Random Outburst of Happiness

Posted by Frank J. on October 15, 2008 at 1:09 pm

America is the most awesome country there ever was! And I get to live in it! And I have a big bag of candy!

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19 Responses to “Random Outburst of Happiness”

1. Master Shake says:
   October 15th, 2008 at 1:19 pm

   Be careful with that candy, Frank. You don’t want to end up diabetic and exterminated as an untermensch by Obamuhhh.

2. Barack Obama says:
   October 15th, 2008 at 1:20 pm

   I don’t care about his candy, you racist cracker. Frank’s body will be “repurposed” because he’s a white devil, not because of a disease!

3. Spyndrilleum says:
   October 15th, 2008 at 1:22 pm

   And I hve guns and land on which to shoot them! Or to shoot people that attempt to take my candy.

4. Gasgwar says:
   October 15th, 2008 at 1:32 pm

   If Obama wins, you will have to give us some of that candy. I think this post just turned me into a socialist. Thanks Frank.

5. Formerly known as Skeptic says:
   October 15th, 2008 at 1:32 pm

   Frank, you know your mother told you candy makes you hyper! Settle down.

6. BigRichardSmall says:
   October 15th, 2008 at 1:41 pm

   And don’t forget American Girls. The best looking girls in the world come from America or they move here eventually. Use your candy to talk to them. Just don’t follow my bad example by handing a pretty girl a bag of candy and saying “Here! Take this! I know you’re hungry.” (WARNING: Pepper spray follows.)

7. Socrates says:
   October 15th, 2008 at 1:45 pm

   I am happy that you have a big bag of candy, Frank, but I hope she doesn’t read your blog.

   [ducks]

8. Veeshir says:
   October 15th, 2008 at 2:06 pm

   Frank, it’s not candy, it’s ritalin and I would suggest it’s the reason for your extreme mood swings today.

   You should switch to focusyn, it’s been shown to be 84% more effective than anything besides fresh air and exercise.

9. Mark says:
   October 15th, 2008 at 2:34 pm

   TRICK OR TREAT!

10. spacemonkey says:
    October 15th, 2008 at 3:33 pm

    Candy needs to be redistributed

11. Burt says:
    October 15th, 2008 at 5:44 pm

    Stay out of the candy!! SarahK bought that for the trick-or-treaters. If you want your own candy, you better start working on your costume…. Oh wait…

12. hwy93 says:
    October 15th, 2008 at 6:29 pm

    It took a country as great as America to bring Kung Fu, Car Chases, Explosions, and Gratuitous Nudity together. Socialism doesn’t stand a chance.

13. Reality intrudes says:
    October 15th, 2008 at 7:05 pm

    I predict that on October 31st, someone looking a lot like Obama will come and threaten you if you don’t give your candy to him.

    Probably several Obama look alikes will extort you. They are clones. Acorn clones who vote. Short ones.

    And then a few days later they come and threaten you if you don’t give them other things. An Obama presidency is like a Halloween that never ends!

14. 5 of 7 says:
    October 15th, 2008 at 9:58 pm

    test

15. Crashbandic00t says:
    October 15th, 2008 at 10:16 pm

    Chuck Norris will defeat socialism in America!

16. sarahk says:
    October 15th, 2008 at 11:05 pm

    It’s true. I bought him a huge bag of candy so he’d stop whining about not having any candy.

17. Corona says:
    October 16th, 2008 at 8:58 am

    I’m gonna hand out acorns this Halloween. If the kids complain I’ll tell them they don’t really exist.

18. cataalex says:
    October 16th, 2008 at 12:36 pm

    testing my gravatar

19. Mark says:
    October 16th, 2008 at 1:51 pm

    Dude, that is the COOLEST gravatar!

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