Newt vs. Steele
Why couldn’t our primary have been this hard of a choice.
Apparently other people feel the same way, because when I voted it was exactly fifty-fifty.
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November 10th, 2008 at 7:19 pm
Does Steele support the Gorebal Warming nonsense? Newt really lost me with that crap.
November 10th, 2008 at 7:19 pm
Big laughs at Frank J and the fellow IMAO bloggers and regular readers of IMAO.us. I say this because you so wholloped and people want liberalism and not your crazy brand of right wing fanatical conservatism. Your favorite candidates Fred Thompson and Sarah Palin both lost and Sarah Palin has turned out to be amazingly stupid. Now the DNC will rule for years. Big win big fun big DNC! Oh yeah! Big fun! Oh yeah big rule big fun! Woo-hoo!!
[Thanks for explaining why you are laughing! It would have been weird if you just came here and started laughing and didn't tell us why. -Ed.]
November 10th, 2008 at 7:21 pm
Marko – even Newt knows global warming is really and puts our planet in incredible planet unlike you and the other idiots that exist in the far right corners of the USA. The last election proves that your little corner is fading and has little support. HA HA
November 10th, 2008 at 7:26 pm
When did Evil Scary Monkey turn into a salamander and learn (mostly) proper spelling?
November 10th, 2008 at 7:38 pm
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November 10th, 2008 at 7:40 pm
Ah yes, the America likes liberalism canard. That’s why Obama et al ran away from the liberal label every chance they got. And traditional marriage ballot initiatives won across the country in those bastions of conservatism, CA and FL. Right.
On the global warming bit, did you know that the average temperature has dropped, every year, since 1998? Try facts next time, they don’t make you look so ignorant.
November 10th, 2008 at 7:51 pm
Any man who will sit next to Nancy Fungus Pelosi in a commercial has lost it, in my wee oponion.
November 10th, 2008 at 7:58 pm
Salamander says “global warming is really and puts our planet in incredible planet…” Until I heard that explanation, I haven’t been convinced. Now I know we’re going to be in incredible planet if we don’t stop really global warming.
November 10th, 2008 at 8:07 pm
The last election proves that your little corner is fading and has little support. HA HA
And what evidence do you have to support this theory, lizard boy? Newsflash: We nominated a liberal this year.
In fact, if I recall correctly, the last time we nominated a conservative and you nominated a wooly-headed liberal, we won every state except Minnesota.
November 10th, 2008 at 8:25 pm
Salamander-The Obama Gulags will be equal oportunity facilities. My last laugh will be when jerks like you wake up and realize it was all smoke and mirrrors. All the Hope. All the Change. All the free stuff. Gone, down the flusher. Whahaaaaaa!
November 10th, 2008 at 8:28 pm
Wow! a choice between a semi conservative that has a history of winning elections or a man who will reshape the party to go back to the conservative roots. huh. Not really a hard decision.
So are we going to have a troll problem even after the election. I guess these people have nothing else to do since they can’t talk about hope and change all day.
November 10th, 2008 at 8:56 pm
“Global warming… puts our planet in incredible planet,” (See Salamander’s double post, which he didn’t even apologize for!!!) huh? Where is the list of the other incredible planets and how much global warming do we have to continue to stay in this incredible list?
My biggest concern right now is that we’re going through a stage of global cooling, which I really don’t understand… I mean why does it always seem the earth gets colder in November, December, etc…?
I call on all IMAO bloggers to join me in the effort to increase global warming!!! Drive your trucks, SUVs and gas hoggin vehicles!!! Crank up your heaters and open up your doors!! HEAT MOTHER EARTH!!! Please, PLEASE, don’t let her fall off the list of “incredible planet!!!” With any luck, we may be able to reverse global cooling in the next 4 months!! We really need to stay on the list of incredible planets and have some global warming!!
It is really important for me to know my planet is incredible. If this important for the rest of you, join me and warm the planet!!!
November 10th, 2008 at 9:11 pm
When’s the last time you found a conservative with whom you agreed 100% of the time? Last one I saw was shaving in my mirror.
Whether it’s the global warming hoax, illegal immigration (note: illegal immigration), earmarks, abortion, or whatever, if I look hard enough, I can find some issue with which I disagree.
What we need to do is get the best people with the best conservative values in positions of power.
Gingrich is good, but not perfect. Steele is good, but not perfect. But no one’s perfect.
If we can get to the point where the worst choice is between Gingrich and Steele, we’ll be a darn sight better off.
November 10th, 2008 at 9:12 pm
# Salamander says:
November 10th, 2008 at 7:19 pm
Dude, are you guys capable of writing in complete sentences?
I can just picture you there typing while flinging poo at the people looking at you through the iron bars.
November 10th, 2008 at 9:14 pm
I have to laugh every time I see the acronym DNC … sounds like “DINK”
November 10th, 2008 at 11:11 pm
I will do my part to contribute to Global Warming by cooking a hell of a lot of beans.
November 11th, 2008 at 12:12 am
Conservatives are in sorry shape if it comes down to Newt! He’s bought into the gobal warming crap, but what irritates me the most is his grandstanding on conservative principles and values.
If he can screw his wife over he can screw anyone over. The elites are the elites, Left or Right.
Can’t conservatives get over this “now it’s Bob Doles turn”, “now it’s George Bush”s turn”, “now it’s silly bafoons turn”?
Until Conservatives embrace the tactics of the left with intimidation and thugery there is no hope. Tombstones will still read, “(name) fought the good battle and LOST with the most noble of ideals”.
Salamander would have you behind bars after he’s shot in the head which is the only big problem he and his queer freinds still have.
November 11th, 2008 at 1:15 am
“# Basil says:
November 10th, 2008 at 9:11 pm
When’s the last time you found a conservative with whom you agreed 100% of the time? Last one I saw was shaving in my mirror.”
I call him Instapundit, but you may know him as Glenn Reynolds.
November 11th, 2008 at 1:26 am
I say Thaddeus McCotter, but that won’t happen since he’s gainfully employed.
November 11th, 2008 at 7:17 am
Salamander? A slimy little lizard which secrets mucus (snot) on it’s skin to keep moist. A very appropriate name!
November 11th, 2008 at 11:30 am
A salamander is an amphibian… much like a newt. My mind is BLOAN.