Comments on: Update to Yesterday’s Random Thought

By: seanmahair

seanmahair — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 12:10:29 +0000

Congratulations. Now give birth to 6 children, four without any drugs at all and then you can be like me. I realize for you gentlemen out there this may be a stretch (pun sooooooo intended) but come on Cowboy Up. I’ll bet the messiah (thanks to Rev. Farrakhan for that ) could do it if he wanted to. He can do anything.

By: ussjimmycarter

ussjimmycarter — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 21:29:01 +0000

I put mine on the same way but I had to wrap Otis around my waist three times and then I had to throw the rest over my shoulder first! I’m not sayin’…I’m just sayin’…if you know what I’m sayin’…

By: George guy

George guy — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 19:15:48 +0000

But I did it too this morning. There should be a club.

By: ss396

ss396 — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 18:41:38 +0000

I glanced at the byline in hopes that this post was written by our belovéd SarahK. It made for a much nicer visual. Alas!

My therapist thanks you.

By: Amer-I-Can

Amer-I-Can — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 18:29:46 +0000

Something smells hinkey here, where were Sarahk’s hands during this amazing fete/feet/feat?? hmmmm???

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 16:15:53 +0000

We are not worthy.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 15:57:15 +0000

These kinds of claims require objective, third-party verification. “Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.” (Carl Sagan)

At least check the location of your zipper, Frank.

By: Gasgwar

Gasgwar — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 15:22:46 +0000

To quote the Record Exec on the Guitar Hero South Park episode:

“That’s pretty G-Damn impressive.”

By: Master Shake

Master Shake — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 15:19:06 +0000

Are you sure those were pants and not one of the lovely and talented SarahK’s dresses?

By: Marvin

Marvin — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 15:02:37 +0000

Does this mean you are now part of some super secret order that really controls the world through its secret councils? If so I will start putting my pants on this way immediately.

By: PaleoMedic

PaleoMedic — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 14:53:36 +0000

Ah, but can you do it when seconds count, when lives are at stake? Can you do it when you get that 3 AM phone call? Can you?

By: G Fresh

G Fresh — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 14:30:44 +0000

Well, Barack Obama can put on his pants both legs at a time and somehow end up with his head stuck in a bucket while he’s doing it, so there.

By: Basil

Basil — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 14:17:46 +0000

Wow. Congratulations. You’re A Big Kid Now!^TM

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 14:12:51 +0000

Who needs pants? Pants are for chumps.

By: Exploding Spleen

Exploding Spleen — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 14:05:07 +0000

You know who else puts on their pants two legs at a time? HITLER.

By: jason

jason — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 13:50:15 +0000

I forgot my pants completely this morning and was sent home from work. Does that make me a BO supporter?

By: Spyndrilleum

Spyndrilleum — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 13:27:46 +0000

I can do all THREE at the same time.

So there.

By: Scipio Americanus

Scipio Americanus — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 13:20:42 +0000

And what about Scotsmen? They wear kilts and kilts, as we know, don’t have legs. Where do they fit into this ordering of personal value?

By: Scipio Americanus

Scipio Americanus — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 13:15:59 +0000

Don’t people do that all the time? My wife usually both legs in at the same time. Does that mean that she is OTHER and that I should fear her? I sure hope not. I happen to like her.

By: Corona

Corona — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 13:15:32 +0000

You have Happy Pants.