Does that mean she will become a Demi-Lich?

After taxes , it is enough to buy two loaves of bread
and a 18oz. jar of Jif, well , it would be if
I would tattoo an “O” symbol on my right hand or forehead.

George Soros, finally faced with a rival worthy of his evil genius, looses all interest in politics and retreats to his secret mountain lair.

The Bin Laden/Soros Banking Wars are waged entirely on-line across all national borders world-wide. Paper money value fluctuates so wildly that alternative units of exchange become necessary. MP3 downloads of popular songs, Dunk’n Donuts coupons, and Calling Plan Minutes become the foundation of the new economy.

Obama, Reid, Pelosi and the Democrats in congress, their trillions in bailout money suddenly worthless have trouble dealing with the sudden loss of power and prestige.
“As when death smites the swollen brooding thing that inhabits their crawling hill and holds them all in sway, ants will wander witless and purposeless and then feebly die, so the creatures of Soros, lib or troll or journalist spell-enslaved, ran hither and thither mindless; and some slew themselves, or cast themselves in pits, or fled wailing back to hide in holes and dark lightless places far from hope.”

The governors of the states of Maryland and Virginia flip a coin to see who gets stuck with the task of re-incorporating the District of Columbia into their states.

A new capital is set up at an abandoned airfield in Kansas. The House and Senate meet inside unused hangers on folding chairs with TV trays for desks. When not in session the congressmen and senators live in surplus FEMA trailers (4 to a trailer) and eat at a field kitchen manned by the Salvation Army.

They get more real work done in a week than they usually do in 6 months.

Nancy pelouseeeeeee realizes that her hair is still stuck in a door in san fran sucko and that her head has streched beyond recognition.

george soros’ hand slips from the back of that one, thus causeing all teleprompters to cease functioning.

Do you mean 2012 the year or 2012 the predicted date of the end of the world?

After 4 years of Obama being in office with Pelosi and Reid, is that quibbling over details?

Will we care at that point, or will it be like on Red State Update where they describe their predictions for the Palin Biden debate as “like all the trainwrecks in the world are combined into two Voltron train wrecks, and the trains are full of drunk clowns riding donkeys, and the donkeys are saying ‘I AM A MORON’. People will wish that Planet of the Apes was real, and was happening now, because they’ll be like Charlton Heston looking up at the Statue of Liberty and say “Well, this is pretty bad but it ain’t nothin like that [Obama administration]“.

After demonstrating he can’t make any decisions, Obama will be recast as “President Towlie” after he answers a journalist’s question with, “Just let me get high! I know I’ll remember the answer if I get high!” This will come as a complete shock after months of softball questions, and the journalist in question will be hung immediately by his fellow press pool.

Conservatives hold off on any John Galt decisions until after the season finalies of “24″ and “Terminator”.

The night before Obama takes office, a Heaven’s Gate-like cult is found dead in a Chicago neighborhood wearing matching Air Jordans and leaving notes that they were expecting to be taken up by Elijaah Mohamed’s UFO, known now as “The Brothership”.

People are going to starting begging for 2012.

It will be hailed as a bold move by Andrea Mitchell as she breaks out the crackers.

“Prediction?”

“Yes, prediction.”

“Pain.”

It’s going to stick in my head all friggin’ day now.. Thanks Frank

Technically, that’s not a prediction, it’s an absolute truth.

AND WHO DISAPPEARS ON THE MOOSE HUNT–PALIN OR COURIC? (LIKE I HAD TO ASK)

ROD BLAGOWHATSHIS NAME’S HAIRDRESSER WILL GET A GOVERNMENT BAILOUT NOW THAT THE HAIRDRESSER LOST HIS FULL TIME JOB–THEY WON’T LET HIM IN PRISON TO DO BLAGO’S HAIR.

- abortion industry receives a bailout after birth rate drops so precipitously there are no more babies to kill

- after building new bridges and roads, Americans realize nobody uses them as they a) can’t afford the tolls and b) all work at home in their underwear as part of the new service economy 2.0

- following the example of the Somali pirates, Osama bin Laden is found drowned in his bathtub with money sent from Obama as payoff for no more attacks

- bailout mania reaches it peak at the end of the year as Obama runs down the streets of Washington DC just throwing money from big sacks at everybody he sees