Obama’s First International Crisis
Biden says Obama will be tested with a big international crisis soon after taking office, and here’s my guess as to what will happen. Obama will get his head stuck in a bucket, and, struggling to get it off, he’ll accidentally launch nuclear missiles. He’ll then appear at a press conference shouting, “I’m very smart, so stop laughing at me! Stop laughing at me! I’m very very smart!” He’ll then end up giving himself a headache from his voice echoing inside the bucket.
It’ll be fun times.
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October 22nd, 2008 at 2:58 pm
- Blarney Frank will declare that all buckets are racist.
- John Murthafraker will blame the racist rednecks who design and product buckets.
- MoveOn and George Sorass will incite their minions to destroy all buckets.
Oh noes! They be stealin’ mah buckit!1!!1
October 22nd, 2008 at 3:07 pm
Itz his friends, wen they tie hims up…
October 22nd, 2008 at 3:16 pm
- Alaska will finally vote to secede, and we’ll be down to 56 States
- Syria will attack Israel, and Obama will suggest that both sides take a deep breath and count to ten
- Since it’s been well over 50 years now, Germany will attack Poland
October 22nd, 2008 at 3:18 pm
His first “crisis” will be conservative Americans seeking to impose a representative democracy supported by capitalism on the American people…and yes, Obama’s response will be very unpopular.
October 22nd, 2008 at 3:37 pm
You racist crackers won’t have time to seek to impose anything before I put you in camps!
Lest I be accused of flip-flopping, I still intend to shoot you all into a supermassive black hole at the center of another galaxy using my warp drive. Until I raise taxes high enough to pay for that, however, I may as well keep you where I can find you.
October 22nd, 2008 at 3:45 pm
Moral of the story: Buy more guns.
October 22nd, 2008 at 4:10 pm
Dubya will toss the keys to the White House into a room full of buckets, and mutter, “have fun. I’m goin’ fishin’.”
October 22nd, 2008 at 4:12 pm
All the dictators around the world will start calling him at 3 AM and say, “Hey, there’s a crisis in the world. Are you ready?” Then hang up giggling. This will go on for a month or so, and drive Obama crazy.
October 22nd, 2008 at 4:49 pm
B. Hussein Obama’s relatives unearth the White House and move it overseas. Chaos ensues.
October 22nd, 2008 at 4:49 pm
Obama’s big crisis will be the price of arugula skyrocketing.
October 22nd, 2008 at 4:53 pm
Accidental or not, anybody who ends up lobbing nookyalar missiles around will get my vote.
#7 & 8 PaleoMedic
Ever snortLOL and have tobacco spit go up yer nose? I hadn’t either until a few minutes ago. Knock off with the funny before I end up in the hospital.
October 22nd, 2008 at 4:54 pm
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October 22nd, 2008 at 4:59 pm
No, he’ll say, “Those were not the nuclear weapons that I knew…”
October 22nd, 2008 at 5:01 pm
First Obama’s step-grandmother redecorates the White House that has now been shipped overseas to Kenya
October 22nd, 2008 at 5:07 pm
Barry : ‘I was wrapping the candies, and Joe was wrapping the candies, and they started coming so fast, and we were wrapping, and they were coming too fast and I then pushed that big red button, and then everything went BOOM, and waaaaahhhhhh!’
Nancy, Harry, Howard: ‘Barry, you got some ‘splainin’ to do!”
October 22nd, 2008 at 5:10 pm
Obama’s brother decides he can have a piece of the action too so he takes matters into his own hands. Here (click name) he is seen contemplating what forms of weapons to enjoy using against Barry, Soros, Ayers, Jeremiah Wright and the Chicago thugs.
October 22nd, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Meanwhile B. Hussein Obama contemplates his next series of evil deeds in furthering the destruction of capitalism
October 22nd, 2008 at 5:22 pm
He whispers in Michelle’s ear unaware of his brother’s greedy intentions.
October 22nd, 2008 at 5:28 pm
While Barry and his gang of thugs are partying in the re-decorated White House, his resentful Kenyan brother and his band of angry Kenyan house hungry men demand equal housing for all
October 22nd, 2008 at 5:40 pm
Barry comes home in tears after a bully, Sarah, “The Moose Killer” Palin, begins picking on him because of the bucket on his head. One afternoon, Michelle encounters Sarah teasing Barry and defends him, but gets a black eye in the process. After, Nancy and Harry try to reason with Sarah’s supporters, but get nowhere. Michelle goes into kung fu training so she can kick some racist, redneck, cracker butt , if Sarah and her supporters dare question Barry’s mandate to lead.
(‘The Barry Bunch’: Episode 1)
October 22nd, 2008 at 5:47 pm
All new buckets will be required to have emergency eyeholes and anti-echo sidewalls.
October 22nd, 2008 at 5:54 pm
Only after one of our “friends” gives Obama a “nuclear wedgie” will he admit defeat!
October 22nd, 2008 at 6:22 pm
“nuclear wedgie”…..BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
October 22nd, 2008 at 10:51 pm
Ezekial 38:13
Sheba and Dedan and the merchants of Tarshish with all the young lions thereof, will say to you, “Have you come to plunder? Have you gathered your hordes to loot, to carry off silver and gold, to take away livestock and goods and to seize much plunder?”
(#8 – Paleomedic,
best laugh today. thanks!)
October 23rd, 2008 at 12:11 am
There once was a king in a bucket,
When a crisis arises he mucks it.
While Israel smolders
He shrugs up his shoulders,
puts his head under tail and tucks it.
October 23rd, 2008 at 12:33 am
I think that was the season two premere episode for “Commander In Chief”, but the series was cancelled when Geena Davis wouldn’t allow her head to remain in a bucket for the remainder of the series.