IMAO: The Blog with No Name
The whole whining about Rick Warren thing has got me thinking. See, the liberals are in charge now and pretty numerous, but they also freak out easy and get hysterical over stupid things a lot. What we should do is be like the Man with No Name and just kinda waltz into town and get different liberal factions to fight each other until their whittled down to the point that we can just finish off who is left. Like we can play those itching for some socialism against the anti-war crazies. Now liberals love forgetting the big picture and fighting pointless battles (remember the Daily Kos obsession on Joe Lieberman?), and the more we have them hissing and scratching each other over things no one other than them cares about, the less time they have to screw America up militarily or economically.
For instance, conservatives could all go on TV and say, “I’m just glad Obama is protecting marriage from teh gheys.” Then liberals will start shrieking and shaking their cages, forcing Obama to focus on that issue allows us to continue torturing people we suspect to be terrorist unabated.
Just remember: Liberals are useless people who have nothing better to do than screw things up for people who aren’t useless. Thus it’s best to keep them busy, and what better way to keep them busy than slap-fighting each other?
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January 15th, 2009 at 12:58 pm
I’m glad that Obama is giving our tax money to rich bankers instead of using it for health care for poor children.
January 15th, 2009 at 1:31 pm
“…what better way to keep them busy than slap-fighting each other?”
Working in a salt mine, where they’d learn a thing or two about Values.
I’m wish Obama would make sure there were more minorities in the Senate. Only one Black guy? That’s outrageous. Maybe there should be an all-Black Senate.
January 15th, 2009 at 1:35 pm
“Whittled down to the point that we can just finish off who is left”?
…is truely a statement by someone who hasn’t been doing his part by stock piling ammo!
January 15th, 2009 at 1:40 pm
THIS POST IS AN EXAMPLE OF HOW IMAO IS ALWAYS ON THE CUTTING EDGE OF CONSERVATIVE PHILOSOPHY; I TRIED TO GIVE THIS POST 6 STARS, BUT COULD ONLY GIVE IT 5. KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK.
January 15th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
Thus it’s best to keep them busy, and what better way to keep them busy than slap-fighting each other?
And its rather entertaining
January 15th, 2009 at 1:48 pm
Can you organize it like the Wesistance? It would be fun!
January 15th, 2009 at 2:07 pm
I’m glad to learn that Obama wants more war like in Afghanistan! We need a strong pro-war President!
I like that Obama appointed Hillary who said she’d obliterate Iran if they attack Israel! She loves war too!
January 15th, 2009 at 2:12 pm
By the way, has anyone noticed that Jimmy is MIA? I think they have him! He is either Hillary’s new toy or he is at a new camp for conservatives where he will get plenty of “exposure” to the gay agenda…
January 15th, 2009 at 2:39 pm
“Good thing that Obama’s taking his time closing Gitmo. Hopefully more
detaineessubhuman muzzie scumwads there die before we have to figure out something else to do with them.”“I’m really relieved that Obama is maintaining Bush’s long-standing practices regarding Corporate Welfare. I hope he gives a lot more money to Detroit Automakers, because the import makers just don’t seem to understand how to build a really big SUV.”
January 15th, 2009 at 2:45 pm
If you can make this happen, it would be like watching the Blago vs Harry Ried vs Fitzpatrick vs Burris vs the Illinois legislature funfest all day, every day. Great entertainment for sure.
January 15th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
USSJC – my guess is that Jimmy may be interning with the other Clinton. Just a guess. (And that’s the mental image I want everybody to have as they are trying to fall asleep this evening.)
January 15th, 2009 at 5:16 pm
Didn’ we go through this one about two years ago on IMAO?
January 15th, 2009 at 11:33 pm
“Liberals are useless people who have nothing better to do than screw things up for people who aren’t useless.”
Best definition ever. Do I have to pay you a royalty fee if I decide to have it tattooed on my butt?
January 16th, 2009 at 12:00 am
It’s neat, for a change,
that we’ll have an Attorney General who advocates so-o-o hard for pardons for wealthy white collar
criminalsbillionaires like Marc Rich. Politically connected, regularcontributorsguys like Rich have no business being picked on by prosecuters like Rudi Giuliani, especially when they retain terrific lawyers like “Scooter” Libby.oo-OO-oo-OO-oooooo… Wah Wah Wah!!
January 16th, 2009 at 12:57 am
All we really need to do is get out of the way. It won’t be long now and they will start eating each other. After all if we aren’t standing in the way that creates a vacuum and we all know liberals can’t stand for their to be anything they’re not in charge of so one group will try to fill up the vacuum and then another will come up with a more stupid, inane idea and then “Bob’s your uncle”, the feeding frenzy will begin.
This time we need to stay out of it until they’ve killed each other off. Then we can stack the bodies in a pile, set them on fire and cast the ashes into space. Or freeze them for fish food. Either way the earth wins. Who says gun and God clinging right wing fanatics aren’t environmentalists?
January 16th, 2009 at 1:23 pm
Very important point. I had a manager when engineer at honeywell. He said the most dangerous person was = Ambition + Incompetence. He said it was better the incompetents were better if they were lazy. On a related topic I have suggested in the past that in order to have a libertarian government we first need to invent squeaky rubber chew toys for politicians to keep them busy and out of trouble messing in our affairs.
January 17th, 2009 at 1:36 am
This is where inertia becomes our friend.
The froth on the tips of the waves may get agitated, but the ocean beneath rolls on just the same.
A nation of over 300,000,000 people, with over 200 years of history as a nation, will find a way to live as they choose to live, no matter what the chattering class says.