Economic Doom
According to an official government report released by Nancy Pelosi, because of the Obama economy we are now losing jobs at a rate of 500 million a month. That means all of you reading this will lose your job in the next month. Also, most of you will then get a new job and also lose that before the end of the month. A lucky few will also lose a third job. Luckily, Nancy Pelosi says that can be stopped by passing the one thousand dollar bailout plan.
(NOTE: Numbers previously mentioned may all be off by a few orders of magnitude)
(25 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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February 5th, 2009 at 8:59 am
Maybe we can use her cluelessness about basic math in our favor. Sorry, Madame Speaker, our 235,000 votes outweigh your 342. Bill fails.
February 5th, 2009 at 8:59 am
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February 5th, 2009 at 9:35 am
Isn’t that around 6,000,000,000 a year? Oh the Humanity! Dumber than a bag of hammers!
February 5th, 2009 at 9:54 am
It occurs to me that the media and liberal politicians have gotten what they have so often and desperately lobbied for, the economic collapse of the American economy.
Do not be deceived. Liberal politicians and their lap dogs in the media have engineered this crisis with failed socialistic policies and “Chicken Little” type mantras that have persuaded many Americans that indeed, the sky is falling.
While these two groups are certainly to blame the American people also have a share. We (as a group) have not taken the responsibility to educate ourselves and our children, to stop the wholesale garnishment of our rights, to marginalize those who’s ideals are contrary to the majority, to learn from history to avoid the missteps of the past and finally to elevate to positions of importance those who demonstrate the qualities it takes to be a effective leader; morality, integrity, diligence, selflessness and willingness to serve.
When we compromise our principles for expediency we have no reason to complain that we are left with, not what we wanted but the exact opposite.
Morons of the world unite, your king has been crowned. It’s your turn.
February 5th, 2009 at 10:30 am
i think a lot of them must live in obama states 51-57.
February 5th, 2009 at 10:35 am
Must be sanfransicko math. the product of the nea.
February 5th, 2009 at 10:56 am
500 million jobs a month? That’s ridiculous. It is closer to 500 million jobs a DAY! Fortunately, this loss includes the 499,999,999 jobs “created” every minute by the government.
So I think that ends up being a net gain. Wait, let me run these numbers through Daschle’s copy of TurboTax.
Yup. Net gain.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:15 am
500 million out of a population of just over 300 million. That’s pretty damn impressive. You have to have an IQ two standard deviations above the mean to be a member of Mensa. The DNC membership apparently has a cap on IQs, but it is two standard deviations below the mean. My four year old is better at “which number is bigger” than the Speaker of the House of Representatives, third in line to the Presidency.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:32 am
I’m finding it harder and harder to believe that people like her are authentically elected to office…who in their right mind would vote these clowns into power?
Somebody hand me a mirror…I want to see if I could be that stoopid…
February 5th, 2009 at 11:33 am
Well, that depends on what the definition of “job” is.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:50 am
Look at the bright side of this–loosing jobs at the rate of 500 million a month Pelosi, Reed,Frank. OBAMA, Biden should be laid off befor the end of the month!!! HOORAY!!!
February 5th, 2009 at 2:09 pm
If Bush had done this, the media would have had a field day and be going on about how dumb he was for weeks. What do you want to bet that no one in the MSM bothers to report this, including the news, papers, late night comedians, the Daily Show, or anybody else. Heck, I wouldn’t be surprised if youtube removes that video for “subversive leanings”.
Man, that broad is dumb.
February 5th, 2009 at 2:50 pm
Makes one wonder who’s more stupid, biden or pelousy.
February 5th, 2009 at 5:03 pm
Was there any sniggering by audience members when she said this? Surely someone coughed, or chuckled, or something?!?! I hope everyone wasn’t stoic with that thousand yard stare in their eyes. Talk about brainwashed. She’s a moron.
February 5th, 2009 at 5:53 pm
One of the ads here on imao states that Obamuhammad has an IQ of 121 — and Smelosi is obviously below that. Based on this simple math alone, not to mention the really big numbers that count such as job losses and theft of the taxpayer, I’m guessing we should prepare for several years of rigorous head-shaking, eye-rolling, and plenty of venting. Frank J., your site’s safe for quite awhile.
February 5th, 2009 at 10:16 pm
Those whom God wishes to destroy, he first makes mad.
– Euripides.
The mad mob does not ask how it could be better, only that it be different. And when it then becomes worse, it must change again. Thus they get bees for flies, and at last hornets for bees.
– Martin Luther, 1526.
February 6th, 2009 at 10:43 am
Bet Nancy’s blunderous shankopotomus blunders will never make Dave Letterman’s top ten list. His obsession with Bush isn’t over yet. I wonder if Bush stood him up somewhere along the line. It is all that would explain his hate affair with the man.