Comments on: IMAO Citizen of the Day: “Yeah, I’ve registered enough – I might as well vote.”

By: 500,000 Votes for Obama « The World According to Julia

500,000 Votes for Obama « The World According to Julia — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 23:55:52 +0000

[...] to “Barack the Vote.” 500,000 calls? Who are they calling? The dead Obama Voters. All 73 of Freddie Johnson’s voter registrations? I was under the impression that there were only about 300,000 people in the US, and that [...]

By: Steynian 269 « Free Canuckistan!

Steynian 269 « Free Canuckistan! — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 22:55:05 +0000

[...] OBAMA’S PEEPS ROLL: “One Voter Registers 72 Times”; IMAO Citizen of the Day: “Yeah, I’ve registered enough – I might as well vote.” …. (mypetjawa, [...]

By: seanmahair

seanmahair — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 12:15:32 +0000

When I was growing up in the Socialist Republic of Maryland the Liberal Democratic mantra, which gave us Stenny Hoyer and Babs Mickelski, was:

Vote Early
Vote Often
Vote Dead

Nothing’s change. Situation normal. Nothing to see here. Move along.

By: Ralph

Ralph — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 06:11:59 +0000

It’s not guys like him voting twice that is the problem. It’s crooked county election officials who accept all the bogus ACORN registrations. They know those are votes that can be voted on election day. See Cook county.

By: NunyaB

NunyaB — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 03:58:40 +0000

I agree #9, this seems like a true happening to me. Scary.

By: comatus

comatus — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 02:20:51 +0000

I guarantee you ACORN will get in trouble over this.

It’s against the law to give cigarettes to a 19-year-old in Ohio.

I mean, it’s not like we don’t have government here.

By: purple raider

purple raider — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 23:27:50 +0000

You mean ACORN is illegally signing voters in 15 states.

And I hear they are trying to up the ante

By: Zordran

Zordran — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 23:15:34 +0000

A seven-year-old girl, eh? Did she believe that Obama was gonna change it? And rearrange it?

By: Jake Ace

Jake Ace — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 21:54:32 +0000

I live in Cleveland, and I recognize that guy.

He peed on my apartment building and asked for 50 cent before he zipped up.

Typical Democrat.

By: ussjimmycarter

ussjimmycarter — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 21:51:43 +0000

Hi, I’m from ACORN. Did you know that ACORN rhymes with BJ? Well it does lucky man! Drop trou and we need your DNA sample AHHHHHH…

By: ussjimmycarter

ussjimmycarter — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 21:49:22 +0000

Hi, I’m from Acorn and I’m like totally gay and I’ll do anyone, at anytime for any amount if you will just sign our voting roles! We are queer…we’re here…so just sign…get a BJ…go home…

By: ussjimmycarter

ussjimmycarter — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 21:47:32 +0000

Hi, I’m from Acorn and you look just fabulous! I’d like you to sign our petition! It doesn’t matter if you do, because we have lots of gay guys back at headquarters that dress really queer and are making up names as we speak! Want a BJ ? I’ll give you one if you’ll sign here…

By: ussjimmycarter

ussjimmycarter — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 21:45:30 +0000

If you belong to ACORN you are GAY. Really GAY. Gayer than gay! Gayest ever! Gayer than a 3 dollar bill! A Queer! Nancing is your deal! You nance about town seeking illegal votes! ACORN = Nancing!!!

By: rightjabs

rightjabs — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 17:38:19 +0000

Borrowing a quote from Fox Mulder:

ACORN is a bunch of “invertebrate low-lifes whose moral dipsticks are about two drops short of bone dry.” But don’t question their patriotism…

So what will be the moonstream media reaction? Oh, never mind.

By: John

John — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 17:24:30 +0000

What astounds me is that the article says registering to vote 72 times is only “in apparent violation of Ohio laws.”

By: Basil

Basil — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 17:04:35 +0000

Kent: It's not a parody. Here is the original NY Post story. Yes, it reads like an IMAO parody. But the left has reached the point where it's hard to parody them. The Democratic party is a parody of itself.

By: Bigby

Bigby — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 16:57:54 +0000

http://www.americanthinker.com/

we’re acorn kids, we don’t die, we multiply.

By: Kent

Kent — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 16:56:26 +0000

I’m sorry, is this a parody?
I think the only exaggeration is the number, but not by much.
How’s a political satirist supposed to make a living in an Obama presidency? Satire means taking things beyond the real to make it funny. Obama is already over the edge of what we can imagine in terms of pure outrageous action.

By: Tommy the Towelhead

Tommy the Towelhead — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 16:21:29 +0000

150+ years ago, the Democrats decided that blacks should count as only three fifths of a person for representational purposes, so by their math, this guy only voted 43.2 times.

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 16:14:24 +0000

Gee, I’m noticing one thing that most of these illegal sign-ups have in common, as ACORN tries to get out the vote for Obama…looks like ACORN plays the race card pretty hard.

By: DamnCat

DamnCat — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 16:11:29 +0000

Hey, I signed up with ACORN 37 times and didn’t get jack-squat! Probably because I’m white! Cheap-ass racists!

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 16:03:28 +0000

Sounds like a lot of Obama’s campaign funds are stimulating the local economy. Let the good times roll.

By: James

James — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 15:31:57 +0000

You need to register with a real ID to get a license to *fish*, but not to vote. We’re officially batshit crazy.

By: Barack Obama

Barack Obama — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 15:19:55 +0000

If you don’t let him vote for Me 72 times, then you’re all a bunch of racist crackers!

By: Spyndrilleum

Spyndrilleum — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 15:17:13 +0000

Vote early and often; it’s the Democrat way.

But will they be awake and sober enough to actually cast a vote with no hanging chads?