Just Because I Feel Like It

Posted by Frank J. on November 4, 2008 at 11:29 pm

USA! USA! USA!

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49 Responses to “Just Because I Feel Like It”

  1. Son of Bob says:

    Well, at least we can be done with jackass John McCain. Let’s relegate him and his useless fools to the trash heap of loser RINO’s. Palin in 2012!! More power to the rebirth of the conservative movement!

  2. Mary Sunshine says:

    USSA! USSA!

  3. Samantha says:

    Welcome to ASS: American Socialist States. -_-;

    I HOPE to God a TRUE Conservative runs in 2012….if elections are still legal.

  4. Gnome says:

    Obama should redistribute some of his electoral votes to McCain, enough so they would have the same amount. Then things could be settled by a duel, like they were in the good ol days.

  5. pHbalancedNeoCon says:

    Call me crazy, but I hope Obama is the most successful American President in recent memory. As most of you I’m sure would agree, I want the US to remain a strong, vibrant country that the people of the world look up to as a beacon of hope…That means that I would NEVER wish her harm. That being said, my idea of a successful American President would mean not enacting the Fairness Doctrine, not establishing socialized medicine, not creating an expansion of the welfare state, and not reducing funding to the military (this includes letting us mop up in Iraq and Afghanistan)…did I forget anything?…and I’m afraid that this is going to be a tall order for Mr. Obama to fill, but nevertheless I wish him luck. USA! USA! USA!

  6. CT Sean says:

    God Help Us … !

  7. Torchness says:

    Instead of watching the carnage, we popped in “Blazing Saddles.” Fabulously apt.

  8. PammyV says:

    Obama just came out for teh acceptance speech….I can’t watch, it’s too painful right now.

    But I am feeling more energized for 2010 and 2012. I’m in NV: Harry Reid’s seat should be up in 2010…lets start there!

  9. Socrates H. Muhammed says:

    I’m with you, pHbalancedNeoCon (if that’s your real name). Fortunately, we know that Barack Obama is a centrist uniter, and will work tirelessly to reign in the liberal impulses of the leftist Clinton/Pelosi/Reid wing of the party.

  10. Gary S. says:

    USSA! USSA! USSA!

    - Gary S.

    Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness*

    * Offer expires January 20, 2009.

  11. Jimmy says:

    Freemon Sandlewould had a funny phrase that I’d like to apply to this election:

    “turds festooned with corn”

  12. G Fresh says:

    RONPAUL 2012!!! RONPAUL 2012!!! RONPAUL 2012!!! RONPAUL 2012!!! RONPAUL 2012!!! RONPAUL 2012!!! RONPAUL 2012!!! RONPAUL 2012!!! RONPAUL 2012!!! RONPAUL 2012!!! RONPAUL 2012!!! RONPAUL 2012!!! RONPAUL 2012!!! RONPAUL 2012!!!

    Sorry, somebody had to make fun of those bozos one last time.

  13. Forensicator says:

    G Fresh, who are you kidding? Ron Paul DID win the election, but the illuminati STOLE it!!!11one!

    USA! USA! USA!

  14. Jimmy says:

    IowaHawk or Harvey should write an article with that title.

    “Turds Festooned With Corn”

    -or-

    * ACORN

    * How I found John McCain in the toilet.

    * Barack Obama’s new bathroom wall paper pattern

    * What to put in a paper sack when sharing the wealth.

    * What’s left of my paycheck under the next Congress.

    * The Republican National Committee.

  15. JKush says:

    I need to go buy some guns and ammo before they are taxed 500% and before they can be taken from us. Do you recommend a 9mm or a 45 for a Beretta?

  16. erg says:

    Elected to tax. Our country we fought to be rid of British taxation. Barak would be better served by following his ancestral roots and moving back to England.

  17. erg says:

    Jimmy the Second. Sad thing about it is 50% of the country would see it as a compliment.

  18. nyexpat says:

    JKush I’ve got a nice little RAF issue .380. Nice little pocket size, not worth much at the shooting range, but in a close up situation quite handy. I’m not sure how many rounds would be enough for the next four years, though. Oh well,
    USA!USA!USA!

  19. Terry_Jim says:

    At least we won’t hear him run on “CHANGE” in 2012 !

    Why does Obama take himself so seriously?
    Because if he laughed at himself it would be racist.

  20. Mary Sunshine says:

    :D

    No I am not smiling, I just felt like nuking the moon.

  21. Terry_Jim says:

    Holy shit, FOX NEWS is showing a mob in front of the White House!

    Classless self congratulatory pinheads,
    this is going to be the longest two and a half months in history
    till Inauguration Day.

    Brit describes the mob as joyful, celebratory, “and ,why not?”
    Then camera shows sign
    in crowd reading “WHY WAIT- EVICT BUSH NOW!!”.

    The Onion puts things in perspective:
    http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/black_man_given_nations?utm_source=onion_rss_daily

  22. Jimmy says:

    Indeed, erg, it is the uninformed, unprincipled electorate that is the problem.

    Seanmahair, I hope you are stayin’ strong through all of this.

  23. Eric says:

    I just died a little inside….

    WOLVERINES!!!!!

  24. Daniel says:

    USA USA USA

  25. Terry_Jim says:
  26. PammyV says:

    Gnome says:

    Obama should redistribute some of his electoral votes to McCain, enough so they would have the same amount.

    Ah the Irony.

    But then there is the tenant of the socialists: What’s good for the goose IS NOT good for hte gander!

  27. Terry_Jim says:

    That post didnt work, so please
    click here for video : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GgSdiX0kDI

    “I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me.

    A day may come when the courage of men fails,
    when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship

    But it is not this day.

    An hour of wolves and shattered shields,
    when the age of men comes crashing down!

    But it is not this day!

    THIS DAY WE FIGHT!

    By all that you hold dear on this good Earth,
    I bid you stand,
    Men of the West!”

  28. Son of Bob says:

    Wolverines!!!

  29. PaleoMedic says:

    I am in the throes of despair. What do I do about my sons? Both have so much to offer the US. Both could be victims of the gubmint. I am a wreck!

  30. PaleoMedic says:

    WOLVERINES!!!!111!1!

  31. Sulamie says:

    Yeah Frank me too.

    Sigh.

  32. Jimmy says:

    Paleo – it’s not just our sons and daughters that can be victims of the gubmint. We can, too! In fact we are. I feel a really big rant coming on. Oh oh. I mentioned I wanted to say outrageous things in the live blog…

  33. Idaho Spud says:

    JKush
    The Beretta is known for a quality 9mm and there are tons of 9mm ammo available, or at least yesterday. Also you can carry 2 1/2 9mm shells for every one .45. I think Beretta just came out with their first .45 and although not proven is probably a good gun. Recoil of the .45 is a little more stiff and that is a reason why many police in the country have dropped it in favor of the .40. Also, because there are more women cops and the gun frames are generally larger and do not fit small hands as well for either men or women.

    You can fire a 9mm all day and it does not wear you out. The 9mm is a very efficient round. It falls between a .357 and a .38 special up to about a 140 grain bullet.

    You could not go wrong if you get one of each.

  34. Freemon Sandlewould says:

    Jimmy in this case it is: turds festooned with corn in super duper HD so you can see the hairs on it too.

  35. Freemon Sandlewould says:

    er and at the risk of wearing out my favorite word ( which is corn ) : Obama is going to let his corn snake loose on capitalism. Remember you are not gay if you are not the one giving it. Hope you like your sandwich with lots a mayo.

  36. Jimmy says:

    Those hairs be undigested strands of mental cellulose, Freemon.

    How dare you make me laugh?

  37. Barack Obama says:

    Chanting “USA” is a thought-crime against your God-King, as it implies that the USA is better than the rest of the world, of which I am now President. To the camps with all you racist crackers!

  38. PaleoMedic says:

    Corn Hair. Pft! Pft!

    Dudes, Jimmy. Freemon, et al. Humor is all that we can rely on. I walked out my door tonight and screamed “Thank you, you f**ing idiots!” We have a long uphill trail to hike.

  39. compugor says:

    #15 – Springfield Armory XDm (.40s&w) [16+1]

  40. cataalex says:

    Well whether you want to admit it or not, the next seven years will be hell on earth!!! The United States has elected it’s first Ungodly President!!!!!! We as a nation will cease to exist in the next year or two. There will be no more elections in the United States and for that I am sad. Somehow I can not find the humor in all this because I know what is coming.

  41. HCG says:

    #5 pH – You forgot securing the border and balancing the budget, but we’ll let it slide this time.

    Paleo – America’s government is bloated and rotting, and our electorate is naive and ignorant. You and your sons are not, so be strong and you’ll be fine. And besides, if it gets too bad, I think Mary Sunshine (#4 http://blog.bejohngalt.com/) has a secret mountain hideaway where we can build the capitalist utopia of our dreams (or make a futile heavily armed last stand – you decide).

    USA! Go Navy! Beat the new brown-shirt civilian defense force!

  42. cataalex says:

    Wolverines!!!!!!!

  43. NunyaB says:

    Same here #39. I’m at a mix of abject fear and dread for this country, and seething rage at the ignorant POS’s who put this lying hypocritical racist terrorist POS into office come January. I’m wearing black tomorrow, in mourning for the former “shining city on a hill” that we once knew as America. Welcome to Europe West.

    The best I can hope for is that he’ll be a bumbling mess of incompetence, but of course with a Congress, SCOTUS, and MSM totally up his backside, he will have free reign to literally destroy America as the Founders found it.

    BHO is not my president. And I’m going to be as annoying and whiny over the next 4 years as the Libtards have been for the last 8.

    Time for all conservatives to migrate to a Red State (I suggest Alaska) and secede now; there will BE no more America as we know it 4 years — or even 6 months — from now. And we’ll be just fine, better off in fact; we’ll have the only military worth anything, all the guns for defending ourselves, real borders, no freeloaders, and no taxes. Who’s with me?

  44. Juggernaut says:

    I’ve been away for a while (why, I don’t know), but after the idiocy that occurred last night, this website popped in my head. And this site has allowed me to see a ray of sunshine through the $#*@storm that surrounds me. I’m glad to see some oldtimers and some new members, as well. It’s just nice to find people who don’t think BHO craps diamonds and welfare checks and puppies and rainbows.

    I’m up for the mountain compound – just let me know when and where.

  45. jj says:

    NunyaB,

    Count me in!

  46. ILoveMyFreedoms says:

    44. Juggernaut: We’re generally looking at parts of Tennessee, Arkansas, and Alaska.

    USA!
    Wolverines!!!
    Jeezus Krist, My Heart Hurts!

  47. Sulamie says:

    Paleo – I had to pry my husband away from the television last night. He could not stop saying, through intermittent gasps and sobs, “I can’t believe this…..I just can’t believe this.” I was starting to wonder if he’d ever snap out of it, although I felt the same sense of complete SHOCK. I like that you yelled out the door. I kind of felt like doing that, too. In the end, as I put my kids to bed, all I could do was pray for the peace that surpasses all understanding. I’ll pray for you, too. For all of us, actually.

    Now time to join Frank’s underground. I’m all in!!!!!!!

  48. 4 of 7 says:

    “For a time they sat together with bowed heads and did not speak. Then suddenly Pippin looked up and saw that the sun was still shining and the banners still streaming in the breeze. He shook himself. ‘It is passed,’ he said. ‘No, my heart will not yet despair. Gandalf fell and has returned and is with us. We may stand, if only on one leg, or at least be left still upon our knees.’
    ‘Rightly said!’ cried Beregond, rising and striding to and fro. ‘Nay, though all things must come utterly to an end in time, Gondor shall not perish yet. Not though the walls be taken by a reckless foe that will build a hill of carrion before them. There are still other fastnesses, and secret ways of escape into the mountains. Hope and memory shall live still in some hidden valley where the grass is green.’”
    - JRR Tolkien, LOTR, ROTK

    “We must all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang seperately!”
    - Ben Franklin, at the signing of the Declaration of Independence, July 4, 1776.

  49. Juggernaut says:

    ILMF,

    All those locales work for me. Now, if I can just find those MREs……..

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