Comments on: Top Ten New Looming Environmental Disasters

By: What Will Al Gore Do After Global Warming Dies A Quiet Death? : Black Bear Blog

What Will Al Gore Do After Global Warming Dies A Quiet Death? : Black Bear Blog — Sun, 08 Feb 2009 13:27:18 +0000

[...] IMAO, they are asking what ever happened to acid rain and the ozone layer but what’s funny is [...]

By: IMAO » Blog Archive » Global Warming Means Giant Snakes!

IMAO » Blog Archive » Global Warming Means Giant Snakes! — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 16:03:13 +0000

[...] and dumb. Obviously, the planet has in place many balancing effects. It’s well known that squirrels are getting larger, and soon from global warming we’ll have giant snakes to eat those squirrels before they [...]

By: Omri Ceren

Omri Ceren — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 01:32:22 +0000

Don’t be absurd. Minstream leftist movements would never list anti-Semitism as a reason for concern.

By: seanmahair

seanmahair — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 14:19:37 +0000

Don L

If it would keep the hippie, left wing, liberal conspiracy folks from procreating I’m all for cold showers. I believe everyone should have to take out a license to reproduce. After all we have licenses for driving, hunting, fishing, to carry a gun, to work in certain jobs and to practice law why not something so essential to the continuation of the species, such as it is. You’d have to demonstrate the ability to be responsible for something first, a frisbee, a goldfish, a cat and finally a dog. If you can take care of each of these in succession then you can reproduce. Oh and you must be a member of some group that believes in a higher authority other than man.

By: bruce

bruce — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 23:44:28 +0000

floral carbons are benign and heaver than air so how did they reach the ozone layer by elevator?we replaced them with a caustic,flammable carcinogen wonderful.now we have the phony glow bull worming caused by co2 except they have it ass backwards warming oceans cause co2 and co2 does not cause warming.the real culprit is farts we have to stop all the farting going on or at least have a farting tax.

By: Choey

Choey — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 16:40:41 +0000

I was so hoping the next crisis would be gravity shortages. It would be so much fun to go floating through the air. Of course you would have to buy gravity credits if you wanted to jump or take an elevator but the fun would be worth it.

By: MartinA

MartinA — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 15:09:19 +0000

When I watch the nature/animal shows on TV, I have noticed a sharp uptick, very sharp, in the number of occurences where guys in a truck come to a sudden stop, jump out, grab a crocodile or alligator and move it from here to just over there. What is the government doing about these reptilian relocations, why are there now so many of them and is this a crisis that only the United Nations could solve?

By: Flu-Bird

Flu-Bird — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 15:05:14 +0000

AL GORE is out of his mind and is stark raving stupid AND LOOK OUT GREEN WEENIES WE BIRDS ARE COMMING TO GET YOU AND WERE GOING TO TAKE A LITTLE POOP RIGHT ON YOUR FAT GREEN STUPID HIPPY-FREAK HEADS LOOK OUT SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK

By: Don L

Don L — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 12:40:31 +0000

Condoms one of the worse things for the environment – I mean all that friction and how do you prevent it? Petroleum. Sex is killing us and it’s clear that the UN needs to regulate it. Cold showers for all, with recycled none carbon-causing ice cold water.

By: Steynian 318

Steynian 318 — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 00:13:54 +0000

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By: Freemon Sandlewould

Freemon Sandlewould — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 23:02:26 +0000

FYI: Al Gore is the profit of dumb ( not prophet of doom )

By: Steynian 318 « Free Canuckistan!

Steynian 318 « Free Canuckistan! — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 22:37:09 +0000

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By: ss396

ss396 — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 12:30:14 +0000

Tommy the Towelhead says:
January 29th, 2009 at 12:54 am

How can trees be against the Jooooos? There’s an entire park full of them called Yo Semite!

It’s not a park, it’s a concentration camp. Not for nothing are they called pine trees. “Welcome to Yo Semite” sounds an awful lot like “Arbeit Macht Frei”.

By: Andrew

Andrew — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 08:42:28 +0000

Let’s force-feed the yipping dogs to the anorexic whales, knocking two items off the list.

By: Tommy the Towelhead

Tommy the Towelhead — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 05:54:55 +0000

Personally, I think that the geese that downed the plane were OTC geese: Other Than Canadian.

How can trees be against the Jooooos? There’s an entire park full of them called Yo Semite!

By: Terry_Jim

Terry_Jim — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 00:57:33 +0000

# 1 Enviironmental concern- Where Al Gore goes to speak out for ~~unhindered universal socialism~~ manmade global warming, he seems to run into record cold and snow or ice storms.
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Gaia must really be pissed at him.

By: cincinnati_bob

cincinnati_bob — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 00:34:45 +0000

Squirrels are getting larger around my place, but that’s because I’m keeping them well fed, just in case.

Polluting the Magma ! I love that one.

We should try to get some traction wiht that one to balance against Al Gore. We need more CO2 to work the polluted Magma problem.

By: h2higgins

h2higgins — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 23:00:37 +0000

Has nobody noticed it was Canada Geese, probably from Canada, which flew into the US Airways flight 1549 which landed in the Hudson River. If they are going to invade our country we need to shoot them down before they do real damage. The next time a flock tries to cross the border, we need to scramble the Air Force and take the little terrorists out.

By: JimboBob

JimboBob — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 22:47:52 +0000

* Microbes registering as Democrats!

This would explain #17′s biology as the Democrat pond scum are at the bottom of the food chain.

By: Mikee

Mikee — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 21:59:40 +0000

You’ve missed the threat from the exponentially expanding number of Law & Order episodes being rerun on basic cable.

By: Some IMAOer

Some IMAOer — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 21:42:57 +0000

Liz (#6, 8, 9): no one cares. Read the 200 posts or not, respond or not, but no one cares.

Ever stop to think the problem might be with Bloglines software updates or tech glitch? ‘Course not. Much easier to blame a conservative satire blog.

By: Plentyobailouts

Plentyobailouts — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 21:11:23 +0000

it is my firm belief that the anti-Semitic trees are feeding the crack whores to the anorexic whales causing them to be flatulent and thus exposing the dolphins to the crack whore shomones, so that when the squirrels eat the dolphins, they grow larger. There for we must kill all the juice to prevent crack whores being fed to the whales.

By: Dodsfall

Dodsfall — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 20:19:37 +0000

I can’t believe the imminent threat from continental shift did not make the list.

By: Veeshir

Veeshir — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 19:38:20 +0000

Squirrels are getting larger. That's not a problem, that's a solution. The Squirrels are going to eat all the yippie dogs. Quote Squirrels have bitten to death a stray dog which was barking at them

By: GradualDazzle

GradualDazzle — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 19:14:46 +0000

NOT THE SKWERLS!! PLEASE, GOD, NOT THE SKWERLS!!

Everybody panic!!!! Skwerls are nature’s terizts and they will destroy us.