Fun Trivia

Posted by Frank J. on November 11, 2008 at 10:14 am

When Obama closes Gitmo, what does he plan to do with all the terrorists there?

Make them respected professors in Chicago.

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18 Responses to “Fun Trivia”

  1. Basil says:

    All of them? Just how many terrorists they afford?

    I’m sure some will end up in his cabinet.

  2. BadAndy says:

    In other words, they get their old jobs back?

  3. Kermitt says:

    I would be more concerned with what he plans to use Gitmo for. How about political dissent? The terrorists will be made paid guards.

  4. PaleoMedic says:

    I’d like to say give them a five minute head start before unleashing the Marines, but then I remember who we’re dealing with. So I’ll have to say give them jobs that un-splodey Americans just won’t do.

  5. Patrick Britton says:

    He’s dropping them off at my house. I have a firing range set up and ready to go.

  6. MarkoMancuso says:

    I think Chicago might be a step down from Gitmo.

  7. seanmahair says:

    No, he’s going to make them part of his cabinet, staff and hire them to replace all the republicans in the federal government. His purge is going to make the Inquisition look like the Miss America pageant.

    Wanna’ bet.

  8. Corona says:

    I think Bermuda might be a step down from Gitmo.

  9. ColoradoRight says:

    Wall Street Mortgage Brokers? Distributors of Cash at the Treasury? Wal-Mart Greeters?

  10. Jimmy says:

    Members (“foreign liaison’s”) of Obama’s new National Civil Defense Force.

  11. Max Shiraz says:

    There’s a lot of communities in the red states that still need organizing

  12. Son of Bob says:

    Might I suggest releasing them in Berkley?

  13. hansen says:

    LOL! Bezerkeley Yes! Let them terrorize the City Council and Code Pink – when they call for the Marines lets stand back and laugh our Arses off!

  14. DesertElephant says:

    Would anyone really miss San Fagcisco or Berzekeley if the ragheads blew them to shit? Aside from the loss of Bechtel’s corporate office, the hell would be missed?

  15. K says:

    Bringing them into the US courts, as is apparently the idea. And it would a disasterous one.

    We are told they will be tried in a manner compatible with the federal courts, but by procedures fitting to the WOT and battlefield, rather than by standard federal court rules.

    But exactly how can that be done? The Constitution says there is one Supreme Court. And at the SC there are four certain votes for releasing them. Kennedy would probably add the fifth and decisive.

    Most probably these people will end up released but with some provision for monitoring. That will prove a joke. They will hook up with those of like mind and disappear into subversion.

    We don’t know, within one million or five, how many undocumented aliens (note PC) there are in the country. So how will we know what these new ones, filled with utter hatred, are doing or where they are?

  16. Terry_Jim says:

    Say, did you know that there are “scores of innocent (!) people being detained (at Gitmo)?”
    Or that “resettling them in the US would likely be unpopular after years of portraying them as dire threats to homeland security.” I didn’t either, till I read :
    Not So Fast: Aides Warn Obama’s Quick Closure of Gitmo Will Be Anything But

    Poor , poor innocent people , slandered by that eeeeevil MISTER Bush !!!!!!!!
    “That wasn’t my IED , I was just holding it for Achmed.”

  17. Eros says:

    If you set them loose in San Fransicko or Berserkly, they’d be the more upstanding of those city’s citizens. I say let them loose in Alaska as targets for ariel hunting. Sarah probably needs to blow off some steam after the elections.

  18. DesertElephant says:

    Blow off steam, blow off heads, either way it’s a fun time for Sarah. Lucky governor.

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