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How do you know when you’re a Grade A badass?

Posted by Cadet Happy on October 10, 2008 at 7:15 pm

When you get a freakin’ TIGER for your birthday.

What did Frank get for his last birthday? . . .

(20 votes, average: 4.10 out of 5)

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19 Responses to “How do you know when you’re a Grade A badass?”

Hobblekins says:
October 10th, 2008 at 7:29 pm
ROFLOL thanks for the laugh Cadet. For all the downer stuff this one just made my day.
Jimmy says:
October 10th, 2008 at 8:37 pm
We all need to laugh. But not like this. Frankly – and let me be frank – I’m outraged.
Scooter Van Neuter says:
October 10th, 2008 at 8:39 pm
I know a pussy when I see one.

Oh yeah, the tiger doesn’t look so tough, either.
Cindy says:
October 10th, 2008 at 9:09 pm
Why do I get the feeling that when the tiger gets big enough, Putin is going to take it out and shoot it?
Corona says:
October 10th, 2008 at 9:19 pm
As an animal lover I know how Putin must feel. That’s a mighty big present. Now if the animal can painfully mature freakishly big 2 years ahead of schedule that would be awesome.
mockbadoc says:
October 10th, 2008 at 9:22 pm
Yu ahr guut taygur. Yu ahr strrong like Papa Bear Blad. No more capitalist swine to defeat, now. Amerikah weak and flabby like France. Vee grrrow old together. Hey! I teech you trreeck! I say “CCCP” and you say “Grrrreat!”. I name you manly name like Puteeen. I call you…Belcheen. You Blad new best friend. You want be President of great Mother Roccskey? I make you.
MarkoMancuso says:
October 10th, 2008 at 10:22 pm
Hello, Mr. Bond. Have you met my friend? Did you hear that odd noise? Why, I do believe her stomach is growling.
NunyaB says:
October 10th, 2008 at 11:45 pm
So when are we all invited over to Frank’s pad?
Fast Eddie says:
October 11th, 2008 at 12:11 am
Oh mannnn….

I don’t think those are the kind with wings. Now everything will be stained.
Son of Bob says:
October 11th, 2008 at 1:12 am
I’m confused by that photo. Which one is the little pussy?
Denise says:
October 11th, 2008 at 8:09 am
Just for pity’s sake, Frank, don’t wear white slacks that time of the month. It’s just like begging for trouble, and trouble will find you.
seanmahair says:
October 11th, 2008 at 10:01 am
Hey, it beats the Depends that the Cadet is familiar with. At least no one has to change it for him ; ) Just kidding, mostly.
Freemon SandleWould says:
October 11th, 2008 at 10:19 am
I thought it was Vlad’s coming out of the closet party. It is a very Siegfried and Roy type of present. And for that matter Micheal Jackson comes to mind too. Didn’t he have an ocelot ? Tigers are gaudily colored and flamboyantly impractical unless you are going to feed them Saddam style. What could be more g-g-g-gay?
Kent says:
October 11th, 2008 at 5:45 pm
You half expect him to either feed defectors to it or, hopefully, die a horrible death thinking that he can control it past a certain age. Considering all his other deals with Iran, the devil, etc. That’s a distinct possibility.
Brutha says:
October 11th, 2008 at 7:09 pm
That tiger looked Putin in the eye and knew it’d better behave.
4 of 7 says:
October 11th, 2008 at 10:53 pm
“Did he smile his work to see?
Did he who made the Lamb make thee?”
William Blake, The Tyger, 1794.
seguin says:
October 12th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
Why does every press photo of Pootie-Poot look like it came from the set of a hair band video?
RightWingKiller says:
October 12th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
What’s next for Vladdie?
A summer place that happen’s to be a volcanic island with a hidden submarine base?
The guy really is becoming a real life Bond villian but in this case he really is a danger to mankind.
Kill him now.
Tommy the Towelhead says:
October 12th, 2008 at 10:34 pm
Just remember, Frank: adhesive side DOWN!