Gun Toting Redneck Is One Step Away from Bio-Attacking Terrorist
A firm that checks mail for companies is warning that an increase in gun sales could mean an increase in bio attacks. Confederate Yankee seems to be making fun of the idea, but I guess he hasn’t been to a gun store recently. They have the weaponized anthrax right next to cash register as an impulse buy along with gum and prefragmented ammo.
BTW, if you hunt with weaponized anthrax, make sure you cook that meat well done.
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November 11th, 2008 at 12:14 pm
I can’t get even my hands on a few Claymores, and they expect me to be playing with anthrax? Sheesh.
November 11th, 2008 at 12:26 pm
Personally, I have only ever used my weaponized anthrax in self-defense.
November 11th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
Personally, I always found bio and chemical weapons to be sissy weapons. If you need a good weapon of mass destruction buy American and go with Nuclear.
November 11th, 2008 at 12:34 pm
I was in a gun store and didn’t see the white powder. If they don’t carry it is there an online supply?
Also, don’t overlook the bow and arrow. Very quiet and you don’t need a silencer permit YET. Kemo sabe didn’t keep Tonto around for nothing.
November 11th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
With weaponized anthrax, the meet cooks itself, Frank. Geesh.
November 11th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
Not related but somewhat Redneck. Drudge is reporting a soldier in Syracuse beat the crap out of an Obama supporter. The soldier is in jail but can you imaging how good he feels?
November 11th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
Doesn’t gun powder also cause global warming?
November 11th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
Depends on how much gunpowder you use Jim.
November 11th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
NO .. but the putrification process makes the body release “GREEN HOUSE GASES” least they always smelled “ripe” to me!
November 11th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
The conclusion I draw from this is “now that there’s a weak democrat in office, there will be a rise in terrorist attacks.” But that’s just how I read it.
P.S. I gave up actually hunting years ago. Now I just mail an anthrax-laced letter to “Mr. Big Buck” at the deer lease and go looking for a dead 9-pointer. Them’s bio-weaponed deer is good eatin’.
November 11th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
The problem with Anthrax is that you don’t get to see that surprised look on their monkee-faces, like you would with a baseball bat.
November 11th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
My uncle used weaponized ‘pull-my-finger’
gas but I can’t find that at the local Guns and Ammo store.
November 11th, 2008 at 3:55 pm
I think that guns and Heavy Metal go together. Though I never considered Metal to be weaponizable. Think that would work for Metallica and Megadeth too? I know every time I listen to some Anthrax, I wanna kill people. Well, maybe just wound ‘em a tad. You know, wing them chicken-legged, yellow-bellied libtards.
November 11th, 2008 at 7:11 pm
I can’t believe anybody would relate gun sales to biological attacks, that is retarded. Besides if you really want to cause trouble, it’s a lot more fun to do it with a club.
November 11th, 2008 at 8:14 pm
Idaho Spud,
That’s definitely turning a frown upside down!
DesertElephant
I agree…Anthrax is best used over a walkman while making strafing runs.
Yep, I haven’t seen any anthrax on the counter of the local patriot…I mean gun store…lately. I guess I’ll have to consult the “Anarchist’s Cookbook.”
November 11th, 2008 at 9:51 pm
#1 – Peeps,
Go to http://WWW.Museumreplicas.com.
They have 3 styles of claymores; basket hilt, 2 handed, and Wallace (Braveheart). $285-$295, sharpening service extra.
If you ever need to “go Midevil” on someone, they garantee their products not to bend, break or chip, not like the cheap wall-hangers you usually see at flea-markets and gun-shows.
“They may take our lives, but they’ll never take our FREEDOM!”
November 12th, 2008 at 2:21 am
“Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you’ll live… at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin’ to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they’ll never take… OUR FREEDOM!”
That line sends a chill down my spine everytime I read/hear it.
I usually use stuff from Braveheart when debating freedom with America-haters. And they always attack me and say things like “Stop getting your ‘facts’ about the world from Hollywood”, and I always tell them that it’s the moral of the story that counts, not the events.
November 12th, 2008 at 7:33 am
#16 & 17
I knew it was only a matter of time before we started quoting Braveheart. Now we just need a leader actually willing to fight for liberty and not just political power.
November 12th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
Um, 4 of 7? He meant Claymores as in Anti-Personnel mines. They are a tad harder to come by, but well worth taking the time to hunt down a reputable dealer. Let’s just say I don’t get visits from people trying to sell me the Arizona Repugnant anymore.
November 12th, 2008 at 9:57 pm
Oops! Never mind!