Time to Rabidly Hate Obama
I guess we now have to take over Kos’s job and be ready to mindlessly attack the president like a bunch of tiny monkeys on acid. I was going to compare Obama to a chimp, but I realized that’s off the table. I was thinking of going after Obama’s daughters as a bunch of slutty party animals, but that’s too creepy.
So I decided to make a t-shirt to express my incoherent rage:
Eh. Those BDS cretins made this seem so easy.
(50 votes, average: 4.64 out of 5)
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November 6th, 2008 at 11:11 am
T-shit? You really are incoherent.
November 6th, 2008 at 11:21 am
You’re doing this completely out of order Frank. You’re first supposed to complain about him stealing the election and demand recounts only of republican strongholds. That way, when people stop you on purely legal grounds, you can say the Supreme Court elected Obama. Come on, at least do it right.
November 6th, 2008 at 11:31 am
I would almost buy one but I don’t want to mimic the people I saw wearing the Bush version. I like showering…. And women.
November 6th, 2008 at 11:32 am
Frank, methinks you should go down to the range to vent a bit.
November 6th, 2008 at 11:33 am
Apparently, Frank’s posts don’t get fed to his forbidden word filter. I thought sh*t was an illegal word now. I know that if you actually use the word c*cktail, someone has to approve your comment to let it appear.
Hmmm. C*cktails. Is it too early, Paleo? The news out there just sucks bushtits. (That’s a bird for the uninformed, btw, and should be okay in the filter.)
November 6th, 2008 at 11:34 am
If I were going to wear a T-shit I’d just say F*ck Obama and let it fly
November 6th, 2008 at 11:36 am
I’d wear that one. I’m Conservative, White and Christian but, when it comes to Libtards and President-Elect Pinhead, I am crass as hell and Rabid as that fox who latched on to the hiker.
November 6th, 2008 at 11:39 am
I’m WAY ahead of you, sport. Somewhere in Chicago….
http://www.cafepress.com/snappedshot.326967486
November 6th, 2008 at 11:41 am
I have already seen shirts that say “Buck Farack”
November 6th, 2008 at 11:44 am
Poor fox. Must suck to have rabies and not be able to go to the doctor. Mmm…oops forgot about the Bush Derangement types. They seemed to have enjoyed rabies. Unfortunately they did not die.
November 6th, 2008 at 11:45 am
Wear that in most of Tennessee and you’ll get all the biscuits and gravy you can eat for FREE!
November 6th, 2008 at 11:46 am
On Obama’s cabinet…………Change you can bereave in ! haha libs….I wonder does their life ever seem like an endless stream of dissappointments ? That’s because they keep inviting the same abuser into their lives. I guess that makes them all a bunch of battered women. Mmmmmm battered women can I have some? Goes good with beer.
November 6th, 2008 at 11:56 am
I live in Nashville. They’d probably give you money to take the shirt off your back.
November 6th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
I already found my preferred nom de ‘tard for Himself. It’s Latin and stuff, and makes me look smrt. It works because at one point he admitted as much publicly. I hereby dub Him Tabula Rasa, which is “blank slate,” often used to refer to an unintelligent person. So there. We’re way smarter than them Kos morons.
As for c*cktails, I learned that drinking angry makes for an even angrier hangover. Next election I’ll take a vaction in a tropical location, or maybe do some gaming in Vegas.
November 6th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
LOL ::falls over::
November 6th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
If anyone has a free AOL login (don’t pay for one) and needs to warm up, there’s a few hippies in the comments here that need punching.
November 6th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
LOL that shirt is Racist….Racist I tell you. You all’s white cracka’s
November 6th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
If that shirt’s racist, then racism is good.
November 6th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
That was great. Thanks for the belly laugh, it felt good. Haven’t been able to laugh since before the election.
November 6th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
What about his wife? Is she fair game? With that long face and those big teeth, she reminds me a bit of Mr. Ed. If anyone asks how tall I think she is, I will respond “probably about eleven hands to the shoulder”.
November 6th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
All I know is that if Obamuhhh doesn’t give me that pony he promised, I will burn Washington D.C. to the ground!
/Dwight Schrute
November 6th, 2008 at 5:11 pm
Hahaha I want one I really do!
November 6th, 2008 at 6:39 pm
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November 6th, 2008 at 9:15 pm
Question: Who can be in a planet of the apes movie without makeup?
November 6th, 2008 at 10:28 pm
A few Obama jokes (borrowed from around):
“Obama: The Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers”
“Why does Obama use Tampons? The cotton to clean his ears, and the string to floss his teeth!”
“How many Obamas does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. There’s no electricity now anyway.”
“A Marxist, a Socialist, and a Communist walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey Barack! The usual?”"
November 7th, 2008 at 12:03 am
i want a t-shirt that says ObamaNation
November 7th, 2008 at 1:05 am
Thanks for the laugh,
Jimmy!
November 7th, 2008 at 3:14 am
“in most of Tennessee” #11? Really? Albore’s state? Cool.
November 7th, 2008 at 4:04 am
It’s late, and exactly how I stumbled upon this very special group of morons, I’m not quite sure. ” . . .going after Obama’s daughters as a bunch of slutty party animals . . .”. I think this speaks to both the moral fiber and the humanity of the readers and bloggers on this site. Unfortunately, President Elect Obama is President of not only who and what’s right and good about this country, but the rest of you sorry, racist, inbred idiots as well. Have fun, enjoy your IQ-below-50 games – and watch in disbelief when President Obama proves each of you to be the small minded, uneducated, morally lacking Neanderthals you are! Change we can believe in and MOST definitely CHANGE WE NEED! Obama! Obama! Obama! And let’s not forget — First Lady Michelle Obama as well! (How many of you are secretly lusting after her but won’t admit it to your friends?? Something along the lines of how many slave owners and former Presidents were bedding their female slaves and producing children they refused and failed to acknowledge??) Aaahh, yes — the beautiful history of this country! Again, lest you forget — long live President Obama!!!
November 7th, 2008 at 9:13 am
Wow, Camilla, you used complete sentences, decent punctuation and everything! Bravo! Can you do it again? Most of your rabid Kos brethren can’t do that, so it’s refreshing to see it from time to time.
Great post, Frank. “…be ready to mindlessly attack the president like a bunch of tiny monkeys on acid.” I almost snorted my morning tea out of my hate-filled sub-50-IQ, sorry, inbred, small-minded, uneducated, morally-lacking, neanderthal nose when I read it.
And Camilla (may I call you Camilla?), you’ll notice that Frank J actually decided against going after Senator Obama in any inappropriate ways – he publicly announced that the sorts of sleazy attacks the left have repeatedly leveled against President Bush over his years in office are “off the table” or just plain “creepy.” Besides, we don’t have to go anywhere near that. Senator Obama’s choice in friends more than provides ammunition for cheap, crass, incoherent, rage-filled humor at his expense.
But thank you for playing. It was nice to meet you. Come again, any time.
November 7th, 2008 at 10:09 am
NunyaB (#28) says: ” “in most of Tennessee” #11? Really? Albore’s state? Cool. ”
Yup, TN voted McPalin, 2 to 1. Keep in mind that when I’m not in the suckiest state of all (IL), I cling to my guns in the mountains, so maybe not Nashville, Memphis, or Knoxville… But the rest, he!! yeah!
Camilla Hudson (#29): So it was you, the shrew fist-bumping yourself and waving the Soviet flag on the White House lawn Tuesday night. Outed again!
November 7th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
You are on a roll today. First the T-shirt and then “Barackalypse” with Zo as icing on the cake.
I guess I’ll have to cancel my order for “Suicide for Dummies” and get to work–again.
November 7th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
Why is Prince Charles’ lover/wife/whatever visiting IMAO?
November 7th, 2008 at 10:49 pm
My new fun activity is using all the crap they bashed Sarah Palin about on Obama. Example:
Liberal whacko: “Obama has made history! I love him and think he is the Christ child.”
Republican Redhead: *concerned expression on face* “Hmm. Well, serving as President, it will be very difficult for Obama to be a good father to his young daughters. Young girls need their father and he really isnt going to have the time or energy to properly take care of them.”
November 7th, 2008 at 11:11 pm
I think I have found a new web “home”. Loved the comments (except Camilla, the libtard). Glad to know I’m not alone in my hatred for the “messiah”.
November 8th, 2008 at 1:38 am
Welcome Dixiechick, (This isn’t my blog, I just hang out here).
I too felt a welcome sense of belonging when I first discovered IMAO. Sometimes it reminds me of Spider Robinson’s ‘Callahan’s Crosstime Saloon’ sci-fi series. No 6-limbed alien killing machines stopping by for an Irish Coffee (yet), but a good crew with humor and insite enough to keep it fresh. (Check out the archives – Frank the Artist, Fred Facts, etc. when you have time). Oh, and read ‘Nuke the Moon’.
November 8th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
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November 9th, 2008 at 9:35 am
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November 9th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
I know better… I know better. Eating or drinking anything while perusing IMAO is dangerous. But I simply wasn’t prepared for this:
“How many of you are secretly lusting after her but won’t admit it to your friends??”
Gah, I think I just threw up a little in my mouth…
Sorry, Camilla. There are sites for that kind of bestial-fantasy on the internet, but they are only legal in Denmark and Chicago.
November 10th, 2008 at 11:14 am
Were can I buy the T-shirt?
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