So whatever happened to acid rain and the ozone layer? I used to hear about that all the time as a kid and now it’s never mentioned? Did we fix that or did we just get bored of it?
People are probably wondering what will be the big evironmental fear after we get bored with
global warming climate change. Here are some doomsday environmental causes that are just starting to get notice:
TOP TEN NEW LOOMING ENVIRONMENTAL DISASTERS
10. The earth is getting more oval shaped.
9. Trees have become anti-Semitic.
8. Trilobites aren’t extinct and they’re angry!
7. Earth’s ecosystem was never built to handle so many small, yiping dogs.
6. Monkeys are getting smarter and are plotting to blow up the Statue of Liberty.
5. Whales are becoming anorexic.
4. Earth’s magma is becoming polluted.
3. Canadian geese enter our country illegally and take the jobs of American geese.
2. Earth’s axis is being thrown off by the weight of all those obese children.
And the number one new looming environmental disaster is…
Squirrels are getting larger.