In My World: Welcome the New
“I think I’ve been a pretty good president,” Former President Bush said.
“I don’t know where you’d get that impression,” Cheney grumbled.
“In a hundred years from now, I think people will look back on me as a success,” Bush said.
“The country won’t exist a hundred years from now and you’ll be forgotten.”
“The American people are going to miss me soon.”
“The American people are going to be too busy with a depression to miss anything.”
“I’m president now!” President Obama said as he popped in to the Oval Office.
“Yes, we know Obama,” Bush said. “I just wanted to go over last minute things with you.”
“I’m smart. People elected me because I’m smart,” Obama proclaimed.
“Yes, we know you’re smart, Obama. You keep telling us that.”
Obama scampered across the room. “What’s this?”
“That’s your desk, Obama. That’s where you make decisions.”
“What’s this?”
“That’s a pen, Obama.”
He grabbed the pen greedily. “It’s my pen. I’m the president.”
“Yes, we know, Obama.”
“What’s this?”
“That the self-destruct button for the world. You don’t want to touch that.”
Obama reached for it. “It’s pretty.”
Bush slapped his hand. “No, Obama. Bad president. Don’t touch that.”
“What’s this?”
“That’s a bucket, Obama. I used it for spitting in.”
“I bet my head could fit inside it!”
“I don’t know about that, Obama…”
Obama picked up the bucket and placed it on his head. He then tried to take it off but it wouldn’t budge. “I can’t see!”
“That’s because you have a bucket stuck on your head, Obama.”
“Mah! Bad bucket!” Obama yelled, trying to pull it off as he ran around in a panic. He then accidentally tripped and went out the window.
Cheney leaned back in his chair. “Yeah, we’re in good hands. I don’t know why we were worrying.”
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January 20th, 2009 at 3:11 pm
That was great. Keep it coming, Frank. We’re gonna need it.
January 20th, 2009 at 3:13 pm
Kennedy hauled out with convulsions at the table.
Turns out it was just a skilled intern under the table helping him celebrate.
Robert “KKK Grand Wizard” Byrd also hauled out with medical issues.
See above, but replace “intern” with “Dixie Chick”.
Obama’s address seemed really familiar… Oh, yes – I’ve seen this outline before.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i93BJiYLaj8
January 20th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
I feel better already; I don’t know whether it’s IMAO or the fact that Obama is my new President/savior/queen/whatever.
January 20th, 2009 at 3:54 pm
I’ve seen a couple of Cheney’s interviews, and man, can I see him saying that.
January 20th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
“No, Obama. Bad president. Don’t touch that.”
That’s the new slogan for my paycheck. For healthcare. For the Military. For the housing market. For social security. For retirement plans. For the coal industy. For the auto industry. For the energy industry…
January 20th, 2009 at 4:39 pm
Thank you thank you thank you. I’ve bad a knife in my gut all day until i read about Obama “scampering”.
January 20th, 2009 at 4:40 pm
I had a terrible image and it involves B Frank and plannd “parties” tonight…
January 20th, 2009 at 4:44 pm
Cheney: “C’mere Barry”
BarryO scampers over. “What?”
Cheney: “Now just sit here at the big desk and play with your crayons and coloring book for the next 4 years until a real conservative can be elected, and everything will be okay.”
January 20th, 2009 at 5:14 pm
Ahhh…priceless. Great job as always Frank. Put me in a better mood!
January 20th, 2009 at 5:38 pm
We really are going to need a LOT more of this. Obama scampering and claiming his pen; this is brilliant! 4 more years worth, please!
January 20th, 2009 at 6:08 pm
Even with My head stuck in a bucket, I can beat you all in “Teleprompter Hero”!
January 20th, 2009 at 7:00 pm
Did my eyes deceive me, or did Mrs. Bush prominently snub Smelosi in the informal greeting line (before heading outside for the festivities)? Bet she’s been wanting to do that for years now.
January 20th, 2009 at 10:18 pm
“They made kings, but not through me.
They set up princes, but without my knowledge.
With their silver and gold they made idols for their own destruction.”
– Hosea 8:4
January 21st, 2009 at 8:26 am
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
*whew* That is friggin’ hilarious.
Oh how I’ve missed IMAO.