Bwahahahahahaha!

Minneapoloser (AP): Ussjimmycarter was implicated today in the Blagobama scandal that is sweeping Illinois and Washington. Citing his key contacts in nearby states, Blagoswaggermouth named ussjc (as he’s affectionately known) as THE key component in his political strategy to keep ‘homos, perverts, child molesters and other reprobates on his side’ – and on the Illinois payroll.

“Ussjimmycarter’s depth of experience in these matters is unmatched.” said Blagoblabbermouth. “He’s turned me on to numerous employees both inside and outside Illinois. Go ahead, tape me on this! I gotta make some cash. Just don’t rip my head off for it, you butt-stuffers.” When asked to elaborate, Blagoiwannabitch continued, “That guy is just amazing. He even knows how to ‘nance.’”

Blagoneedsalawyernow was released from Federal detention minutes later and rushed off skipping and…. well, nancing. He was unavailable for further comment, but for some strange reason, was whistling the tune “Happy Birthday To Me…”

(Thanks for the laughs, ussjc!! (Nancer!))

And apparently, “we are not smart.”

And “we are not strong.” (Don’t you just love that episode of ST?)

The One has called for Blagoblahblahblah’s resignation today perhaps to help set the stage for that election you mention – or he just has a fresh bus to throw Blago under along with his cronies who can also finger The Obamaroid One.

However, the Illinois Legislature is going to stage a bit of a coup, in which they call a special election to make sure the “right person” gets the job.

Here is where my vast political experience will serve me well, as I mobilize the army of volunteers I have quietly assembled while others have been sitting idle.

I guess I need some signatures or bumper stickers or something. Candidates always have signatures and bumper stickers.

Actually, considering that it’s your birthday today and taking full measure of your questionable comments as an all-singing, all-dancing Mac user, I have decided to take the afternoon off an do a little nancing around here myself (I’m also fond of the “Do the Pelosi” dance step). La tee da, la tee da dee da….tweet tweet tweet… nance nance nance.

Socrates

Now go over there and tell him to put his name in the hat!

You should be taken out and shot for that statement. Buying a senate seat is ok with me but anyone who passes on an opportunity to buy more guns should be kneecapped.

1. Did you spend money you couldn’t afford on something you didn’t need? Check.
2. Was the item you purchased backed by the government? Check.
3. Are you too big to fail? Debatable, but as Overlord Obama hasn’t banned guns yet and Sarahk with her friend Mr. Shiny scares us to the point of wetting ourselves we’re going to go ahead and put Check here.

Congratulations FrankJ! You qualify for a government sponsored bailout. Please wait 2-4 years for your reimbursement check OR you may speed up the process by printing out this approval form and showing it to your more affluent neighbors so that they may pay their fair share directly to you.

I am starting to wonder if conservatives are no different from libs with the difference being that both like to whine but libs take action.

At the same time I am reminded of a Seinfeld episode when Elaine finds out that “Vincent” is only 15 year old. Frank is there something you need to tell us?????

Saw that this morning lol