Why you should vote for Obama
Still undecided?
Or perhaps are leaning towards voting for McCain-Palin?
This ought to change your mind. Here’s a laundry list of why you should be voting for Barack Obama:
Now who can argue with that?!
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(40 votes, average: 4.88 out of 5)Tags: 2008 election, Democrats, Obama
October 29th, 2008 at 7:48 pm
I am going to bed on that one!!! Wake me up when it’s all over!!!!
October 29th, 2008 at 7:51 pm
I’m voting for Barack Obama because he’s his brother’s keeper. And I’m his brother. So he’ll keep me. But I don’t have a brother, so I don’t have to worry about it.
Basil, you are amazing. Fraaaaaaaaank.
October 29th, 2008 at 8:00 pm
I’m voting Democrat, because I forgot my tin foil hat and I’m doing what the voices in my head tell me to do.
October 29th, 2008 at 8:05 pm
The problem with this video is that it’s hard to tell if those are real liberals or if it’s satire. With the moonbats running rampant this year, it’s hard to tell with the left where reality ends and delusions begin.
[The problem isn't with the video, it's with the Democrats. They're so kooky, it's hard to make fun of them. - B]
October 29th, 2008 at 8:48 pm
I’m voting Democrat because I hate America and want everyone else to suffer just as I am!!
October 29th, 2008 at 8:56 pm
I’m voting Democrat because after the country goes to Hell I can say “Who is John Galt?” and see how many people get the reference.
October 29th, 2008 at 10:24 pm
I’m voting democrat because rich people are evil and poor people are good, and democrats want to make everyone “good.”
October 29th, 2008 at 10:34 pm
I’m voting democrat because I am a gay, illegal, black, vegetarian, union teacher, who had an abortion and lives in Manhatten (did I mis a constituant?)
October 29th, 2008 at 11:09 pm
PammyV, you forgot “anti-war”. Give peace a chance, man!
October 30th, 2008 at 1:38 am
I’m just saying I’m voting democrat by covering my Prius and the yard of my $5million house
with Obama signs so I can appear non racist. Maybe I’ll just vote “present”.
On the bright side, having the country become a 3rd world hell hole will certainly solve the
illegal immigration problem, right? I guess I’m a toilet half full kinda guy.
October 30th, 2008 at 6:45 am
GeeSus that male nurse with the shaved head and the tattoos……My anti-fantasy is him giving me an enema.
October 30th, 2008 at 9:55 am
PammyV, don’t forget: You also walk with a limp, mow with a goat, and wear a Che t-shirt. See you at the Chi-town Obama rally on Tuesday. (NOT!)
October 30th, 2008 at 11:14 am
I’m voting Democrat because I’d much rather live in the Islamic Socialist Republic of Obamastan than in the United States of America.
October 30th, 2008 at 11:21 am
I’m voting Democrat because I believe our military is just too darned advanced and something has to be done about that. It makes us look bad to other countries that we can protect ourselves. Oh – and I think all women look good dressed in black from head to toe.
October 30th, 2008 at 11:22 am
I’m voting Democrat because I have 49 voter registrations from ACORN, and I’ve already used 48 of them voting for Republicans.
October 30th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
I am voting for Chthulu because I am tired of voting for the Lesser of the evils.
[I've never heard Obama called that. HPL would be proud. Or not. - B]