When You Want to Punch a Hippie, But Have to Settle for Annoying a Liberal
Whenever some smug lefty says “Obama has a mandate”, pretend it’s a euphemism for a clandestine romantic homosexual evening on the town, and start giggling inappropriately.
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November 5th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
I could try that, but I live in California, and Prop. 8 passed. For those of you that don’t know, Prop. 8 would overturn the ruling that the California Supreme Court made in May of 08 that legalized same-sex marriage. Which is kinda stupid, because it wasn’t “illegal” to be gay and married (if you could find a house of worship that would ordain it), but just that the state didn’t give you a free handout.
November 5th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
*giggle* but What Would MichelleO Say?
November 5th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
You might, in fact, just want to punch the liberal, Harvey. Giggle and pretend they’re a hippie.
But I giggled appropriately at your suggestion.
November 5th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
For some reason, that last comment reminded me of Oprah.
November 5th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
Did Obama get his mandate through Bawney Fwank’s escort service?
November 5th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
…and ask him if he wants to watch Sarah CoRner CoRnicles in HD wilst eating a pound of fudge.
November 5th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
Fantastic! That’ll get the Pinheads riled. I think, no matter what the Pinheads that voted for Pinhead say, I’m just going to point at them and laugh uproariously. There is no debating the converted anyway, so I may as well enjoy myself.
November 5th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
Being reminded of Oprah is NOT a good thing, DC. But even your comment made me laugh. Something’s wrong here.
B A S I L !!!
Your Bizarro World is at it again.
November 5th, 2008 at 5:09 pm
Can I punch them and shoot them in the leg while screaming like Jack Bauer?
November 5th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
HA!
November 5th, 2008 at 5:15 pm
I am giggling inappropriately already.
November 5th, 2008 at 5:31 pm
But it is a euphemism for a clandestine romantic homosexual evening on the town!
November 5th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
Old and busted: on the down low (see def 3 here)
New hotness: mandate
November 5th, 2008 at 6:11 pm
Men don’t “giggle”. They gawffaw…they laugh… they chuckle… they snort… Only MetroSexuals and Homosexuals “giggle”… I shall never giggle!!!
November 5th, 2008 at 7:12 pm
I think you forget the best that’s yet to come. The next time you are panhandled at the supermarket or traffic intersection, just hand them a coupon that authorizes them to claim their reward from the increased taxes that I will be paying to help support them through Barack Obama. Now there’s hope you can believe in baby! I no longer have to give to charity!!!!
November 5th, 2008 at 7:45 pm
Punch a liberal? YES WE CAN! (sorry). What makes this all the funnier is the bar on the right pitching “I voted for Obama”. If that isn’t an advertisement for being decked, packed in a box and sent to Cuba, I don’t know what is!
November 5th, 2008 at 9:22 pm
Wow!! and I wasn’t even aware he had a mancrush.
November 5th, 2008 at 9:48 pm
“Mancrush” – LOL. As in Michelle?
November 5th, 2008 at 10:27 pm
What the hell is the difference between a hippie and a liberal?
November 5th, 2008 at 10:33 pm
Hippies are poor, and liberals are — somewhat — rich.
November 6th, 2008 at 2:14 am
Perfect!!!!
Hilarious!!!
Thank You…needed that.
November 6th, 2008 at 2:39 am
I was giggling like hell over that one, Harvey, until I realized we’re all going to takin’ up the A$$
November 6th, 2008 at 6:10 am
This post was inspired by hearing 6 uses of the word “mandate” in one radio news story.
I suppose the proper on-line response is to leave comments saying “Obama is dating men?” on nearly every Kos & HuffPo post.
November 6th, 2008 at 7:40 am
And here I though 51% was NOT a mandate. I guess that extra percent made all the difference.
November 6th, 2008 at 10:58 am
I’d just like to say that my laugh only response to the Kool-Aid drinking Pinhead supporters worked effectively. I just sat there and laughed as Pinhead was lauded. The impotent, stuttering, screeching monkey anger response was enough to let me know that this is my course when confronted with these idiots from now on.
Never wrestle with a pig. They’ll just drag you through the mud and eventually you’ll realize the pig is enjoying it.
November 6th, 2008 at 11:03 am
So 51% of the vote was the final tally? Yeah #24, I didn’t think he had exactly landslided (landslid?), and no-thanks to ACORN I’ll never be convinced that his win was legit.
November 6th, 2008 at 11:09 am
Good advice #25. I remember reading…somewhere?…that bad guys like Hitler, etc. hated being laughed at or mocked, because they have no defense for it (must be why Obama & Co. have no sense of humor). It’s easy for them to shout back, silence, and/or imprison those who try to argue or present a serious opposing viewpoint, but being laughed at at ridiculed just deflates their power.
November 6th, 2008 at 1:07 pm
Nunya, precisely the train of thought that shaped my new gameplan.
November 6th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
Nunya – I wrote about that very topic here:
http://badexample.mu.nu/archives/031077.php
November 6th, 2008 at 7:28 pm
B.O. on the downlow?
November 7th, 2008 at 3:29 am
I’m totally on board with mocking and/or annoying the holy crap out of the party in power; give them a dose of their own medicine.
Like silently and passive-aggressively wearing a “Barackalypse” (™someone on another thread) tee-shirt, or maybe one with ”
Global WarmingClimate ChangeObama’s Energy Plan” would totally do it I bet.Ya know what? It’s almost too bad that conservatives are the productive ones with jobs and actual responsibilities in this country. I could also really enjoy dropping out of society for the next four years and following Liberals around, being “in their face” an annoying pest.
#25 how did that work exactly? Were you in person, or was it just a series of LOL’s and ROFL’s online?
November 7th, 2008 at 11:50 am
i want to make a “Don’t blame me, i voted for Cheney!” and a “F### the Rainforest – Build More WAL-MARTS!” bumper stickers.
thats the best i could come up with to piss off hippies.
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