McCain campaign volunteer robbed by Obama supporter who carved “B” into his cheek . . .

Posted by Cadet Happy on October 24, 2008 at 6:13 pm

BOISE, IDAHO — AP — A McCain campaign volunteer was robbed early this morning by an Obama supporter who carved a “B” into his cheek after seeing a McCain-Palin bumper sticker on his car. Frank J. Fleming informed police he was robbed and assaulted at knifepoint by a 6-foot-4 black man near an ATM in Boise. Fleming said the attacker told him he was going to teach him a lesson for supporting McCain, and that he was going to be a “Barack supporter.”

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28 Responses to “McCain campaign volunteer robbed by Obama supporter who carved “B” into his cheek . . .”

  1. Socrates H. Muhammed says:

    Serves him right for owning guns.

  2. OutbackJon says:

    GAAAAAHHHH!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!
    It’s got to be fake, thank goodness. The FrankJ we all know and love would have shot the mugger.

  3. Cadet Happy says:

    Frank’s ass is MUCH MUCH hairier

  4. moonshine_philosopher says:

    EYE BLEACH PLEASE!!! Those clothes look like something from the Love Guru… :)

  5. James says:

    Best. Photoshop. Evar.

  6. Thomas says:

    Nice tramp stamp Francis…..

  7. Jimmy says:

    This is just wrong on so many levels.

  8. Herpules says:

    Crack kills!…And nauseates.

  9. MarkoMancuso says:

    You’re not very nice, Cadet.

  10. Jimmy says:

    eHarmony wants to know if those cheeks are compatible at their very deepest levels.

    Now I can’t eat dinner.

  11. Ed Flinn says:

    I blame Peggy Noonan.

  12. James says:

    Poor Frank! I was his R.A. in college, sophomore year.

    [Hey! I remember you. You did illustrations for some of my editorials in the Tartan.

    Anyway, I need to figure out how to ban Cadet Happy... -Ed.]

  13. Scooter Van Neuter says:

    Uh oh, I think I just turned gay

  14. Eric says:

    I bet the B.O. Supporter was from Mountain Home, there all a little nuts in that town :)

  15. Joe the Plumber says:

    Nice ass cheek boy. Now get back to work, ya punk!

  16. PaleoMedic says:

    I gotta tell you, Cadet, I freaked out there for a second or two. Pretty jarring image. That’s some damn good p’shopping there. Either that or you take your art way too seriously at the expense of friends.

  17. PammyV says:

    I actually LOLed. DH asked why. I couldn’t bare to tell him.

  18. TBinSTL says:

    I’ll never forgive you for that FrankJ!!

  19. greg zywicki says:

    those pants are the real crime.

  20. Basil says:

    >Cadet Happy says:
    >October 24th, 2008 at 6:24 pm
    >
    >Frank’s ass is MUCH MUCH hairier

    I don’t even want to know how you know that.

  21. ss396 says:

    FAKE! FAKE! FAKE! There are no ATM’s in Boise!

    So, where you really…?

  22. Choey says:

    Gosh, another backwards “B”. Just like you would get if you were looking in a mirror and carving it yourself….

  23. Swamper says:

    OH GOD IT BURNS US KILL ME NOW

  24. Idaho Spud says:

    Why was the “B” carved on his breast. Isn’t it suppossed to be on the cheek? Nice cleavage anyway!

  25. seanmahair says:

    Frankly my dear, I don’t give a darn. Too bad Ashley wasn’t a member of one of the protected classes. This story could have really had some legs.

    PLEASE don’t use that as an excuse to show us Frank’s legs. Haven’t we all suffered enough?

  26. Writer says:

    That’s just an “S”, and Sarah obviously became overenthusiastic with her branding iron.

  27. Mikee says:

    Are those pants you’re wearing, or camouflage for an acid trip?

  28. Mikee says:

    And were you really wearing those pants with a plaid shirt? You deserved whatever you got!

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