All I want for Christmas is…

Posted on December 21, 2008 9:28 pm

Remember the movie A Christmas Story? The main character, Ralphie, wanted “an official Red Ryder carbine-action 200-shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock, and this thing which tells time.”

And, at the end of the movie, he got it.

Remember Peggy Joseph? She’s the woman who said that, because of Obama, wouldn’t have to worry about putting gas in her car or have to worry about her mortgage.

She thinks he’s Santa Claus.

Well, so do most Americans, it seems. They voted him as the next president.

In the spirit of those American classics — A Christmas Story and Barack Obama — I’m wondering what you want Obama to bring you for Christmas.

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64 Responses to “All I want for Christmas is…”

  1. RightWingKiller says:

    I want my Country back.
    And a NFA legal M60E3.
    And peace and comfort for 4of7 and Cataalex. Do not doubt that your loved ones have found peace and freedom in another place.
    I hope that the true joy of Christmas finds it’s way into your hearts at this most trying time.

  2. Mattled says:

    Dear Obambi,

    I would like to hear you finish a sentence without saying “uh”. Just once.
    Also, an original thought would be nice. Just one.

  3. Dohtimes says:

    A MAN BRA!!!! Oops, to late.

  4. Tommy the Towelhead says:

    Santabama, if I catch you sneaking down my chimney, I’LL shoot your eye out!

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  7. Trish says:

    I want an honest Senator in Illinois.

    If that’s too farfetched, I’ll take ten million dollars and a house in St. Croix.

  8. 4 of 7 says:

    #50 – ussjimmycarter, #51 – RightWingKiller,
    Like HCG said above, our fathers and grandfathers (and other loved ones) faced far worse trouble than a Chicago law professor with delusions of adequacy.
    Guided by their experience and inspired by their example, and remembering that the ultimate Victory has already been won, we’ll deserve a royal boot-in-the-tush if we don’t overcome our current crop of problems.
    I felt pretty low there for the last few days, but I’m coming back up now.
    I shall endeavor to persevere!

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  10. Tommy the Towelhead says:

    All I want for Christmas is a nice Kenyan birth certificate.

  11. Jonesykins says:

    All I wanted for Christmas from Santabama was Dick Cheney for President. Was that so much to ask?

  12. killemallletgodsortemout says:

    Dear Santa Hussein

    I’d like the same gun laws in England as Americans have. Please talk to that thick f— Brown about it.

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