I Want a Truck
I was behind a really cool truck the other day on the way to work yesterday. On the back of it, it had the Decepticons symbol. The personalized license plate was “MR PLOW”, and it had a bumper sticker that said, “What Would Scooby Do?”. That made my morning.
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November 18th, 2008 at 9:49 am
My favorite bumper sticker is “Death Before Dishonor… Nothing Before Coffee!”
Normally you don’t live your life by a bumper sticker, but…
When I walked into my church for the first time, I noticed they served coffee in the foyer. The words that came to mind were “I can do all things through Christ and coffee which strengthen me”.
[Awesome. That's perfect. -Ed.]
November 18th, 2008 at 9:58 am
You must have a truck! Especially in (where are you, Idaho?) I always drove cars (mustang, etc) but after getting my F150, I could never permanently go back. I’ve moved on to a Dodge Dakota (better MPG). Men need trucks.
Frank, go get you a truck. Today.
November 18th, 2008 at 10:51 am
Frank….you live in Idaho….you are now contractually obligated to purchase a pickup truck.
November 18th, 2008 at 11:03 am
I miss Idaho. I work at a university, where all I see are Volvos and Prius’s (Prii?) with OBAMA stickers on them.
November 18th, 2008 at 11:53 am
I was all set to buy a truck, but now it looks like I’m going to be laid off. I blame Obama, Barney Frank, Harry Reid and pretty much the whole gubmmint for being such stoopids.
November 18th, 2008 at 12:29 pm
I used to have horses and trucks. I preferred the horses because if the liberals ever took over the government, and you had to eat your transportation, trucks are harder to chew.
But its hard to get a bumper sticker to stay on a horse
Life is but a series of trade-offs.
November 18th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
If you start dreaming about trucks, you… might be a redneck.
[If your governor's name is "Butch"... you might be a redneck. -Ed.]
November 18th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Your governor’s name is “Butch”? I’m moving to Idaho.
November 18th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
Idaho Gov. C. L. ‘Butch’ Otter
Probably drives a truck. No wonder.
You’re lucky, Frank. My Obama Girl governor.
Trust me – her photo isn’t just retouched. It friggin’ painted.
November 18th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
Mr. Plow sucks! Go with the Plow King.
[The Plow King is a drunk! -Ed.]
November 18th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
November 18th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
That’s very true, Tim. I have speculated about the use of trowels many times here at the IMAO makeup shop. Thanks for reminding me! But I think in her case, they had to use modeler’s clay – by hand. Her cracks are like Iceland’s volcanic rifts. They’re veritable spreading centers of tragedy.
“Queen Crissie” (chuckle) – THE Obama Girl
(And did you check out the lipstick? It was positively Hillary!)
November 18th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
Every president – that’s you, Frank – deserves a truck. One that’s got mud up the sides and embedded in the tires; stickers like “I’ll Hug My Elephant, You can Kiss Your A$$”; and more than one gun in the rack.
On second thought, wonder what kind of truck Obama’s gonna park in the White House driveway? May I suggest…
the Little Tykes “Classis Pickup Truck,” complete with “fun graphics” (to mezmerize the minions), a construction helmet (as a suitable head-covering for meeting with terrorists), tool caddy (for hammering away our rights), and a “working horn” (for when the teleprompter malfunctions – again).
Toot toot!
November 18th, 2008 at 8:10 pm
Transformers, the Simpsons and POOH! What a great truck!
November 18th, 2008 at 11:27 pm
Earth First! We can log the other planets later.
Clinton: a good reason why stupid people shouldn’t vote.
Take a bite out of crime. Shoot the b*st*rds!
I want to die in my sleep like my Grandpa. Not screaming and hollering like the passengers in his car.
4 stickers on my old ’99 Ford F-150. I miss that truck.
November 21st, 2008 at 3:52 pm
I live near Austin, TX, where the slogan of the city is “Keep Austin Weird”, by which they mean “Keep Austin Full of Crazy Moonbat Liberals”. But I live in Round Rock, which is VERY conservative (even by Texas standards). My favorite bumper sticker was one I saw around town a while back “Keep Round Rock Mildly Unusual.” I wish I knew where to buy one.