McCain campaign volunteer robbed by Obama supporter who carved “B” into his cheek . . .
BOISE, IDAHO — AP — A McCain campaign volunteer was robbed early this morning by an Obama supporter who carved a “B” into his cheek after seeing a McCain-Palin bumper sticker on his car. Frank J. Fleming informed police he was robbed and assaulted at knifepoint by a 6-foot-4 black man near an ATM in Boise. Fleming said the attacker told him he was going to teach him a lesson for supporting McCain, and that he was going to be a “Barack supporter.”




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October 24th, 2008 at 6:18 pm
Serves him right for owning guns.
October 24th, 2008 at 6:19 pm
GAAAAAHHHH!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!
It’s got to be fake, thank goodness. The FrankJ we all know and love would have shot the mugger.
October 24th, 2008 at 6:24 pm
Frank’s ass is MUCH MUCH hairier
October 24th, 2008 at 6:40 pm
EYE BLEACH PLEASE!!! Those clothes look like something from the Love Guru…
October 24th, 2008 at 6:41 pm
Best. Photoshop. Evar.
October 24th, 2008 at 6:43 pm
Nice tramp stamp Francis…..
October 24th, 2008 at 6:47 pm
This is just wrong on so many levels.
October 24th, 2008 at 7:01 pm
Crack kills!…And nauseates.
October 24th, 2008 at 7:04 pm
You’re not very nice, Cadet.
October 24th, 2008 at 7:05 pm
eHarmony wants to know if those cheeks are compatible at their very deepest levels.
Now I can’t eat dinner.
October 24th, 2008 at 7:13 pm
I blame Peggy Noonan.
October 24th, 2008 at 7:40 pm
Poor Frank! I was his R.A. in college, sophomore year.
[Hey! I remember you. You did illustrations for some of my editorials in the Tartan.
Anyway, I need to figure out how to ban Cadet Happy... -Ed.]
October 24th, 2008 at 7:56 pm
Uh oh, I think I just turned gay
October 24th, 2008 at 9:59 pm
I bet the B.O. Supporter was from Mountain Home, there all a little nuts in that town
October 24th, 2008 at 10:43 pm
Nice ass cheek boy. Now get back to work, ya punk!
October 25th, 2008 at 12:35 am
I gotta tell you, Cadet, I freaked out there for a second or two. Pretty jarring image. That’s some damn good p’shopping there. Either that or you take your art way too seriously at the expense of friends.
October 25th, 2008 at 12:49 am
I actually LOLed. DH asked why. I couldn’t bare to tell him.
October 25th, 2008 at 3:03 am
I’ll never forgive you for that FrankJ!!
October 25th, 2008 at 10:45 am
those pants are the real crime.
October 25th, 2008 at 10:45 am
>Cadet Happy says:
>October 24th, 2008 at 6:24 pm
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>Frank’s ass is MUCH MUCH hairier
I don’t even want to know how you know that.
October 25th, 2008 at 11:17 am
FAKE! FAKE! FAKE! There are no ATM’s in Boise!
So, where you really…?
October 25th, 2008 at 11:21 am
Gosh, another backwards “B”. Just like you would get if you were looking in a mirror and carving it yourself….
October 25th, 2008 at 11:43 am
OH GOD IT BURNS US KILL ME NOW
October 26th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
Why was the “B” carved on his breast. Isn’t it suppossed to be on the cheek? Nice cleavage anyway!
October 27th, 2008 at 9:14 am
Frankly my dear, I don’t give a darn. Too bad Ashley wasn’t a member of one of the protected classes. This story could have really had some legs.
PLEASE don’t use that as an excuse to show us Frank’s legs. Haven’t we all suffered enough?
October 27th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
That’s just an “S”, and Sarah obviously became overenthusiastic with her branding iron.
October 27th, 2008 at 5:35 pm
Are those pants you’re wearing, or camouflage for an acid trip?
October 27th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
And were you really wearing those pants with a plaid shirt? You deserved whatever you got!