Super-Smart Obama
I was going to stop making jokes about Obama getting a bucket stuck on his head because I thought that joke had run its course, but then this happened. Now the bucket being stuck on his head doesn’t sound so outlandish.
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January 29th, 2009 at 10:38 am
MidVale School For The Gifted!
January 29th, 2009 at 10:54 am
Did he wave at Stevie Wonder at the party too?
January 29th, 2009 at 10:55 am
And the long slide downhill continues. I loved how the article went on to blame Bush and the Republicans for the gaff.
January 29th, 2009 at 10:58 am
(Obama knocking on the glass)
“Hey! Lemmi in! Can somebody open this from the inside? Hey Rahm! Unlock this, will ya?”
(Rahm frowning, shaking his head and pointing)
“Huh? What are you saying? I. CAN’T. HEAR. YOU. Oh…”
The first thing you look for when approaching a door is the door’s handle, right? If you don’t see one, how long does it take you to conclude it’s NOT A DOOR? One second?
Our Trillion Dollar President – mentally challenged.
January 29th, 2009 at 11:07 am
I noticed they had to take a dig at President Bush, and kinda fluff off the problem with the Odiot. At least Bush knew the difference between a door and a window. But it would be racist to point out the flaws of that one.
One would think he’d know the difference, after all wasn’t his mammy a maid? No wait that was his pappy’s other wife.
January 29th, 2009 at 11:18 am
Maybe he was just mesmerized by his own reflection…
January 29th, 2009 at 11:22 am
Exactly, a mere “ooopsie” for the messiah, but a finding a door locked means Bush is a lame duck and those big bad Republicans are big bad meanies for not signing off on the billion dollar bailout. *sighs and shakes head*
At least this is one they can’t blame on us.
(LOL #2)
January 29th, 2009 at 11:37 am
My guess is that he was prepared to morph right through the window but decided at the last second that it wasn’t yet time to perform his counterfeit miracles.
January 29th, 2009 at 11:46 am
You actually thought it was just a joke? Really?
January 29th, 2009 at 12:12 pm
At least this is one they can’t blame on us.
Give ‘em a chance…
January 29th, 2009 at 12:15 pm
Awesome Midvale reference. That’s a perfect caption.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/goldberg/229551714/
January 29th, 2009 at 12:20 pm
And I only had to waterboard the photographer twice to get him to remove the part with me holding the lockpicks.
January 29th, 2009 at 12:36 pm
Uh…..Why is he going through the back door to begin with? I thought things had changed….
Can You Say CHANGE!!?? YES YOU CAN!
Gimmee an AMEN!!
January 29th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
Now this is what I’m talking about! I stop to inspect the bullet-proof glass in the windows to make certain that visitors to my office are safe and you guys start in with this crap! Well I can state after a careful inspection that these windows are safe against small caliber handguns and will probably work for rifles up to .50, which should give us plenty of protection against most hostiles. This glass does not have the tensile strength of glass I would have selected but we shall do with what we have for now.
President and Most High Glorious Barack Obama (May I Live Forever)
January 29th, 2009 at 1:33 pm
Its going to be the operative metaphor for his tenure in office. I say tenure even though he can serve at maximum eighture.
January 29th, 2009 at 2:29 pm
Just tossed the butt on the ground in the Rose Garden when he was done, I bet.
January 29th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
Keep Obama away from pretzels, buckets and plastic bags that say “Keep away from small children – suffocation hazard.”
Seriously – My dog can open the sliding glass window. (Doesn’t close it behind him, tho) And the nice brass doorknob in the front door is dented and has toothmarks, indicating he at least tries to use it correctly.
‘Chance’ The WonderMutt >> Obamuh The Dimbulb Biped.
January 29th, 2009 at 2:49 pm
I kinda agree with #6, but I don’t think he was mesmerized- He unexpectedly saw his reflection in the window & got nervous that there was a black man coming toward him…
I really love the way the MSM cannot, and probably will not for some time to come, report a gaffe on Barry-O’s part without “balancing” it with something about Bush. What makes it a joke is that if you take a series of photos of anyone’s face in rapid succession, you’ll almost always get an expression that isn’t flattering. The funny part is that the Bush haters will invariably cull the good shots of him & submit the awkward ones, and then think that no one else knows that they’re doing it.
And #15 FS, how ’bout instead of calling his term tenure, we call it what it is…
manure.
January 29th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
I have two Ragdoll Cats that have figured out how to open the sliding glass door onto the deck…
January 29th, 2009 at 4:26 pm
My 2 year old knows the difference between a door and a window, even if it’s at a new place. Maybe he should run for Pres in 4 years!!
January 29th, 2009 at 7:50 pm
Q:How can you tell the difference between
doors and windows at the White House?
A: There are nose prints on the windows.
January 29th, 2009 at 8:21 pm
He’ll probably swear that the door was there last week and that the Republicans moved it…and the entire MSNBC staff will swear it’s true.
January 29th, 2009 at 10:04 pm
I find most of the bucket jokes to be a riot (some of them are to close to the truth to be amusing ). My question is what was the start of the jokes.
January 29th, 2009 at 10:54 pm
I think it was in reference to his enormous jug ears, and the conjecture that they would tend to cause his head to get stuck in a bucket; and it just took off from there.
Or it’s part of an evil plot by the Republican Attack Machine. Sssh!
January 30th, 2009 at 2:20 am
Apparently, I am easily amused. I am sure you have all seen the IQ test advertisements where they have a celebrity’s picture, and the line, “INSERT NAME HERE’s IQ is 105. Are you smarter than him?” Well they have been doing it with BHO, and I giggle like a moron evbery time I see it. Why? They have his IQ as 121. That puts him as above average intelligence, but hardly genius-messiah level. Be sure to tease libtards with the fact that W’s IQ is 125. The media has been prancing around extolling BHO as the most brilliant candidate ever. The truth – our media is easily distracted by shiny things.
My aunt sent me a great one-liner e-mail today. It is a week or so old, but said, “It has been reported that approximately 1.5 million people attended the inauguration ceremony yesterday and only 14 missed work.” Classic.
January 30th, 2009 at 2:22 am
And apparently, I can’t type. My humble apologies.
January 30th, 2009 at 6:01 pm
For my birthday we went to the range to burn a couple of rounds (I guess that’s guy/hunter speak for shooting). Anyway I saw a poster there with O’vomits picture and it was entitled “Gun salesman of the Year”. Good thing I saw it on my way out ’cause I laughed all the way to the car. I would never have been able to shoot straight if I’d seen it on the way in. Hehe.
January 31st, 2009 at 1:28 am
I meant Shhh!