She’s the head liberal, nut job on the Praise Barry Station (pbs). Is there anyone out there with any sense at all that sees this woman as OBJECTIVE (for you libs that means she’s fair, balance and doesn’t hate Conservatives, Republicans or White people just ’cause).

You know I could stop worring about the color of peoples skin if those in politics and the entertainment industry didn’t keep bringing it up. When you use “racist” terms like lynching as did a lawmaker in his defense of Reins, it just make it harder to ignore the whole race issue. After all we “crackers” don’t know what it’s like to be oppressed. None of our ancestors have ever been taken advantage of, enslaved or had genocide commited against them. (Makes me gag just writing that- History repeating it’self over and over again because people are too stupid and short sighted to learn from it. I just want to SCREAM).

Palin: Ancient name or modern?

Ifil: Both of course!

Palin: Nineveh and Kirkuk RESPECTIVELY!

Ifil: Hi, Joseph. Did you enjoy the party last night? The MTV girls told me you’re really something. OK, OK, first question on foreign affairs for you Joey. During WWII we fought mainly against 2 countries. One was a large central European country where the people speak a language called German. The other country was Japan. What was the name of that European country and what was their mustachioed leader’s name?

Biden: Austria of course, I know that because my dad was an F16 fighter pilot in WWII and shot down 15 Austrian Stuka dive bombers. He was also in the B-52 bombings of Vienna and played a big role in the American capture of Berlin, Austria’s capital. My older brother was a tank commander with Patton and helped liberate Greece and Roumania. He told me many stories about invading Normandy and liberating Paris. He never got to France though. Too bad.
Those Austrians were tough, that Adolf Menjou was a real crazy guy.

Ifil: Did you mean Adolf Hitler, Joe.

Biden: No, no. Adolf Menjou, the one with the crazy mustache. Hitler was German not Austrian, Gwen. Tried to trick me, eh?

Ifil: Mrs. Palin. So how’s the family? You’ll be a grandmother pretty soon, right? Wonderful. Our next question will concern domestic issues. What’s your position on Slavery Reparations? Should the government impose a special tax on all white people to compensate blacks for slavery or should we just excuse black people from working for the next 100 years while a special fund is set for their support for that period of time.

Palin: Gwen, don’t we pretty much have a combination of those two programs right now? Well, I’d fully support the former under these conditions;
White people will pay a special one-time tax to the government to be distributed to black people. Those accepting the reparation payment forfeit their citizenship, and since its so intolerable living in the ‘God Damn’ United States they can arrange for transport out to Congo or Bongo or Basuto or Zimbabwe never to return! Which would you pick Gwen? Yes, I’m sure you can get the book royalties in Burundi.

Ifill rides down the banister like Crisco.