Just Kidding, It Was Really 14

Posted by Harvey on January 3, 2009 at 6:37 am

Barack is pleased!

I proudly scored 109 on the Obama Test

[Hat tip: Crunch Time]

(13 votes, average: 4.85 out of 5)

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35 Responses to “Just Kidding, It Was Really 14”

1. Lindseed says:
   January 3rd, 2009 at 9:37 am

   How did I get 14???

2. ussjimmycarter says:
   January 3rd, 2009 at 9:49 am

   I like totally ruled this test and still got a 14. I was jobbed! It is obvious to me that this test is racist against Whitey!

3. Silicon Valley Jim says:
   January 3rd, 2009 at 10:37 am

   I got 18. I think that’s because I’m not bitter. I can thank IMAO’s humor for that, I think.

4. ussjimmycarter says:
   January 3rd, 2009 at 11:27 am

   If you are not a bitter clinger, you need to go sit in the corner for the rest of the afternoon, JImbo!

5. MarkoMancuso says:
   January 3rd, 2009 at 11:28 am

   29. Would have been lower, but I really want to be a leader in the CNSF.

6. ussjimmycarter says:
   January 3rd, 2009 at 11:32 am

   I just re-took the test as a prematurely gray haired woman living here in Minnesota who wears Earth Shoes, drives a green automobile, listens to NPR and MPR 24×7, shops only at the Health Food store, recycles proudly, observes Earth Day as the ultimate sacrifice to our “Mother Earth” and is a confirmed lesbian… I scored a 109. Don’t tell me I don’t know these people!!!

7. OutbackJon says:
   January 3rd, 2009 at 11:38 am

   I got 13. Don’t know where I could have done better. (worse?)

8. Jimmy says:
   January 3rd, 2009 at 12:07 pm

   I pretended I was an Obama guy and got 80. Gee, does that make me a good actor or something? (How the hell did you get 109, Harvey?)

9. Jimmy says:
   January 3rd, 2009 at 12:55 pm

   #6: You in another life, perhaps? Or maybe you’ve been eating too much organic food, ussjc? How’s that green De Soto workin’ out? Or was it a green ’59 Nash Rambler? My algebra teacher had one of those. What a guy. Hehe.

10. Charon Blackpowder says:
    January 3rd, 2009 at 1:27 pm

    I got 32. I think it’s because I speak French.

    …do NOT blame me. I was 5 and had absolutely no say in the matter.

11. Idaho Spud says:
    January 3rd, 2009 at 2:28 pm

    I scored 21, embarrassed that it was so high I took remedial education and scored 16, more remedial education and scored 13. I’m worried sick that the two higher scores will keep me out of the resistance.

12. ussjimmycarter says:
    January 3rd, 2009 at 2:33 pm

    I just got a call from the DNC. They saw my exemplary score on the test and needed my advise. They are looking for male candidates to become…well…(sans balls) to escort Hillary and her “female” court around the world. It seems that this same group has been reading IMAO for some time and has decided that our very own Jimmy’s “balls” have appeared to have atrophied to the point where removing them would be an outpatient procedure and Jimmy would be able to continue his daily duties with a couple of aspirins…

13. Jimmy says:
    January 3rd, 2009 at 2:42 pm

    John McCain called. He said if there was one man (?) capable of repairing his walker and getting him that blended juice drink he likes, it would be ussjimmycarter. Plus he needs assistance with his Depends – something about how do you clean them? He said he really really likes ussjc and misses his advice on how to relate to Hillary when he has his head between her thighs. I told him you could definitely help him with that and also what to do with it once it’s separated.

    Happy New Year, ussjimmycarter! And to all…

    Hey, you know, this Skype phone works really well on my computers. Clear to Afghanistan it does.

14. rock of the marne says:
    January 3rd, 2009 at 2:49 pm

    solid 13

15. sophie says:
    January 3rd, 2009 at 3:01 pm

    I scored a 13, the only way to get a 12 is to say you speak .5 of a language.

16. ussjimmycarter says:
    January 3rd, 2009 at 3:05 pm

    When contacted about her “balless” escort Hillary was fairly calm. Have the “bitch” whatever it’s name is sent up to my room, she commanded. When Jimmy walked in he could not have been more impressed! There before him was a dazzling display of every unbelievable female ever born… Jimmy looked around and all of a sudden the glory was broken by the most evil sound Jimmy had ever heard…Hillary! Oh no…thought Jimmy! My evil mistress! She sensed what he as thinking and the last thing he remembered before he awoke as Jasmine was, “we already cut your balls off…now we are going to completely turn you gay…cakle…cakle…cakle…cakle…

17. Jimmy says:
    January 3rd, 2009 at 3:21 pm

    Oh by the way, regarding my comment above, ussjc. That’s not John’s head between Hillary’s ham bones, it’s YOURS! John John gets to shove it up Uranus when Her Royal Thighness Highness breaks it off. Your mission is to give the great Maverick instructions before the fact! You are to be a martyr for the Obama – Clinton dynamic duo.

    Now, this fantasy of yours about me and Hillary is just not gonna happen, my friend. I guarantee you that she wouldn’t be able to keep up with my Irish-bred verbal attack. I’d have the poor lady in tears and her nads upside down and backwards.

    Dang, I don’t want January 20 to come around. George? Now would be a good time!!!

18. SmokeyBehr says:
    January 3rd, 2009 at 3:46 pm

    I scored a 15 as a red-blooded, straight, Conservative Christian, American male, and a 102 as a typical San Francisco Gay Liberal that keeps voting Pelosi into office and expects the next shipment of government commodities and a government check.

19. Tommy the Towelhead says:
    January 3rd, 2009 at 4:13 pm

    I scored 19, only because I speak three languages (none of which are French or Swahili). It might be worth joining Ob-ma’s blackshirts or greenshirts or whatever, and worming my way to the top. Then again, I just watched “Valkyrie,” where the lesson to be learned is always use three times as much explosives as you think you’ll need.

20. 4 of 7 says:
    January 3rd, 2009 at 6:20 pm

    I scored 14 on the Barack test, and 143 on the Are You Smarter than Barack Obama test. Let’s see … 143 – 14 = 129, so my final score is still higher than Barack’s 125. I deserve a beer!

21. Abigail says:
    January 3rd, 2009 at 7:05 pm

    I got a 16, probably because I’m not really that bitter. Just a bit, sometimes, but not a full-blown bitterness that creeps into every facet of my life and pushes friends/family away from me.

22. roamingfirehydrant says:
    January 3rd, 2009 at 9:11 pm

    Yay, I scored 14!

    IdahoSpud, we’ll forgive the higher scores and you can join the resistance as long as you bring your own guns and ammo. If you’re not exercising your 2nd amendment rights, why the hell not?

23. raml says:
    January 3rd, 2009 at 10:14 pm

    I scored 13. I am bitter esp because I havn’t been able to fire my new glock yet.

24. The Blue Badge of Courage « Liber Ex Machina links:
    January 3rd, 2009 at 11:15 pm

    [...] Tip of the Hat: IMAO.us [...]

25. DC says:
    January 4th, 2009 at 12:12 am

    16.

    What a fun test.

26. Jimmy says:
    January 4th, 2009 at 12:23 am

    That’s not nice.

27. Samantha says:
    January 4th, 2009 at 2:09 am

    I got a 13.

28. Eros says:
    January 4th, 2009 at 6:18 am

    13. A red blooded American redneck and proud of it. Off to church, then back to cleaning my guns….

29. seanmahair says:
    January 4th, 2009 at 10:44 am

    I too received a whopping 14 on the Obamalamadingdong test. I am so proud that he’s embarrassed of me. I think that should become a Tee shirt, it would sell like humus in Bagdad or haggis in Glasgow.

    That was a really nice New Years present thanks Harvey.

    Oh and my two “jimmies” play nice. Don’t make me turn this blog around and come back there.

30. Mikee says:
    January 4th, 2009 at 11:48 pm

    F’ing F’itty F’ F’ F’!

    I got a 28. I don’t know why. I suspect some of my votes were changed to support the opposition.

31. Sgt Relic says:
    January 5th, 2009 at 5:51 am

    It’s a tricky test. I counted English and Southern as .5 each. Was that wrong?

32. Nadine Charmichael says:
    January 5th, 2009 at 11:57 am

    I got 103 if I picked 72 states, but a 109 if I picked 57 states. What gives?? This test is so rigged.

    (But I still got a 14, so I guess I’m ok)

33. Rightjabs says:
    January 5th, 2009 at 12:26 pm

    I only scored a 16.

    Bitterness eats one up from the inside out and I refuse to give the moonbats that satisfaction. This also probably explains why I’m Jed instead of Robert on the “Which ‘Red Dawn’ character are you?” quiz….

    Regardless, I am googling “Obama Resistance Recruitment Center” as we speak. I want a cool rank though like: Group Captain, Colonel General, Regimental Sergeant Major, etc.

34. Writer says:
    January 6th, 2009 at 4:54 pm

    13, and I cheated to get there.
    Proudly defiant towards the current administration, and skeptical of the entire government. I would like to send the lot of them to the front lines of Hurricane Ike.

35. NunyaB says:
    February 6th, 2009 at 3:45 pm

    16, I’m an embarrassment too! Cool.

    (Sorry I missed this one before; was outta town & offline on Jan 3)

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