Comments on: In My World: Testing the New President

By: HKPistole

HKPistole — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 14:28:42 +0000

frightingly realistic…

By: HCG

HCG — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 07:54:04 +0000

“I’ll go tell Pelosi she is acting president.”
Damn it, that is scary.

By: Modern Day Estella

Modern Day Estella — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 22:55:31 +0000

If the great leaders are wearing buckets on their heads, after they’ve taxed us all into abject poverty, destroyed the economy, disarmed us and the military, given our nuclear stash to whatever dictators can say they hate America the most, and otherwise destroyed everything Americans hold dear, should we dig holes and bury our heads in them? After all, we won’t have the money to buy ourselves buckets, so it’ll have to be something free and blinding …

The head burial has many benefits:
1. Stupid people will forget the air hose
2. We won’t be able to see or hear the country we love being destroyed
3. Since we’ll have no more money to steal (did I say steal? I meant tax. Really!), we’ll have to “assume the position” anyway, and there’s nobody who’d be “collecting” from us that we’d want to see.
4. It’s stolen from South Park, which automatically

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 22:10:10 +0000

AIDE: Syria is attacking Israel. You have to act now!

OBAMA: Just one moment; I’m checking the dimensions of this bucket… Ahh! My head is stuck in the bucket!

Change that to AYERS: Comrade President! Pakistan and India are launching nuclear weapons at each other! Many capitalist pigs will be slaughtered! Praise Lenin!

OBAMA: I can’t hear you! Damned buckets! and it’s exactly how my dream went.

By: Max Shiraz

Max Shiraz — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 21:04:01 +0000

Perhaps we should start Obama off with a simpler test – y’know like patting his head and rubbing his tummy at the same time – something like that

By: Scooter

Scooter — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 20:38:35 +0000

this is… not your best work

By: Ricky

Ricky — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 20:22:53 +0000

sixpckr: Where do you think they got the idea for buckets on their heads?

Why, it would be the grand poobah of bucketheads, Piglosi herself!!

By: Mateo R

Mateo R — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 20:13:42 +0000

I’m sorry to hear that JohnRJ08 we will pray for you haha jk

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 19:59:41 +0000

More ~~cowbell~~ bucket! You can never have too much ~~cowbell~~ bucket. Everyone sing the song: "I've got a hole in my ~~bucket cowbell~~ head."

By: Mary Sunshine

Mary Sunshine — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 19:57:26 +0000

I smell a conspiracy!

*Mary runs off to check out Piglosi’s stock portfolio for shares in bucket companies*

By: sixpckr

sixpckr — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 19:50:52 +0000

Out of all the scenarios offered in your post, Frank, I’d have to say the most chilling of them all was the idea of Piglosi being President.

Let’s all pray she gets bucketed first.

By: JohnRJ08

JohnRJ08 — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 19:44:55 +0000

I’m an Obama supporter, but I have to admit that this is really funny.

By: BadAndy

BadAndy — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 19:38:18 +0000

Frank, you’ve left out the most important piece of information — the color of the bucket.

By: innominatus

innominatus — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 19:36:30 +0000

When the inevitable happens, and Vladdy Putin uses his mad judo skills to throw Obama around – like an orca playing with a helpless young harp seal – should I do the patriotic thing and denounce Putin, or do the other patriotic thing and LMAO?

By: THE BOMB!!!

THE BOMB!!! — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 19:33:32 +0000

You laugh now, but when the martians attack with their exploding-brain-rays the people with buckets on their heads will be the only humans left!

By: Ricky

Ricky — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 19:26:01 +0000

Now that’s funny right there.

Good Lord, you should’ve kept going with the bucket brigade!