Until they catch on, and then we face selfless courage, inspired wisdom, unshaken unanimity, and righteous outrage backed by limitless power and industrial-strength death rays.

Or they’re like us and We end up selling blankets by a road-side souvenir shop and wondering what the h*ll happened.

Maybe we should just put up “Quarantine – Measles – Contagious – Keep Out!” signs around the planet to play it safe?

And Frank, funny piece. I’m glad to see you’ve worked in aliens and UFO’s in such a subtle, clever way… kind of like the Vatican did recently when Cardinal Whatshisname declared that just because there’s alien life throughout the Universe, it doesn’t mean we’re not the ones on the top of his list and everything is okay, carry on.

They made a big pile, blasted it into withered nuetrinos, and flew off. It was the flying off that first got my attention….

There is an IMW book. Most old-school Ronin already own it, plus nifty original artwork by FrankJ. It’s called The Chronicles of Dubya. Amazon is your friend. Or Amigo if you’re “Openly Mexican”.

BTW Frank your political whimsies, like this one, are and have been your best stuff. A book based on these would sell like hot cakes. Where is it? (the book, not the hot cakes)

Basically what that’s saying is the people who said they approve of your job performance might not have understood the question.

That’s the line that gave me the biggest laugh. Nicely done.
The “Gay or Mexican?” was also excellent. Conjures memories of my all-time fave IMO line where Barney Frank was asked “Are you gay or just stupid?” And he replied “I can be both.” BAM!