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By: IMAO » Blog Archive » Even Newer Symbol for the GOP

IMAO » Blog Archive » Even Newer Symbol for the GOP — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 14:01:30 +0000

[...] annoying and stupid and I am a very busy man, but I thought this one from cptmoroni responding to my idea of putting rocket launchers on elephants was worthwhile: Elephants are the minions of Satan. Elephants make monkeys look like choirboys, [...]

By: Max Shirax

Max Shirax — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 16:38:39 +0000

Creating dinosaurs is possible. I saw a documentary called “Jurassic Park” that explained how to do it. (Well, it’s as much of a documentary as Al Gore’s or Mike Moore’s films)

By: Darrencardinal

Darrencardinal — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 23:47:58 +0000

Frank, how can you make a post like this and not treat us to one of your awesome drawings?

Please, go back and draw one, with rocket launchers, lasers, and sunglasses.

By: sophie

sophie — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 22:17:36 +0000

Do we really need an animal, how about just a 1911?
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By: DC

DC — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 08:16:44 +0000

You’re forgetting one thing: Elephants aren’t that fast.

We don’t need rocket launchers on animals. We just need bigger, faster tanks.

By: HCG

HCG — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 06:01:00 +0000

#12 Eric – I like your idea, but the largest crocs (8.6 metres (28 ft) and 1,352 kilograms (2,980 lb)) are way bigger than the largest alligators (14.5 feet (4.39 m) long and weigh 1000 lbs (454.5 kg)).

Unfortunately, we are on their menu, so I am voting for the elephant.

By: seanmahair

seanmahair — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 05:41:47 +0000

The “New” image should be a member of each branch of the military in their dress uniforms. That’s a symbol I’d give my life for. God bless them and their families for their sacrifice.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 22:45:03 +0000

I went to #23′s blog and there was a lot of “Jimmy” in it. I’m confused now. Who IS that? For a second, I thought ussjc had started a blog at townhall!

By: ussjimmycarter

ussjimmycarter — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 22:23:06 +0000

The elephants should also be armed with very good knives for “close in work” and they should also have advanced ninja training to learn cool spin kicks and how to disappear and break boards with their trunks etc…

By: Jimmy Carter

Jimmy Carter — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 21:15:41 +0000

As long as We are putting rocket launchers on dinosaurs, how about putting them on John McCain?

By: Shiningcity

Shiningcity — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 21:08:07 +0000

If we’re putting rocket launchers on something, then why does it have to be real?

Where’s the leftover dinosaurs from those Jurassic Park movies? Hey, didn’t Spielberg make Jurassic Park? What better irony?!

As long as somebody’s got the remote controls, and it ain’t Colin Powell, then we’re good.

By: RandyG

RandyG — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 20:00:54 +0000

My Submission - Republican Underground Logo

By: Aaron Horrocks

Aaron Horrocks — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 18:34:06 +0000

Frank, they’ve beat us to it! Here’s an M27, 105mm recoilless rifle mounted on a donkey:

http://www.geocities.com/alancook.geo/recoilless_ass.jpg

By: innominatus

innominatus — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 17:42:54 +0000

Yes, Big, Big Elephants like in Lord of the Rings! With Big, Big Rocket Launchers! The symbol of our movement is like a biological AT-AT!! Whooo!

By: marvin

marvin — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 17:42:13 +0000

Well, if the other side is using asses as weapon’s platforms, then our side really needs to counter this by putting rockets on elephants. May I also suggest that while we are so arming are brave elephants, we also give them something for close in work, like a 7.76 mini-gun. For even closer in stuff, we should train them to shoot a pistol with their nose. I don’t know how practical that last one is, but it would be hilarious.

By: cptnmoroni

cptnmoroni — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 17:37:55 +0000

Elephants are the minions of Satan. Elephants make monkeys look like choirboys, Frank. A better symbol for the New Republican Party and the Republican Underground is a Grizzly Bear carrying shoulder mounted flame throwers and a chain saw.

By: Luke

Luke — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 17:00:39 +0000

Alrighty then, check it out: Elephant With Rockets

By: ussjimmycarter

ussjimmycarter — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 16:55:47 +0000

Rhino’s need to be exterminated! I propose that the elephants kick their ass!

By: Luke

Luke — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 16:17:26 +0000

Well, I got a concept symbol mocked up, but I think the GOP symbol is copyrighted, so I don’t know if I should post it, as my symbol has elements of the original. Maybe make it a rhino instead?

By: D-Rock

D-Rock — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 16:13:36 +0000

I propose a compromise: Mammoths. They’re awesome like elephants, extinct like dinosaurs, and we’re getting closer to being able to bring them back

http://blog.wired.com/wiredscience/2008/11/mice-cloned-aft.html

By: Eric

Eric — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 16:04:31 +0000

Alligators are the closet thing related to dinosaurs that I know of. So I propose alligators with rocket launchers. The rocket launcher isn’t even needed, as who in there right mind will mess with an angry alligator. Alligators are larger and more dangerous then crocodiles so we’ll leave those to the Austrailian conservitives.

By: Kent

Kent — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 15:18:47 +0000

Ironically, I saw something on The Military Channel (I think) last week. War elephants dominated the battlefields of India for hundreds of years, until the enemy started using rockets. This spooked the elephants into trampling their own troops.

I’m sure there’s a metaphor for RINO leadership versus real conservative foot soldiers in this election in there somewhere. We’ve certainly seen it in the rumor mill attempts to destroy Sarah Palin.

I’m sick to death of Rockefeller Republicans personally. I realize it was their party before the 60′s drove normal sane compassionate people out of the Democratic party and lead to the Christian Conservative group being dominant, but when the very forces that made the republican party the majority for 20-30 years – leftist radicals – take over the government, why attack the very constituency that made you a majority in the first place? The Reagan Revolution was ushered in by conservative sanity amidst leftist “hold my beer, I’m gonna try sumpin’!” economics under Carter, which will simply compound error upon error until the conclusion that the “cure” is worse than the “disease” will be inescapable to 80 percent of the population by 2012. And then hopefully Sarah Palin can be our new Reagan.

Which brings me back to the whole symbol thing. Forget the elephant – we need Kodiak bears with rocket launchers! Very independent, very strong, very maternal, and very much wanting to either be left alone or kick loudmouth hippie poop-chute back to Russia where it belongs.

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 15:10:42 +0000

Will the rockets have thermonuclear warheads?

By: ussjimmycarter

ussjimmycarter — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 15:07:07 +0000

Hannibal would be mighty proud my boy! What an awesome idea! No wonder we have selected FrankJ as he new head of the Republican Party! A leader with a pair and the ideas to back them up!

By: Herpules

Herpules — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 15:03:31 +0000

I’ve launched a$$-rockets for years. They’re not very effective in dislodging Korans that might be in the pipe, but hey, the pipe was only meant for Shiites.

That was way too easy. I feel ashamed and proud at the same time. I’m “shroud” of myself.