Comments on: Next Democrat Scandal?

By: Adam Mk 1 Mod 0

Adam Mk 1 Mod 0 — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 23:20:38 +0000

“Byrdbama” made me choke on an orange. I work in WV and there are at least two things at my place of business named after the Grand Drago…. I mean Senator. He is running out.

By: NunyaB

NunyaB — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 17:04:30 +0000

#13 is correct. When the Demoncrats are in charge of everything, scandals are either ignored or blamed on conservatives.

By: Eric

Eric — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 16:41:19 +0000

Timothy Geitners new ‘Honest mistake clause’ in the revised tax laws cause an unpresidented disruption in tax collection, the country goes bankrupt overnight.

By: Kent

Kent — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 20:22:15 +0000

While shockingly funny, the resemblance of Pelosi and Jackson has got nothing on the similarity of Obama campaign chair David Axelrod and Hitler, or the nasty boss from the movie “9 to 5″, or some funky mix of the two. Apparently they realized it to because he was almost never pictured during the election. His other distinction is getting Dick “destroyer of airports” Dailey elected mayor of Chicago.

At any rate, more Harvey brilliance. Self-Aware Hair Plugs is the father of a thousand spit-takes.

By: roamingfirehydrant

roamingfirehydrant — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 17:17:53 +0000

How about if the guy picked to speak for the Muslims at the inauguration has ties to Hamas?

Oh wait, that already happened.
http://tinyurl.com/7s4rfn

Sorry about that.

By: spacemonkey

spacemonkey — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 15:36:05 +0000

Waxman might be a Reman.

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IMAO » Blog Archive » He’s Not Literally Made of Wax, Is He? — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 15:30:47 +0000

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By: Gun Nut

Gun Nut — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 10:33:03 +0000

This post is irrelevant. Please see the Executive Order below, set to be signed at approx 12:10 PM, 20 Jan 2009.

“Effective immediately, the words “Democrat” and “Obama Administration” will not be presented in the text of a newspaper, or uttered by anyone on television or radio, in the same sentence with any of the following words or phrases:
- Scandal
- Pay for Play
- William “Bill” Ayers
- Jeremiah Wright
- Fannie Mae
- Freddie Mac
- Bribe
- Clinton
- Impeached
- Corrupt
- Illegal nanny
- Unpaid taxes
- Recession
- Wealth transfer
- James Traficant
- Tax and spend
- Bailout
- BDS
- Rod Blagojevich
- Opposed Abraham Lincoln
- Opposed Civil Rights Act (either 1875 or 1964)
- Lynch mob
- Politics of the KKK
- Foreign campaign contributions
- Any other phrase or word with nasty (even if historically accurate) connotations

The use of these divisive and hurtful words will be considered hate speech and prosecuted by the Justice Department. Anyone guilty of hating our exalted leaders will be subject to an indefinite period of imprisonment in the recently emptied Camp Delta.”

Signed,
B. Hussein Obama
Glorious Leader for Life

By: dan

dan — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 04:10:34 +0000

meh, don’t quit your day job.

By: roamingfirehydrant

roamingfirehydrant — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 02:41:17 +0000

Good ones, Harvey!

How about Leon Panetta finds out that CIA doesn’t stand for Chicks In Action?

By: RightWingKiller

RightWingKiller — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 02:27:40 +0000

When you look at Pelosi and Waxman and any number of other Dem leaders you have to wonder if the Libtards have some rule about “Only ‘f— ugly’ people need apply”.

By: Andrew

Andrew — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 21:21:50 +0000

I sure hope the first one’s wrong. I had my money on Pelosi being Manuel Noriega in drag.

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 20:56:21 +0000

More recent headline: Fat Child found in Waxmans nostril. Three still missing.

By: jj

jj — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 20:09:56 +0000

* Did you know that the Secretary of State is 4th in the line of succession to the Presidency? After a maid stumbles across Hillary’s secret hand-written manifesto “Four Bullets to the Top”, EVERYONE will.

Part of which includes three apparent suicides found in Fort Marcy Park.

By: mmurray

mmurray — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 17:13:35 +0000

Al Franken strikes me as more of a “Helen”, actually. So respectable, yet so so *dirty*…

By: btenney

btenney — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 16:56:54 +0000

Informed that Lincoln was a Republican, Obama declares himself “Just sick over these interminable distractions” and departs for Hawaii leaving the capable Joe Biden in charge.

By: Rachel

Rachel — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 16:38:43 +0000

What if Byrd dies while O is in office? Would O have to attend the funeral? Byrd was a member of the Klan and has noted anti-black opinions. How could he handle it?

By: GradualDazzle

GradualDazzle — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 16:31:54 +0000

Thanks, Harv, for forcing me to purchase a new keyboard. Self-aware hair plugs? I’m dyin’ here.

Perhaps Osama bin Laden will be discovered behind an editor’s desk at the NYT… hilarity ensues…

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 16:27:17 +0000

Obama found dumping bodies into Potomac River; reporters claim that the man seen dumping the bodies was actually Sarah Palin in disguise, and even if Obama was a gangster, that would be great, because it would be “historic”.

By: seanmahair

seanmahair — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 16:06:59 +0000

Vladd the Putin is found to be the bankroller of most of the brothels in Nevada as well as the mastermind behind the government takeover of the banking system in the United States, and a member OF THE DEMONCRAT PARTY.

(he’s also sold his soul to the devil but that is a prerequisite to join the DNC-everybody know that so it’s no surprise).