Comments on: Why you should vote for Obama

By: Brian The Adequate

Brian The Adequate — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 16:36:36 +0000

I am voting for Chthulu because I am tired of voting for the Lesser of the evils.

[I've never heard Obama called that. HPL would be proud. Or not. - B]

By: ss396

ss396 — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 15:22:23 +0000

I’m voting Democrat because I have 49 voter registrations from ACORN, and I’ve already used 48 of them voting for Republicans.

By: hansen

hansen — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 15:21:25 +0000

I’m voting Democrat because I believe our military is just too darned advanced and something has to be done about that. It makes us look bad to other countries that we can protect ourselves. Oh – and I think all women look good dressed in black from head to toe.

By: Xenophore

Xenophore — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 15:14:17 +0000

I’m voting Democrat because I’d much rather live in the Islamic Socialist Republic of Obamastan than in the United States of America.

By: ILoveMyFreedoms

ILoveMyFreedoms — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 13:55:18 +0000

PammyV, don’t forget: You also walk with a limp, mow with a goat, and wear a Che t-shirt. See you at the Chi-town Obama rally on Tuesday. (NOT!)

By: Freemon Sandlewould

Freemon Sandlewould — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 10:45:40 +0000

GeeSus that male nurse with the shaved head and the tattoos……My anti-fantasy is him giving me an enema.

By: Dan

Dan — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 05:38:07 +0000

I’m just saying I’m voting democrat by covering my Prius and the yard of my $5million house
with Obama signs so I can appear non racist. Maybe I’ll just vote “present”.

On the bright side, having the country become a 3rd world hell hole will certainly solve the
illegal immigration problem, right? I guess I’m a toilet half full kinda guy.

By: Abigail

Abigail — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 03:09:26 +0000

PammyV, you forgot “anti-war”. Give peace a chance, man!

By: PammyV

PammyV — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 02:34:46 +0000

I’m voting democrat because I am a gay, illegal, black, vegetarian, union teacher, who had an abortion and lives in Manhatten (did I mis a constituant?)

By: someguy

someguy — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 02:24:16 +0000

I’m voting democrat because rich people are evil and poor people are good, and democrats want to make everyone “good.”

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 00:56:51 +0000

I’m voting Democrat because after the country goes to Hell I can say “Who is John Galt?” and see how many people get the reference.

By: Mark

Mark — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 00:48:11 +0000

I’m voting Democrat because I hate America and want everyone else to suffer just as I am!!

By: Eros

Eros — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 00:05:16 +0000

The problem with this video is that it's hard to tell if those are real liberals or if it's satire. With the moonbats running rampant this year, it's hard to tell with the left where reality ends and delusions begin. [The problem isn't with the video, it's with the Democrats. They're so kooky, it's hard to make fun of them. - B]

By: Commander Moonbeam

Commander Moonbeam — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 00:00:56 +0000

I’m voting Democrat, because I forgot my tin foil hat and I’m doing what the voices in my head tell me to do.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 23:51:53 +0000

I’m voting for Barack Obama because he’s his brother’s keeper. And I’m his brother. So he’ll keep me. But I don’t have a brother, so I don’t have to worry about it.

Basil, you are amazing. Fraaaaaaaaank.

By: cataalex

cataalex — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 23:48:12 +0000

I am going to bed on that one!!! Wake me up when it’s all over!!!!