(Don’t cotton plants count in the scheme of twisted, enviro-spastic things?)

Or is it that, illustratio ad absurdam, cotton, while of nature, has been tarred, through it’s prior affiliation with mid-19th century American southern agriculture, as being “racist”…and therefore, not wishing to offend ANYONE of a higher melanin count and darker skin hue, is rendered to the corner of nature relegated for ineffable objects right next to the eggplant. (But who would want to wipe their hind end with one of THOSE?)

So the efforts of the environmentalists are discriminatory…showing protective preferences for trees but not cotton. (Perhaps it’s because you can’t set up camp in a cotton bush or display a stupidly militant banner in the same way you could in an old-growth tree.)

If the environmentalists REALLY wanted to pimp zero-impact products they’d have to look at polyester…but that won’t fly because 1)polyester is a man-made product created by corporate tyrants like Monsanto and 2) have you ever come across someone who’s lost bowel control while wearing poly-knit pants? Plastic and crap are not a happy blend, to be sure.

So it’s just another dumbassed idea dreamed up by dope-addled idiots.

Pass the Charmin, si’l vous plait!

Or watch you eat.

#34 George

The left has seen the future of the US, and that future is … Bangledesh!

Yes, a vacation spot extraordinaire (and certainly worthy of emulation).

Or perhaps it is just another politically correct accomodation for Mexico??? Just remember this phrase: “Yes, I’ll have the Greek Salad and please hold the e. coli.”

And what is this about a bathroom? Certainly, they are not wasting water in a toilet. s@$% is fertilizer, put it in the garden. Save the water for fish.

If one was actually interested in the cloth TP thing, one could just pick up a pack of cheap terrycloth wash rags at the dollar store, 12 for a buck, which are also soft to the tushie, don’t disintegrate when wet, and can be tossed in the laundry with the rest of the bathroom linens.

But yeah, I would think that unless those greenies plan to wash out all their household’s butt-wipes by hand in the kitchen sink, then running the washing machine — with HOT water, detergent and bleach to boot — every other day would be a lot more wasteful to Mother Earth than flushing a couple squares. Can you spare a square?

And you KNOW that NONE of those greenies have any intention of doing what they preach to the rest of us. Cripes, I was raised a Southern Baptist, but I have never seen a SB or any Christian who was more judgemental or preachy than any Liberal whackjob with their various pet cause-of-the-day.

And that UK author is an idiot, thinking all Americans are that wasteful or pampered. I just pick the cheapest TP I can get at the grocery store, usually store brand; none of that sissy-fairy quilted multi-ply, since it’s literally $ flushed anyway. As long as it cleans up adequately, it’s fine. Daily showers, deodorant, and toothpaste keep a body fresh — what a concept.

The inmates have truly taken over the asylum…Someone tell me when it’s time to secede….

P.S. I noticed on the Wallypop site that the orders were “streaming” in for cycle pads. Yikes!

You should go to your local Mosque, get a free Koran that was printed in Saudi Arabia on European paper, and wipe your ass with pages from that.

Light bulbs, low flow toilets, toilet paper, all part of a natural progression toward unlit, unwatered, and unpapered outhouses. All the better for the environment, especially as surplus humans once again die off from the diseases mankind learned to prevent long ago.

Also, there are all those millions of poor Africans and Haitians starving to death, because all the corn is being made into ethanol.

Also, their fear of immunizations has caused the return of all kinds of dreadful diseases (though a lot of nut jobs on our side have bought into this one).

Killing off a few million more people, through disease, just because they don’t want to flush toilet paper, and a few million more from them wanting to crap inside an outhouse, would just fit right in alongside their past ideas.

A female crew member took the box and promised to put it in the Crew’s refrigerator, which she did.

The man firmly advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.

She was annoyed by His behavior.

Shortly before landing in New York, she announced over the intercom to the entire cabin, “Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand?”

Not one hand went up … so she took them home and ate them herself.

(Thank you. I’ll be here all week.)