrasing and emphasis depending on your situation.

By: The Spotted Owl

The Spotted Owl — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 01:25:34 +0000

The Owl wonders what the code word for “socialist” is, so he can use the correct terminology, subliminally of course, to describe the One accurately, without being racist.

By: Troll Feeder

Troll Feeder — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 01:19:59 +0000

I (unfortunately) know a lot of “code words” for black. Heard ‘em on BET.

Socialist ain’t one of them.

Maybe my bigot decoder ring is out of date?

By: Scooter Van Neuter

Scooter Van Neuter — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 00:52:27 +0000

Everyone knows “socialist” is a code word for “black.” It’s just like “Christian” is a code word for “hate” or “Van Neuter” are code words for “large penis.”
There’s lot’s of words like that out there – what’s the big deal?

By: easchaton429

easchaton429 — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 00:51:53 +0000

I think the same is true for ‘terrorist’ too, right? I mean isn’t William Ayres black too? ‘Cause all those people pointing out William Ayres were labeled ‘racist.’
And, of course, I don’t need to mention the fact that only white people can be racist.