Comments on: Random Thought

By: Freemon Sandlewould

Freemon Sandlewould — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 01:32:50 +0000

Was this clown named John Wayne Gasey ? And was one of the party games for all you kids to be blindfolded and eat tasty marshmellow fluff out of the clowns magic squeaky rubber weiner dog ?

By: Tommy the Towelhead

Tommy the Towelhead — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 01:01:05 +0000

I hate clowns, and I have since I was a little kid. Their distorted faces, their Kennedy noses, their bizarre attraction to children.

I say…

Let the Clown Roast begin!

By: IJ

IJ — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 20:14:57 +0000

Flaming Clowns Wow. The clowns around here only do balloon animals.

I think my wife has that fear of backyards thing, at least when it comes to mowing ours.

She must also be afraid of dirty dishes. Perhaps there was some unfortunate incident with a plate spinner.

By: Corona

Corona — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 19:55:17 +0000

Say what you want about clowns, they’re still a few notches above politicians and lawyers.

By: ussjimmycarter

ussjimmycarter — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 17:24:46 +0000

Clowns are all buggerers of small boys!

By: My Awesome Mix Tape #6

My Awesome Mix Tape #6 — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 08:15:34 +0000

Sounds like the ultimate birthday celebration, good food, friends, a clown catching fire.

There isn’t enough room on the internets for me to list all of the bad things in the world that could befall clowns.

I’m with Bart Simpson:

“Can’t sleep, clowns will eat me.”

By: BadAndy

BadAndy — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 03:23:21 +0000

You think that was bad Frank. My mom invited this clown over on HER birthday: http://www.ouchytheclown.com/prodom.shtml

Ever since then I’m afraid to wear my leather jockstrap.

By: cincinnati_bob

cincinnati_bob — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 02:32:21 +0000

If it was a naked female clown, you’d probably be Ok. I’d find someone to sue for sending you the wrong clown. I don’t think there are any statutes of limitation in effect here. After all, Murders and Pedophiles get off Scott Free all the time because their Moms made them eat broccoli on a Thursday when they were 2…

By: innominatus

innominatus — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 01:28:02 +0000

Son of Bob says:
November 20th, 2008 at 8:00 pm
Flaming clowns are usually funny.

I’ve seen Barney Frank on TV many times and I’ve never laughed even ONCE, so I’ll have to differ with you on this one.

I think a mime getting run over by a riding lawnmower would would brighten my day, though.

By: Anon Y. Mous

Anon Y. Mous — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 01:26:33 +0000

You got a clown on fire for your birthday? Man, I never get anything that good…

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 01:00:41 +0000

Flaming clowns are usually funny.

By: TerribleTroy

TerribleTroy — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 00:57:21 +0000

If you salt the yard it’ll keep the slugs and garden gnomes out. Have you ever seen a garden gnome?… those things are Evul! Yeah, they’re always smiling but it because they are planning your DEATH. Like your President Elect….. I wonder if salting your yard will keep liberals out?

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 00:38:57 +0000

Wait, I read too fast. You’re afraid of backyards? Well, then salt your backyard! That should help. The yard had it coming!

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 00:36:19 +0000

Suck it up, Frank! Confront your fears! Destroy them! Salt their fields! A fear of clowns is the last thing you need right now.

By: Kent

Kent — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 00:02:24 +0000

After watching the clown video (which was classic, especially the “get back in your mouse” line), I found this video…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHiTV3saJCw&NR=1

The title alone says so much about these newspapers that we hitherto only suspected.

Why is a burning clown so funny? I think it’s our love-hate relationship with someone trying too hard to amuse us who is both succeeding and suffering at the same time. Like Obama trying to be funny at that dinner a couple weeks before the election.

By: ILoveMyFreedoms

ILoveMyFreedoms — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 00:01:31 +0000

John Wayne Gacy, the murderer of 33 young men and boys, was the Killer Clown. He threw alot of “block parties” and probably cooked some burgers, but apparently, and unfortunately, never caught himself on fire.

What’s relevant, or at least vaguely interesting, is that Gacy was involved to a degree in the Cook County (Chicago) Democratic Party.

We don’t need no stinkin’ clowns! SAY YES TO WOLVERINES!!!

By: IP727

IP727 — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:42:33 +0000

Then there was this girl who was scared of flies~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~until one night she opened one.

By: innominatus

innominatus — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:35:46 +0000

Read it again using “Deep thoughts with Jack Handey” voice and it’s even funnier.

By: Dan

Dan — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:29:42 +0000

My favorite clown.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:00:55 +0000

This made me spew. Funniest damn thing I’ve heard all day.

By: BadAndy

BadAndy — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 22:59:05 +0000

I have just two questions:

Why didn’t he just use the fake flower water squirter in his lapel to put himself out?

Is there a possible Obama allegory here?

By: DaddyBear

DaddyBear — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 22:58:10 +0000

This explains a lot.

By: Socrates

Socrates — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 22:46:34 +0000

I like clowns. I think they get a lot of crap because some wimpy brats are scared of them. How feeble — being scared of a clown! Suck it up, brats!

But no, we are witnessing a cultural movement to enable coulrophobia and general wimpiness in toddlers.

It’s just sick.