Comments on: The Bright Side of an Obama Presidency

By: James

James — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 17:24:51 +0000

As much as SNL drives me nuts nowadays, you should really give 30 Rock a chance. I was shocked to find it’s really funny – but you kind of have to start at the beginning. FYI.

By: 4 of 7

4 of 7 — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 06:29:16 +0000

45 inches of snow in South Dakota on Wednesday, Thousands stranded without power or heat.
On the one hand, Global Warming seems to be in remission.
On the other hand, an exciting preview of the Obama Energy Plan.

By: Samantha

Samantha — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 00:47:40 +0000

We are going to make Conservatism cool again!

And going to have a new Ronald Reagen in 2012!

YEAH!

By: ILoveMyFreedoms

ILoveMyFreedoms — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 22:30:51 +0000

#23, Jimmy says: ” … Do you need a stimulus? When I get my stimulus, I get all excited and hyper and I tend to hum a lot.”

My stimulus is more quiet and smug — stealthy if you will. Glueing flag stickers on the car bumpers of the folks downstairs… Hollering really loud from my boudoir, about the folks upstairs in theirs, “Gee, honey, they sure are always in a HURRY!” And, a couple weeks ago, knowing the thugs who broke into my car grabbed a plastic bag with two patriotic ponchos and two patriotic umbrellas. Hehehe. Almost worth the $125 to fix the window.

By: Q_Mech

Q_Mech — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 20:00:37 +0000

You missed one – now France will pretend to be our ally again, at least for four years.

Makes it all seem worth it, now doesn’t it?

By: Cadet Happy

Cadet Happy — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 19:02:24 +0000

“Barackalypse” — brilliant — i’m going to race you to the copywrite office on that one!

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 18:21:02 +0000

They’re workin’ on it, Love. Pelosi and Reid’s stimulus #2. Do you need a stimulus?

When I get my stimulus, I get all excited and hyper and I tend to hum a lot.

By: ILoveMyFreedoms

ILoveMyFreedoms — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 17:09:39 +0000

Under Obamuhamad, we find ourselves suddenly free to cast off past evil responsibilities such as:
Paying bills. Waving the flag. Investing. Sending boxes of stuff to soldiers. Abstaining from crack. Driving American cars. Giving to charity. Working. Reading-listening-comprehending.

No more America-loving, gun-toting, and religion-respecting for us! Nope, the country has spoken; hope and dope have prevailed. The only mission will be to hold out our hands to be lined with silver. Life will be so… so… liberalating!

Now where’s my check?

By: PammyV

PammyV — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 17:00:45 +0000

THe best thing about an Obama presidency is that WE (conservatives) haven’t been this fired up in years. I guess we needed something to light a fire under our collective butts.

By: ColoradoRight

ColoradoRight — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 16:59:35 +0000

Of course Palin/Jindhal – or Jindhal/Palin 2012. By then Tina Fey will be so broke from paying her Obamataxes ™ that she will need the money anyway.

Assuming SNL is still allowed to exist on the ObamaTV ™. It will be all Obama all the time.

By: sixpckr

sixpckr — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 16:44:31 +0000

Harvey – any predictions on bucket futures?

By: allthatsright

allthatsright — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 16:34:52 +0000

Yes Bob, Cuban cigars are up to the hype. I get mine from the Dominican Republic as they at least use Cuban seed tobacco. Life’s too short for a cheap cigar. A silver lining in all this, Prop 8 passed in Ca. due to the black vote that came out to support the One.

By: NunyaB

NunyaB — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 16:19:43 +0000

* IMAO job security (plenty of material)

By: SL

SL — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 15:59:21 +0000

We can already recycle those tired “It’s a Festivus MIRACLE!” jokes from Seinfeld as “It’s an Obama MIRACLE!”

So inexpensive arugula, boomiing gun sales, fortunes made shorting coal — all Obama MIRACLES

By: Herpules

Herpules — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 15:43:57 +0000

I’m with Scooter. Palin in 2012? That would just mean more Tina Fey.

Country first!

By: NunyaB

NunyaB — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 15:29:26 +0000

I thought “acting” WAS “exchanging unsavory acts for money.”

And speaking of which, we need to make sure that all the LimoLibs and Hollywood types making millions (ie, $250K+) gonna pay their patriotic fair share in taxes.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 15:28:40 +0000

* The local radio announcers are already starting to pronounce the President’s name as Socrates does:

“Ba Rackobama”

Why is Socrates so prophetic?

By: That's PRESIDENT Obama to you, cracker!

That's PRESIDENT Obama to you, cracker! — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 15:26:37 +0000

* I’m gonna make a fortune short-selling coal futures.

And your Government Lord & Master thanks you (not really) for ~~giving us~~ letting us take that fortune!

By: nyexpat

nyexpat — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 15:13:29 +0000

Yesterday, I finally realized the true genius of George Bush. By passing the bailout plan with the US economy struggling to pay for Iraq and Afghanistan, ther won’t be any money left for most of THE ONE’s pet projects, even after he raises Frank J.’s taxes to 75%(one of Nancy Pelosie’s pet projects is to put a dhimmi tax on conservatives).

By: Master Shake

Master Shake — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 15:09:09 +0000

From the stories I’ve read, it’s more likely going to be “Georgie Ganja”.

By: typical white person

typical white person — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 14:49:16 +0000

“Tax according to his income, spread the wealth according to his inability to earn one .”

Of course we “needed to elect a black man as President”, I mean shit, every other modern industrialized country has…
you know, like….ummm…well there’s umm..

ok, well communism is great, everyone knows that, it’s worked out so well in…umm…umm…

see? the world is racist and communist-ist!

communistism is the new hate crime.

By: Modern Day Estella

Modern Day Estella — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 14:31:27 +0000

Well, y’all know what this means? WE are now the counter-culture, and they (hippies, limousine liberals, and all shades of “progressive” in between) are The Man.
WE are the rebels! And, as we’ve all seen, that makes us all cool and stuff, “like.” It’s going to be fun to “stand up to the Establishment.”
This just has endless potential.
Now, instead of being the counter-protesters, we get to be the protesters.
Would it be too much to say we feel disenfranchised?

By: Baraclough

Baraclough — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 14:26:07 +0000

Gun dealers will do a booming business.

For a while, anyway …

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 14:06:01 +0000

* Arugula will finally be affordable.

By: n8

n8 — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 13:48:47 +0000

I understand that Obama will have his own reinforced-glass bubble car, similar to the one JP3 tooled around in. It will be called, “The Dope-mobile.”