Fun Trivia
On land, the number one risk of mauling comes from pit bulls. What’s the number one risk of mauling at sea?
Pit bulls riding dolphins.
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January 19th, 2009 at 4:15 pm
If you are approached by a pit bull riding a dolphin, distract him using a waterskiing squirrel.
January 19th, 2009 at 4:19 pm
Thank God for the Japanese tuna industry. They are keeping the seas safe.
January 19th, 2009 at 4:27 pm
If you are a young nubile male, AquaMan would be a threat level Orange…
January 19th, 2009 at 4:27 pm
Really? I thought for sure it the answer would be “hung-over Ted Kennedy out for a swim”.
January 19th, 2009 at 4:28 pm
“it” = “that”
January 19th, 2009 at 4:40 pm
If you see Rosie O’Donnell swimming towards you, try to hit her in the eye when her jaws close on you, because she won’t feel any hits to the blubber.
January 19th, 2009 at 5:58 pm
Rosie won’t attack, she survives on plankton and chants of “Prosecute Bushhitler.”
January 19th, 2009 at 8:03 pm
kennedy is only dangerous in water if driving. Thank God for Japanese rosie harpooners.
January 19th, 2009 at 8:16 pm
I was distracted by a waterskiing squirrel once…
January 19th, 2009 at 10:50 pm
Sharks
January 20th, 2009 at 12:16 am
Wow…
Another profound statement. From Martin Luther King to…Pit Bulls riding Dolphins!
Keep up the great work guys
You’re always able to put a smile on my face 
January 20th, 2009 at 4:34 am
I thought for sure it would be Auqaman, not the pitbulls on dolphins. guess i was wrong.
January 20th, 2009 at 4:56 am
What about sharks with lasers mounted on their heads?
January 20th, 2009 at 7:54 am
Rosie…Ocean? Is this a new species of Lesbian Sow Whale?
January 20th, 2009 at 8:47 am
Angry (e.g. liberal) jellyfish riding modified high output, impeller powered harpoons. They scare even drunk Teddy (Wase-Ted) on a nautical rampage…
January 20th, 2009 at 11:02 am
Guys, this is no laughing matter, Pit Bulls on Dolphins the world over are endangered by global warming. A consensus of marine biologists say so.
(…the sea was angry that day my friends…)
January 20th, 2009 at 12:00 pm
#16 — And Max what about those poor pitbulls on dolphins that are being netted by the greedy eeevil republicans? Who is saving them? Save the pit bulls on dolphins!!! we must have legislation that protects the pitbulls on dolphins. Perhaps we can cap and trade them?
January 20th, 2009 at 4:44 pm
Max, wouldn’t the rising sea levels from global warming mean that pit bulls on dolphins would be a threat on what used to be land, like fly-over country?
January 20th, 2009 at 10:59 pm
I think Monty Python nailed it with:
“A buffalo with an aqualung” or “underwater goats with snorkels and flippers”.
January 21st, 2009 at 8:41 am
Have you ever noticed the similarities between Nanny Pelosi and Ursula the sea witch from the Little Mermaid…….sorry but 28 years on the Mommy Track make my movie references mostly G rated.