Random Thought
People say all the dinosaurs are dead, but exactly how many bodies have we found? How do we know that’s all of them? Maybe that they went extinct millions of years ago is exactly what they want us to think.
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November 9th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
I recommend that we launch a tactical nuclear strike against Antarctica just in case. According to several games and movies I have seen, if there is a secret, tropical valley where dinosaurs still live, it will somehow exist in the middle of the frozen continent of Antarctica.
November 9th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
Also we should hide all buckets, as they may attempt to use these against our leader.
November 9th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
I swear that I will shoot anyone who makes a Fred Thompson joke.
November 9th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
Well, if you remember from biology, dinosaurs didn’t die out, but evolved into birds. So now, they’re flying over our very heads, conducting surveillance while they prepare for the day when they evolve out of their current state. If we want to survive, then we must immediately enact a law that all Americans must fire blindly into the air with an automatic machine gun that can fire armor-piercing rounds (aerodynamics = goes higher) for no less than 1 minute each and every day. Our security as a species depends on it.
November 9th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
To fill in the blanks: since they evolved rather than dying out, there are no bodies to discover. They’re flying around, splatting on my car.
Isn’t science simple once it’s explained?
November 9th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Hmmm, does this mean that dinosaur hunting is now one of the missions of the Republican Underground?
November 9th, 2008 at 5:43 pm
You read too much into Franks musings, Master Shake. I suggest taking Soc-raties approach regarding the origin of bird splattings. It’s much more direct.
Unless of course, you consider Fred Thompson’s age and something called ‘linkage.’
November 9th, 2008 at 5:59 pm
I totally agree that the Republican Underground should address the issue of dinosaur threats. We should address this by stockpiling weapons, appropriate for handling the threat. I recommend a diverse arsenal, because what is great for putting down a T-Rex (a Beret light fifty) would not work on those little knee bitter things, whose name I can never remember (micro-uzi).
November 9th, 2008 at 6:16 pm
Fred would punch the dinosaurs before puncing the hippies. He would eat the dinosaurs for energy to sustain himself during the punching of the hippies. He may even use dinosaur bodies to whack at the hippies.
Hippies are hairy. Dinosaurs are bald. That, my friends, is diversity in action.
November 9th, 2008 at 7:41 pm
“… that they went extinct millions of years ago is exactly what they want us to think.”
For a moment I thought you were talking about the media reporting on the extinction of conservatives and patriots…
My bad.
November 9th, 2008 at 10:40 pm
Frank, yesterday I saw a bunch of dead dinosaurs by a watering hole/river that was out west in Idaho or someplace like that (I saw them at the Museum of Natural History). There had been a drought.
Dinasaur Skeletons are beautiful. I’m going back some Saturday to draw them.
Maybe we should create a drought for liberals. I wonder what type it would take.
November 9th, 2008 at 11:29 pm
Oh, the foot bone’s connected to the ankle bone. . .
November 10th, 2008 at 1:51 am
Only the dinos that didn’t evolve rocket launchers went extinct.
November 10th, 2008 at 4:20 am
You can’t use nuclear weapons on dinosaurs. Haven’t you seen Godzilla? You would just release him from his icy cavern and he would wreak havoc on Tokyo again!
November 10th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
This is the same “logic” you used to claim thier are WMD’s in Iraq. I fyou want to know what happened to the dinos – ask McCain he was there!