In Obama America…

Posted by Frank J. on November 6, 2008 9:34 am

…taxes cut YOU!

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17 Responses to “In Obama America…”

1. Jimmy says:
   November 6th, 2008 at 10:03 am

   You’re cut, Frank.
   SarahK, cut.
   Cadet, you’re cut.
   Harvey’s cut.
   spacemonkey, cut
   Basil, you’re SO cut.

2. Barack Obama says:
   November 6th, 2008 at 10:05 am

   And then I take your money to buy more crack! And it’s really sweet now, because I don’t have to pay My supporters to contribute, register, and vote as cartoon characters and dead people any more. All that sweet, sweet crack is for ME now!

3. MarkoMancuso says:
   November 6th, 2008 at 10:15 am

   In Obama’s America, post writes Frank J!

4. PaleoMedic says:
   November 6th, 2008 at 10:35 am

   I can’t wait for the seas to start receding. It’s been keeping me up nights, even at 4900 feet in the middle of a sizable continent.

   Yesterday I did notice an increase in the volume of the birds singing, and the world had taken on a kind of ethereal shimmer. But that might have been the hangover. Not sure yet.

5. Jimmy says:
   November 6th, 2008 at 10:44 am

   Sounds like you got Obomba’d, PaleoMedic. Here in the Northwest, we re-elected the Obama Girl as governor and thus we’re gearing up for the season’s first “Pineapple Express” (endless rain) direct from Obama’s home state of Hawaii.

6. ILoveMyFreedoms says:
   November 6th, 2008 at 11:41 am

   A friend from Georgia used to whip out a fish-gutting knife and (kinda) joke, “If… [insert unusual event here] … happens, I’ll cut cha!!”

   He was big and powerful and I was never 100 percent sure that he wouldn’t do it. But being big and powerful meant he never really had to.

   Obamuhamad, however, is not big. And he craves power like his followers crave crack. It follows that he will resort to using taxes, censorship, discrimination, unconditional chats, wealth redistribution, and the blowing up of churches and ammo as his own little girly-man’s fish-gutting knife.

   The new mantra? “Cut and gut.”

7. Baracrates H. Obama says:
   November 6th, 2008 at 12:10 pm

   Raaaaaciiiiisssst!

8. George guy says:
   November 6th, 2008 at 1:19 pm

   Obama’s not going to stay President of the US. Every office he’s been elected to has just been a stepping stone for him on his way to higher office.

   In 2010 he’s going to run for President of Earth.

9. NunyaB says:
   November 6th, 2008 at 2:14 pm

   I hereby nominate Barack Hussein Obama for President of the Moon.

   Then nuke it.

10. Brian says:
    November 6th, 2008 at 2:27 pm

    Do you think if we were about to inaugurate the first female Vice President we would be reacting like the Democrats? Sadly, no. We would probably still be cleaning up broken glass and towing the overturned, burned cars from election eve. Fortunately we don’t behave like spoiled children throwing violent temper tantrums when we don’t get what we want.
    I reject the Democrats premise that I should be happy simply because a black man has been elected President. I would feel exactly the same if Gore, Kerry or Clinton were elected. I do wish him the best, and I will support him until he no longer earns my support.

11. silaS marreD says:
    November 6th, 2008 at 3:54 pm

    Effective use of the “Russian Reversal”! I expect anything Russian is going to be more trendy in America for the next few years.

12. cataalex says:
    November 6th, 2008 at 4:57 pm

    George guy says:

    November 6th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
    Obama’s not going to stay President of the US. Every office he’s been elected to has just been a stepping stone for him on his way to higher office.

    In 2010 he’s going to run for President of Earth.

    Don’t laugh He might just try to do it!!!!

13. DesertElephant says:
    November 6th, 2008 at 6:48 pm

    Caatalex, Well, eventually, The Antichrist had to move out of local politics and on to the world stage.

14. 4 of 7 says:
    November 7th, 2008 at 1:42 am

    42 months. the antichrist rules for 42 months. 48 months in a presidental term of office.
    48-42=6. Biden said something wierd would happen within the first 6 months of Ali Bama’s 1st term which would ‘test’ him. Hmmm… Stay tuned! Film at 11!

15. DesertElephant says:
    November 7th, 2008 at 10:21 am

    I knew I recognized those 4 Horses I saw on 11/5 from somewhere.

16. Frostwuf says:
    November 7th, 2008 at 12:12 pm

    This would make a great t-shirt.

17. George guy says:
    November 7th, 2008 at 1:11 pm

    Beware the man with one sandal. He is not of woman born.

    (Probably a robot or a test tube baby)

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