Comments on: Random Outburst of Happiness

By: Mark

Mark — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 17:51:56 +0000

Dude, that is the COOLEST gravatar!

By: cataalex

cataalex — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 16:36:51 +0000

testing my gravatar

By: Corona

Corona — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 12:58:15 +0000

I’m gonna hand out acorns this Halloween. If the kids complain I’ll tell them they don’t really exist.

By: sarahk

sarahk — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 03:05:36 +0000

It’s true. I bought him a huge bag of candy so he’d stop whining about not having any candy.

By: Crashbandic00t

Crashbandic00t — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 02:16:00 +0000

Chuck Norris will defeat socialism in America!

By: 5 of 7

5 of 7 — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 01:58:56 +0000

test

By: Reality intrudes

Reality intrudes — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 23:05:20 +0000

I predict that on October 31st, someone looking a lot like Obama will come and threaten you if you don’t give your candy to him.

Probably several Obama look alikes will extort you. They are clones. Acorn clones who vote. Short ones.

And then a few days later they come and threaten you if you don’t give them other things. An Obama presidency is like a Halloween that never ends!

By: hwy93

hwy93 — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 22:29:17 +0000

It took a country as great as America to bring Kung Fu, Car Chases, Explosions, and Gratuitous Nudity together. Socialism doesn’t stand a chance.

By: Burt

Burt — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 21:44:05 +0000

Stay out of the candy!! SarahK bought that for the trick-or-treaters. If you want your own candy, you better start working on your costume…. Oh wait…

By: spacemonkey

spacemonkey — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 19:33:40 +0000

Candy needs to be redistributed

By: Mark

Mark — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 18:34:06 +0000

TRICK OR TREAT!

By: Veeshir

Veeshir — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 18:06:34 +0000

Frank, it’s not candy, it’s ritalin and I would suggest it’s the reason for your extreme mood swings today.

You should switch to focusyn, it’s been shown to be 84% more effective than anything besides fresh air and exercise.

By: Socrates

Socrates — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 17:45:55 +0000

I am happy that you have a big bag of candy, Frank, but I hope she doesn’t read your blog.

[ducks]

By: BigRichardSmall

BigRichardSmall — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 17:41:01 +0000

And don’t forget American Girls. The best looking girls in the world come from America or they move here eventually. Use your candy to talk to them. Just don’t follow my bad example by handing a pretty girl a bag of candy and saying “Here! Take this! I know you’re hungry.” (WARNING: Pepper spray follows.)

By: Formerly known as Skeptic

Formerly known as Skeptic — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 17:32:23 +0000

Frank, you know your mother told you candy makes you hyper! Settle down.

By: Gasgwar

Gasgwar — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 17:32:01 +0000

If Obama wins, you will have to give us some of that candy. I think this post just turned me into a socialist. Thanks Frank.

By: Spyndrilleum

Spyndrilleum — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 17:22:28 +0000

And I hve guns and land on which to shoot them! Or to shoot people that attempt to take my candy.

By: Barack Obama

Barack Obama — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 17:20:37 +0000

I don’t care about his candy, you racist cracker. Frank’s body will be “repurposed” because he’s a white devil, not because of a disease!

By: Master Shake

Master Shake — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 17:19:07 +0000

Be careful with that candy, Frank. You don’t want to end up diabetic and exterminated as an untermensch by Obamuhhh.