Update to Yesterday’s Random Thought
I did it. Today I successfully put on my pants both legs at the same time. I am nothing like you. I am better than you.
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October 10th, 2008 at 9:15 am
You have Happy Pants.
October 10th, 2008 at 9:15 am
Don’t people do that all the time? My wife usually both legs in at the same time. Does that mean that she is OTHER and that I should fear her? I sure hope not. I happen to like her.
October 10th, 2008 at 9:20 am
And what about Scotsmen? They wear kilts and kilts, as we know, don’t have legs. Where do they fit into this ordering of personal value?
October 10th, 2008 at 9:27 am
I can do all THREE at the same time.
So there.
October 10th, 2008 at 9:50 am
I forgot my pants completely this morning and was sent home from work. Does that make me a BO supporter?
October 10th, 2008 at 10:05 am
You know who else puts on their pants two legs at a time? HITLER.
October 10th, 2008 at 10:12 am
Who needs pants? Pants are for chumps.
October 10th, 2008 at 10:17 am
Wow. Congratulations. You’re A Big Kid Now!TM
October 10th, 2008 at 10:30 am
Well, Barack Obama can put on his pants both legs at a time and somehow end up with his head stuck in a bucket while he’s doing it, so there.
October 10th, 2008 at 10:53 am
Ah, but can you do it when seconds count, when lives are at stake? Can you do it when you get that 3 AM phone call? Can you?
October 10th, 2008 at 11:02 am
Does this mean you are now part of some super secret order that really controls the world through its secret councils? If so I will start putting my pants on this way immediately.
October 10th, 2008 at 11:19 am
Are you sure those were pants and not one of the lovely and talented SarahK’s dresses?
October 10th, 2008 at 11:22 am
To quote the Record Exec on the Guitar Hero South Park episode:
“That’s pretty G-Damn impressive.”
October 10th, 2008 at 11:57 am
These kinds of claims require objective, third-party verification. “Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.” (Carl Sagan)
At least check the location of your zipper, Frank.
October 10th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
We are not worthy.
October 10th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
Something smells hinkey here, where were Sarahk’s hands during this amazing fete/feet/feat?? hmmmm???
October 10th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
I glanced at the byline in hopes that this post was written by our belovéd SarahK. It made for a much nicer visual. Alas!
My therapist thanks you.
October 10th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
But I did it too this morning. There should be a club.
October 10th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
I put mine on the same way but I had to wrap Otis around my waist three times and then I had to throw the rest over my shoulder first! I’m not sayin’…I’m just sayin’…if you know what I’m sayin’…
October 11th, 2008 at 8:10 am
Congratulations. Now give birth to 6 children, four without any drugs at all and then you can be like me. I realize for you gentlemen out there this may be a stretch (pun sooooooo intended) but come on Cowboy Up. I’ll bet the messiah (thanks to Rev. Farrakhan for that ) could do it if he wanted to. He can do anything.