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By: IMAO » Blog Archive » Cartoon of the day – Myth of the Year

IMAO » Blog Archive » Cartoon of the day – Myth of the Year — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 16:00:14 +0000

[...] Obama is Santa Claus. Let’s [...]

By: IMAO » Blog Archive » Cartoon of the day

IMAO » Blog Archive » Cartoon of the day — Fri, 07 Dec 2012 15:00:58 +0000

[...] have been referring to Obama as Santa Claus. We’re not jumping on that bandwagon. You see, we’ve been doing that for some time now. (No Ratings [...]

By: killemallletgodsortemout

killemallletgodsortemout — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 18:58:59 +0000

Dear Santa Hussein

I’d like the same gun laws in England as Americans have. Please talk to that thick f— Brown about it.

By: Jonesykins

Jonesykins — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 17:34:40 +0000

All I wanted for Christmas from Santabama was Dick Cheney for President. Was that so much to ask?

By: Tommy the Towelhead

Tommy the Towelhead — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 01:44:27 +0000

All I want for Christmas is a nice Kenyan birth certificate.

By: Adam Mk 1 Mod 0

Adam Mk 1 Mod 0 — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 05:28:22 +0000

LIBERTY!

By: 4 of 7

4 of 7 — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 04:34:04 +0000

#50 – ussjimmycarter, #51 – RightWingKiller,
Thanks.
Like HCG said above, our fathers and grandfathers (and other loved ones) faced far worse trouble than a Chicago law professor with delusions of adequacy.
Guided by their experience and inspired by their example, and remembering that the ultimate Victory has already been won, we’ll deserve a royal boot-in-the-tush if we don’t overcome our current crop of problems.
I felt pretty low there for the last few days, but I’m coming back up now.
I shall endeavor to persevere!

By: Trish

Trish — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 02:09:25 +0000

I want an honest Senator in Illinois.

If that’s too farfetched, I’ll take ten million dollars and a house in St. Croix.

By: Steynianism 300

Steynianism 300 — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 22:15:14 +0000

[...] DEAR SANTA ‘BAMA… All I want for Christmas is …. [...]

By: Steynianism 300 « Free Canuckistan!

Steynianism 300 « Free Canuckistan! — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 20:59:24 +0000

[...] DEAR SANTA ‘BAMA… All I want for Christmas is …. [...]

By: Tommy the Towelhead

Tommy the Towelhead — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 19:17:29 +0000

Santabama, if I catch you sneaking down my chimney, I’LL shoot your eye out!

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 19:09:57 +0000

A MAN BRA!!!! Oops, to late.

By: Mattled

Mattled — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 14:50:33 +0000

Dear Obambi,

I would like to hear you finish a sentence without saying “uh”. Just once.
Also, an original thought would be nice. Just one.

By: RightWingKiller

RightWingKiller — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 09:59:37 +0000

I want my Country back.
And a NFA legal M60E3.
And peace and comfort for 4of7 and Cataalex. Do not doubt that your loved ones have found peace and freedom in another place.
I hope that the true joy of Christmas finds it’s way into your hearts at this most trying time.

By: ussjimmycarter

ussjimmycarter — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 09:45:27 +0000

4 of 7
So sorry to hear of your father’s passing. You are in our thoughts and prayers! It is a tough time to lose someone you love, however knowing that they are indeed with the Lord upon hearing those words “Well done my good and faithful servant” we can have a measure of comfort and hope. God Bless you and your family this Christmas!

By: 4 of 7

4 of 7 — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 06:52:17 +0000

#47 – HCG,
Amen!

By: HCG

HCG — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 05:14:43 +0000

4 of 7 – My condolences. It sounds like Dad of 8 lived a good long life, and raised his sons well enough that the people around them are inspired to give. My 90 year old grandfather was on a ship in Pearl Harbor Dec 7, 1941. Don’t give up hope for their country. They would kick our butts if they thought we had stopped fighting the good fight. God bless.

By: Capitalist_B

Capitalist_B — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 04:56:20 +0000

I think our government should distribute free copies of “Atlas Shrugged” just for the vicious irony.

Or this

http://www.mises.org/store/Politically-Incorrect-Guide-to-Capitalism-The-P360C0.aspx

if Obama gave me that for Christmas, I’d be at least amused.

By: 4 of 7

4 of 7 — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 03:22:45 +0000

#21 – Cataalex, #22 – nightfly, #34 – Amer-I-can,
Thank you and God bless you too.
God bless us, everyone!
I couldn’t have flown to see my dad one last time if a guy at work hadn’t heard that I was planning to take the train and offered to buy me a round-trip ticket with his frequent-flyer miles instead.
Another friend had offered me a free-ticket on a particular airline but they didn’t fly to the city I was bound for.
At work they passed the hat and raised $150 to help with incidentals.
My brother called me tonight and told me that he and his family would be able to fly home for the funeral because a man at his church offered to buy their tickets.
That’s the difference between real charity and government hand-outs.
No bureaucracy, no red-tape, no waste.
We weren’t asking for anything from anybody; it just happened.
No moral, no punch-line, no conclusion. It just happened.
But it helps.

By: NunyaB

NunyaB — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 03:20:22 +0000

Dear Santabamalamadingdong,

I would like a ray gun so that I can vaporize anyone in front of me on I-15 that does not know how to drive over 55 mph (and/or Liberals and RINOs, and/or anyone who in general pisses me off), and oh yeah no speed limit or bag limit laws either. You’re good at bending rules and looking out for your own interests, so this simple request should be no problem for you to deliver during this season of giving.

If you can’t deliver that, then please bring the Prize Patrol to my front door. Someone’s gonna win, might as well be me.

I have been a good conservative this year and look forward to your visit; I’ll have a plate of arugula waiting.

By: Another Brandon

Another Brandon — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 02:06:46 +0000

Dear Brother Comrade Santabama Claushusaine,

All I want for Ch******, I mean, Winter Solstice is Texas, a peaceful secession from the USA, and international recognition for my newly-formed nation, the New Republic of Texas. A controlling stake in Ford would be nice, too. I would also like three nuclear reactors *without* IAEA oversight.

Thank you, and G** bl*** the USA and the NRT;
Brandon, future Chancellor of the New Republic of Texas

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 01:01:08 +0000

Dear Saint Nickobama,

At this time of year, poor people in Minnesota could use a good fleece to protect them from the cold (and cold-hearted Republicans!). Could you please deliver a good fleecing to ussjimmycarter on Christmas? You’ll recognize him because he not only lives in Minnesota, but he drives a mini De Soto, has a “Go Hillary!” bumper sticker frozen on it and works with computers. He’s one of those IT guys. You can’t miss his house because it’s lined with gay, nancing Christmas lights spelling out your name with twinkling precision! Fleece him good, Sants – he loves taking it up the…

Jingle Bells, Carter smells,
Jimmy all the way,
Oh what fun is to ride,
In a one arse open sleigh…

Ho ho ho. (*horn sound*)

By: ussjimmycarter

ussjimmycarter — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 23:01:18 +0000

Dear Santaobamaourgreatandgloriousleadermayheliveforever

I would like to request for my friend Jimmy a special appointment as Under Secretary of State to one Hillary Clinton. The operative word for this most important job is Under…as in Under Hillary’s desk where Jimmy shall remain poised to “take one for the team” at all times 24x7x365! Can you line this up for me please. Thanks!

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 22:21:21 +0000

Eh, fair enough, Jimmy. But you make sure to tell the little cheapskate that 3 wishes will not do the job.

By: Plentyobailouts

Plentyobailouts — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 22:05:46 +0000

dear present elect hussein;

I would like you to find my car keys, and maybe let me keep enough of my money to afford to drive it.