Comments on: Obama’s First One Hundred Days

By: DesertElephant

DesertElephant — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 16:45:43 +0000

Mitch, I thought with the way the election went, we already were Europe West. Sadly.

By: Mitch Rapp

Mitch Rapp — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 14:19:03 +0000

Ah, screw it. Just close America. Give that old Declaration of Independence thingy back to the English and we’ll just roll into the European Union. The French can come take over Canada, and Spain: Mexico. Who’s going to stop them?

We’ll just make North America “Europe West” so they’ll stop being mad at us.

Mitch Rapp

By: DKA

DKA — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 12:15:12 +0000

* Make it a federal crime to be rich. -

Should be:
“make it a federal crime to be rich unless you are a liberal”

Don’t forget, there were 4 times as many private jets at President O’s big bash than at Bush’s.

By: ussjimmycarter

ussjimmycarter — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 10:46:49 +0000

Easter is replaced with Obama day. Why? Why not?

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 08:01:41 +0000

Institutes a new “no questions from reporters” press policy.

By: nyexpat

nyexpat — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 07:36:04 +0000

Have all copies of MLK’s “I have a Dream” adjusted to eliminate his anti- Obama hate speech. You know, where he said a man should be recognized for the content of his character, not the color of his skin.

By: 4 of 7

4 of 7 — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 06:01:13 +0000

Reinstitutes ‘The Bank of the United States’.
Zombie Andrew Jackson rises from the grave and wreaks un-holy vengence when O slaps his own mug on the $20 bill.

By: ussjimmycarter

ussjimmycarter — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 00:32:32 +0000

All tax deductions are now reversed and are tax deductions from your bank account. It’s called Obamaccounting…

By: snakesavage

snakesavage — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 21:42:55 +0000

why thank you ussjiminycarter!–as a matter of fact–my middle name is “awesomenality”–and spy?–we are all in number two for the next four years!

By: Bob in Feenicks

Bob in Feenicks — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 21:40:12 +0000

* Replace national symbol of the bald eagle with the unicorn.

The bald eagle will be replaced as the national bird by the hair-plugged eagle. (suggested by Joe Biden)

By: Eros

Eros — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 20:33:26 +0000

He’s already done a make-over of Air Force One. Here is secret footage of the new Air Force One’s maiden flight:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wc8JJ5Pkxd4&feature=related

By: Spyndrilleum

Spyndrilleum — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 19:42:35 +0000

Hmmm…promoting an all-gay Army….that might work.

So I guess you’ve never heard of the Pink Berets, huh?

By: Spyndrilleum

Spyndrilleum — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 19:39:09 +0000

Well Snake, you’re actually standing in Number 2 here. . .

Obama will also:

* Mandate that no questions will be asked of him that haven’t been pre-screened by his teleprompter.

By: Plentyobailouts

Plentyobailouts — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 19:32:13 +0000

That one changed its mind. It will not give everyone Unicorns, it will give them Gitmo terrorists instead.

By: cactusod

cactusod — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 19:07:54 +0000

Hmmm…promoting an all-gay Army….that might work. They can act in the finest traditions of Alexander the Great….(How do you seperate the men from the boys in Greece? Answer: With a crowbar.). They can rush over the parapets, close with the enemy…and hug them and kiss them and dance with them and buy them a drink. Most enemy combatents will drop their weapons and run like hell.

Although….we need to think this through…the islamofascists might just like this scenario.

This is complex…ain’t it?

By: ussjimmycarter

ussjimmycarter — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 18:18:01 +0000

Snakesavage…you are like just totally awesome!

By: ussjimmycarter

ussjimmycarter — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 18:17:10 +0000

1. Navy Seal Training School replaced with Seal Blowing School
2. God Bless America replace with god Damn AmeriKKK
3. Star Spangled Banner replace with Chickens Coming Home to Roost
4. GI Joe replace with GI Chad
5. US State Department renamed – US Universe Department
6. Work begins on Barack Obama sculpture to occupy entire face of Mt Everest.
7. NFL is mandated by federal government to become non-contact due to new federal mandate that everything in US must be non-violent.
8. Federal Government kicks down doors of conservatives, Christians and possible gun owners and beats each to within an inch of their lives.

By: NunyaB

NunyaB — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 18:05:26 +0000

Another 5 from me, but with one erratum:

Nothing in the Obonomy will be tax deductible, silly. That’s cra-zazy talk.

By: snakesavage

snakesavage — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 18:02:54 +0000

I”d just like to remind everyone that i was the first person to call for obama’s impeachment. one second after john roberts finished his swearing in of obama, i hit “submit”—calling for obama’s impeachment, so all you “johnny come latelys” should start holding me in reverence, i beleive i’d like to be referred to as
“number one” from now on. ( i was going to use “numero uno”, but that would probably be racist.

By: Master Shake

Master Shake — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 17:49:30 +0000

I still don’t have my unicorn!

Worst. President. Ever.