McCain Working For Obama?
John & Barry were jaw-flappin’ on Monday, in an event that untrustworthy political hacks drunk with newfound power described as merely a “productive conversation”.
Personally, I’m thinking the Presidential First Loser was angling for a career change.
I don’t know if he got the job, but I *do* wonder what job he’d get, if one were to be tossed his direction like a bowl of watery gruel to a hungry orphan.
I speculate thusly:
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* Dog-walker for the oft-hinted-at First Puppy. It’s not like Malia & Sasha would walk their OWN dog, since personal responsibility has never been That One’s “thing”, and oppressing his beloved Punishments with it would be unthinkable.
* Guy who jacks up the bus so that Obama has more room to throw his friends & family under it.
* In charge of protecting Obama from feral boys attacking him with steel boomerangs.
* Emergency back-up teleprompter, i.e. Cue Card Boy.
* When Obama needs to decide which special interest group is the spreader and which is the spreadee, McCain will be there to shake up and hand the Magic 8 Ball to him.
* Follow Michelle around so that when she starts screaming “I HATE WHITEY!” people will think she’s talking about him, even though she’s really just having another off-her-meds-moment.
* When it comes time to bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran, McCain will push the button launching the nuclear strike, thus allowing Obama to continue his current foreign policy doctrine of blaming the Republicans for starting unilateral wars.
* As the end gets closer, SOMEONE is going to have to change Ted Kennedy’s diaper.
* Who has time to sit around all day waiting for the cable guy to show up? John McCain does!
* Not a job, exactly, so much as a fat envelope full of cash to thank him for running his campaign sorta like Custer ran Little Big Horn.
So if YOU were Obama, what role would McCain play in YOUR administration?
Me, I’d have him make sure no one had poisoned my MET-Rx chocolate roasted-peanut protein bars and Black Forest Berry Honest Tea.
(17 votes, average: 4.65 out of 5)
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November 20th, 2008 at 10:27 am
What I would have him do: Deliver messages (Read: threats) to Pelosi and Reid. You wouldn’t see me going near those freak jobs.
What he will be doing: Guiding “my friends” (Read: new Democrat voters) across la frontera.
November 20th, 2008 at 10:40 am
For the love of Christmas get this guy out of Arizona! I talked to him on local talk radio kfyi in ’96 when he was advocating net censorship “for the children” sake. I told him he was an antique then and that he needed to retire and let someone younger take over. If he would have listened there would be alot of people that were more happy right now. I want a real conservative Senator not this Teddy Roosevelt. ( shameless self promotor ).
November 20th, 2008 at 10:44 am
Leaving aside the uh, racist nature of your posting, let me just say that this is a racist posting.
John McCain is not working in the Obama Administration, and anyone who says so obviously doesn’t understand the difference between an Office of the President-Elect and an Office of the President.
Senator McCain is not under any obligation to the Office of the President-Elect.
On an unrelated note, the President-Elect has thanked Senator McCain and personally assured the Senator that he would instruct his staff not to release any compromising videos of the McCain family.
November 20th, 2008 at 10:49 am
As The Messiah, I’d have McLoser carry around my cross until I needed to drape myself across it to remind The People that
I died for their sinsthey bought me fair and square.November 20th, 2008 at 11:00 am
I was hoping he’d be secretary of state
November 20th, 2008 at 11:13 am
Freemon, you’re a Zonie too? I have oft apologized that I actually voted for McCain in the last Senatorial election. In my defense, I was a Republican Sheeple at the time and hasn’t yet had my Republican brain swapped for an actual Conservative one.
On another AZ note, what the HELL was the judge in St. Johns Thinking giving that beast little murderer a free pass home for Thanksgiving???
As for what I’d have McCain do were I Obama: I’d make him follow me with a mop and a bucket to clean the floors after I’d spewed my verbal and political diarrhea.
November 20th, 2008 at 11:28 am
If I really were Obama, I’d create a new cabinet position, called The Bi-Partisan Liaison and Johnny Mac would be the first to serve in said position. His job would entail rallying the spineless republicans to support the dems and blackmailing the ones with any remnants of conservative principles left. Thus undermining the conservative cause as he always has.
Why re-invent the wheel, right? Let him do what he loves and has experience at.
November 20th, 2008 at 11:43 am
I believe the job offered to him was one of basketball hander. the weak skinny armed hussein must have whitey pass him new balls that he will not chase. And why have an illegal do the work whitey can do.
November 20th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
Wasn’t McCain already working for Obama for the past two years? He sure wasn’t running a campaign to get himself elected. Really, when has McCain not been working to promote the democrat party?
November 20th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
Wow. Wonder if any of those who voted for Obama are noticing how “Change” actually means “I’m going to hire everyone who represents the opposite of change.”?
Seriously doubt it.
November 20th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
Pre greasing all White House buckets for easier removal later.
November 20th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
Scare the children, (dumb 18 year olds) to continually vote Obama. After all, in that clown get-up, he kinda looks like Pennywise from Steven King’s “It”.
November 20th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
Secretary of Keeping Dang Kids off the White House Lawn
Secretary of Figuring Out Just What the Heck Torture Is
The Guy Who Checks for Toilet Bombs
November 20th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
Pin-Setter for the White House bowling alley.
November 20th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
I would think Obama would want McCain to expand on his vast “reach across the aisle” skills to include reaching under, over and especially around to help make Democrats fell more comfortable as they expel vast quantities of new legislation from their penis brains.
(OK, I said that as indirectly has I could.)
November 20th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
Tends the watermelon patch where the rose garden used to be.
November 20th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Hey, I’ve got a job for Johnny Mac…. -Chief arugula washer!
November 20th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
Gramps can be the stable boy on the front lawn, holding his hand out to take the reigns of the horse from the master. He will then tell the master (the #2 al-Qaeda dude), “My friend, it might not be a good idea to repeat calling The O a ‘house negro’ – at least not in front of Michelle.” He will then bow down and blink a few times, holding out his hand again.
November 20th, 2008 at 6:35 pm
Have Johnny Mac be Barry O’s personal chauffeur and pilot air force 1.
November 20th, 2008 at 6:43 pm
BTW, Harvey, I think you’ve given Frank nightmares with that clown.
Why do I suspect Cadet Happy made it?
November 20th, 2008 at 8:49 pm
He could be a lawn gnome.
November 21st, 2008 at 2:36 am
Considering his wife’s business, I’d want John McCain stocking the bar.