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Posted by Frank J. on January 30, 2009 4:13 pm

If we send terrorists to regular prison, aren’t patriotic prisoners just going to shiv them? So who should be against that?

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22 Responses to “Question”

1. Ringmaster says:
   January 30th, 2009 at 4:25 pm

   If we videotape it, we can call it Oz.

2. Spyndrilleum says:
   January 30th, 2009 at 4:25 pm

   Only the ACLU is against it.

   We should put a godd, tall razor-wire electrified fence around the ACLU and then send the detainees there for tea and crumpets.

3. Spyndrilleum says:
   January 30th, 2009 at 4:26 pm

   ahem, godd = good

   I was trying to avoid number 2 again.

4. cactusod says:
   January 30th, 2009 at 5:08 pm

   You think GITMO is a problem? Wait until they mix the detainees with the increasingly radicalized Muslim populations in the prisons. Hoo Boy…can you say short fuse/big bomb?

5. BadAndy says:
   January 30th, 2009 at 5:09 pm

   Frank, get with the program. The terrorist prisoners are simply misunderstood. Obama has already secretly added an Intraprison Dialogue program between American prisoners and terrorist prisoners designed to take care of this problem. These dialogue sessions will be conducted in a “shoe-throwing-free zone” just to make sure nothing gets out of hand.

6. ussjimmycarter says:
   January 30th, 2009 at 5:27 pm

   So one of the GITMO prisoners gets thrown into Rikers Island. His new cell mate is Bubba. Mohammed thinks to himself “uh oh”… Bubba says to Mohammed “we’re gonna play a little game”… Mohammed is getting really nervous now! Bubba continues “you get to decide…you can be the momma or you can be the pappa!” Mohammed thinks for a moment and then says “ok, I shall be the pappa, Allah be praised!” Bubba replies…”ok pappa…comm’on over here and suck mamma’s d…k…

7. h2higgins says:
   January 30th, 2009 at 5:28 pm

   We should put them together in one big cage and show them a cartoon of Mohamed. This will cause them to riot and kill each other. Win, Win.

8. seanmahair says:
   January 30th, 2009 at 5:41 pm

   I still say send them to Berkely. Those people have agitated for this, I think that we should give it to them.

   Also maybe it’s time to do some work release programs. Work release these “detainees” to the Capital and White House, they can be service persons. You know cleaning, cooking, yard work, washing windows. If Congress wants them released, I say release them to Congress. Let the bleeding heart liberals see what it feels like to really bleed.

   Again a win-win for our side.

9. Jimmy says:
   January 30th, 2009 at 5:53 pm

   I have a shiv on my A-frame hoist. And I don’t give my shiv to just anyone, since I only have one. You gotta be special and have some major haulin’ to do up a bank.

10. Rightjabs says:
    January 30th, 2009 at 6:05 pm

    Most patriots don’t conduct themselves in ways that lead to incarceration.

    We quietly go about our business, under gird the economy and, by extension, under gird the rest of the country (including welfare moms and slackers in prison). Cactusod’s #4 comment is spot on, and a more likely outcome.

    These boils on the butt of society must be completely isolated on death row or “Mohammed Row” and given no opportunities to network, plot or otherwise compare notes with American malcontents.

11. rangermom says:
    January 30th, 2009 at 6:48 pm

    Hmm – cant think of anyone I know that would have a problem with that

12. Dodsfall says:
    January 30th, 2009 at 7:22 pm

    I’ve always been a fan of letting them swim home.

13. Lechteron says:
    January 30th, 2009 at 7:28 pm

    It all makes sense now! Bush, Ramos, and Compean must’ve seen this coming back in 2006 so Ramos and Compean set up this situation and then Bush got them out but only after Obama came in so that they would be in prison to kill the terrorists when they got here. Man, can Ramos and Compean get any more awesome?

14. HCG says:
    January 31st, 2009 at 3:54 am

    Frank – It sounds good, but #4 Cactusod sees the fly in your soup. Islam has invaded our prisons. The gitmo terrorist would be protected and treated as heroes/mentors by our lovely felons.

15. UCGC says:
    January 31st, 2009 at 6:02 am

    “Patriotic prisoners” thats the kind of humor I expect from this site.

16. ussjimmycarter says:
    January 31st, 2009 at 6:46 am

    Drop them off in the middle of gay San Fran! BWWWWAAAAAAAAAAA!

17. HCG says:
    January 31st, 2009 at 7:25 pm

    #16 USSJC – Again, just like in prison, the terrorist would be protected and treated as heroes/mentors if we gave them to SF.

18. 4 of 7 says:
    January 31st, 2009 at 9:08 pm

    Q. “… aren’t patriotic prisoners just going to shiv them?”
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    A. Eventually.

19. Steve says:
    January 31st, 2009 at 10:47 pm

    I’m guessing that pretty soon, most everyone patriotic will be a prisoner….on the plus side, that’ll give more of us chances to do the patriotic shivving?

20. realspark21 says:
    February 1st, 2009 at 9:22 pm

    I think the “shiv” idea might have some merit. I would direct everyones’ memory to the “justice” served to Jeffery Dahlmer…I believe it involved a bathroom and some janitorial instruments.

21. Spyndrilleum says:
    February 2nd, 2009 at 1:12 pm

    A former friend of mine spent time in a state “correctional” facility due to an evil tendency to engage in inappropriate activities with others, including a non-consenting minor. When other prisoners (murderers, robbers, druggies, gun-owners, whatever) find out that one is an SO (sex-offender) of a child, one’s life is definitely in danger among the inmates. He escaped with his life after “good-behavior,” but not without multiple injuries.

    And while most inmates are in fact true bad guys, many do consider themselves patriotic in the sense that they’d take out Muslim terrorists without a second thought.

    I still don’t think that moving them anywhere inside the US is a good option, unless they can all possibly be put under the control of Jack Bauer . . .

22. 5 of 7 says:
    February 3rd, 2009 at 11:34 pm

    If Patriotism is outlawed,
    Only outlaws will have Patriotism!

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