Comments on: Obama’s Ideas for Dealing with North Korea http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/02/obamas-ideas-for-dealing-with-north-korea/ Unfair. Unbalanced. Unmedicated. Tue, 14 Feb 2012 10:34:25 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.4 By: Arthur v Carter watch a little late « DaTechguy’s Blog http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/02/obamas-ideas-for-dealing-with-north-korea/comment-page-1/#comment-17597 Arthur v Carter watch a little late « DaTechguy’s Blog Fri, 06 Feb 2009 13:13:14 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=2803#comment-17597 [...] New North Korean missile tests. IMAO has the Obama plan. [...] [...] New North Korean missile tests. IMAO has the Obama plan. [...]

]]> By: IMAO » Blog Archive » Test Time http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/02/obamas-ideas-for-dealing-with-north-korea/comment-page-1/#comment-17304 IMAO » Blog Archive » Test Time Wed, 04 Feb 2009 18:21:35 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=2803#comment-17304 [...] decided that the best way to celebrate Obama becoming president is to test nuclear weapons. First North Korea, now Iran. Don’t worry, though; Obama is going to send his rainbow unicorn brigade to teach [...] [...] decided that the best way to celebrate Obama becoming president is to test nuclear weapons. First North Korea, now Iran. Don’t worry, though; Obama is going to send his rainbow unicorn brigade to teach [...]

]]> By: Eros http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/02/obamas-ideas-for-dealing-with-north-korea/comment-page-1/#comment-17228 Eros Wed, 04 Feb 2009 09:49:30 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=2803#comment-17228 Obama will just send Max Blitz. Remember...he's so ronrey...so ronery... Obama will just send Max Blitz. Remember…he’s so ronrey…so ronery…

]]> By: Terry_Jim http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/02/obamas-ideas-for-dealing-with-north-korea/comment-page-1/#comment-17215 Terry_Jim Wed, 04 Feb 2009 06:12:39 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=2803#comment-17215 - play Kim Jong Il in a round of golf: an 18 hole skins game for nuclear weapons. According to PRK 'reporters', Kim shot 11 holes in one the first time he played , MSNBC is sure Obama can do better than that. - play Kim Jong Il in a round of golf:
an 18 hole skins game for nuclear weapons.

According to PRK ‘reporters’,
Kim shot 11 holes in one the first time he played ,
MSNBC is sure Obama can do better than that.

]]> By: cincinnati_bob http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/02/obamas-ideas-for-dealing-with-north-korea/comment-page-1/#comment-17190 cincinnati_bob Wed, 04 Feb 2009 02:50:05 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=2803#comment-17190 - Move Graceland to Norf Korea - See to it Kim Jong is awarded the next Nobel Peace Prize And Make N. Korea in charge of Human Rights. - Move Graceland to Norf Korea

- See to it Kim Jong is awarded the next Nobel Peace Prize And Make N. Korea in charge of Human Rights.

]]> By: George http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/02/obamas-ideas-for-dealing-with-north-korea/comment-page-1/#comment-17186 George Wed, 04 Feb 2009 02:17:46 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=2803#comment-17186 The test of the obamessiah has already come and gone, and everyone, including him, missed it. Fox News reported today that iran has launched its first satellite on an indigenous booster. If you can orbit satellites, you can deliver WMDs. And the obamessiah's response? ... ... The test of the obamessiah has already come and gone, and everyone, including him, missed it.

Fox News reported today that iran has launched its first satellite on an indigenous booster. If you can orbit satellites, you can deliver WMDs.

And the obamessiah’s response?

…

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]]> By: Son of Bob http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/02/obamas-ideas-for-dealing-with-north-korea/comment-page-1/#comment-17182 Son of Bob Wed, 04 Feb 2009 01:50:09 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=2803#comment-17182 I'm waiting for Michelle to bring them a cake...as a sign of good will. I’m waiting for Michelle to bring them a cake…as a sign of good will.

]]> By: NunyaB http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/02/obamas-ideas-for-dealing-with-north-korea/comment-page-1/#comment-17164 NunyaB Tue, 03 Feb 2009 22:10:37 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=2803#comment-17164 “Prez Obeyme” “Omnibus Rectumbus Sticimus Uptimus Assibus bill” ------------------------- Bwahahahaha!-- For the Win! This place seriously rawks. Viva IMAO! (at least for the next 4+ years; we're gonna need it) “Prez Obeyme”

“Omnibus Rectumbus Sticimus Uptimus Assibus bill”

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Bwahahahaha!– For the Win!

This place seriously rawks.

Viva IMAO! (at least for the next 4+ years; we’re gonna need it)

]]> By: TerribleTroy http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/02/obamas-ideas-for-dealing-with-north-korea/comment-page-1/#comment-17161 TerribleTroy Tue, 03 Feb 2009 21:28:12 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=2803#comment-17161 I agree with everything Idaho Spuds said.....cept the part about giving the NK's enough weapons to be equal in the military areana with the US, adn then there's that other part about those other countries iran and such... yeah.. I disagree with that too... but other than that Spuds on the money..cept for that part about NK fearing us cause we got more weapons.... other than that spuds is right on target..... but then theres that part about equalization in force inducing mutual respect..... Ya know what ... never mind..... Spuds is obviously on drugs I agree with everything Idaho Spuds said…..cept the part about giving the NK’s enough weapons to be equal in the military areana with the US, adn then there’s that other part about those other countries iran and such… yeah.. I disagree with that too… but other than that Spuds on the money..cept for that part about NK fearing us cause we got more weapons…. other than that spuds is right on target….. but then theres that part about equalization in force inducing mutual respect….. Ya know what … never mind….. Spuds is obviously on drugs

]]> By: Idaho Spud http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/02/obamas-ideas-for-dealing-with-north-korea/comment-page-1/#comment-17159 Idaho Spud Tue, 03 Feb 2009 21:09:26 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=2803#comment-17159 Kim Jong-il and his people would not hate the United States so much if they were not frightened by the overwhelming military advantage that the U. S. possesses (have you seen a word with more s's in it than possesses--my word!). It is this fear that drives their insecurity and need to obtain weaponry that will give them the feeling of safety when confronting their enemies. Your president, Barack Obama could show considerable wisdom if he would share the technology and materials to help North Korea become equal to the United States in the area of military deterent. Through this equalization of force will come a mutual respect, and then and only then will we be assured that the safety and peace that we all desire will be fullfilled. I feel confident that B. Hussein Obama, your president, will follow his conscience and do what is right for both North Korea and the United States as well as Iran and other disinfranchised countries. Leadership requires vision and boldness. It requires thinking outside the box. Hope land Change does not just happen. It takes the kind of courage your president, B. Hussein Obama has demonstrated. I am confident that at this time in history and in this hour B. Hussein Obama is the right man who will do the right thing for the U.S. and the world. By ending the fear others have of the United States Obama will prove that peace in our time can become reality. Kim Jong-il and his people would not hate the United States so much if they were not frightened by the overwhelming military advantage that the U. S. possesses (have you seen a word with more s’s in it than possesses–my word!).

It is this fear that drives their insecurity and need to obtain weaponry that will give them the feeling of safety when confronting their enemies.

Your president, Barack Obama could show considerable wisdom if he would share the technology and materials to help North Korea become equal to the United States in the area of military deterent. Through this equalization of force will come a mutual respect, and then and only then will we be assured that the safety and peace that we all desire will be fullfilled.

I feel confident that B. Hussein Obama, your president, will follow his conscience and do what is right for both North Korea and the United States as well as Iran and other disinfranchised countries. Leadership requires vision and boldness. It requires thinking outside the box. Hope land Change does not just happen. It takes the kind of courage your president, B. Hussein Obama has demonstrated. I am confident that at this time in history and in this hour B. Hussein Obama is the right man who will do the right thing for the U.S. and the world.

By ending the fear others have of the United States Obama will prove that peace in our time can become reality.

]]> By: Jimmy http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/02/obamas-ideas-for-dealing-with-north-korea/comment-page-1/#comment-17151 Jimmy Tue, 03 Feb 2009 20:25:21 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=2803#comment-17151 Hey, ussjc. I was trying to formulate a retort to your "Omnibus Rectumbus Sticimus Uptimus Assibus bill" on the other thread and I couldn't do it without being truly profane. And now I'm pissing you off?? Well, eat my (stinky dirty shorts) Biden!!! Watch out - I've been taking lessons from Her Roaring Thigh Tai Kwon Do-ness herself, The One Who Must Not Be Named, The Dominatrix of Doom, Hillary McClainton, your favorite sweetheart and head crusher extraordinaire! Plus, I'm wearing a Harry Reid butt cover. Hey, ussjc. I was trying to formulate a retort to your “Omnibus Rectumbus Sticimus Uptimus Assibus bill” on the other thread and I couldn’t do it without being truly profane. And now I’m pissing you off?? Well, eat my (stinky dirty shorts) Biden!!! Watch out – I’ve been taking lessons from Her Roaring Thigh Tai Kwon Do-ness herself, The One Who Must Not Be Named, The Dominatrix of Doom, Hillary McClainton, your favorite sweetheart and head crusher extraordinaire!

Plus, I’m wearing a Harry Reid butt cover.

]]> By: jul http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/02/obamas-ideas-for-dealing-with-north-korea/comment-page-1/#comment-17150 jul Tue, 03 Feb 2009 20:18:47 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=2803#comment-17150 I don't get it...didn't he pull this stunt about a year ago in order to get a stimulus check from American taxpayers? What...didn't it ever arrive in the mail? So maybe the post office needs a few more billion in order to operate as well as our public schools do...after all, it's for the children... I don’t get it…didn’t he pull this stunt about a year ago in order to get a stimulus check from American taxpayers?

What…didn’t it ever arrive in the mail? So maybe the post office needs a few more billion in order to operate as well as our public schools do…after all, it’s for the children…

]]> By: ussjimmycarter http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/02/obamas-ideas-for-dealing-with-north-korea/comment-page-1/#comment-17148 ussjimmycarter Tue, 03 Feb 2009 19:50:06 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=2803#comment-17148 Jimmy! You are really starting to piss me off! I put a lot of stock in The Great and Glorious Leader Barack Obama (May He Live Forever) and I cried like a school girl the day of his anoin...err...swearing in! Now we, as a nation, are trying to pull together in the greatest threat to ever face this nation (Rush Limbaugh) and you want to sit on the sidelines and take cheap shots at our POTUS (The Great and Glorious Leader...sniff...I'm sorry I just broke down again like a 10th grade school girl or George Stephonoposyhopois...)....anyway... I'm rambling here but I'm tired of you conservative pricks who just want to sit there and HALLIBURTIN!!! take shots at our BUSH LIED PEOPLE DIED our President when we should all be coming NO BLOOD FOR OIL together at this wonderful time in our history of a race free society... Jimmy! You are really starting to piss me off! I put a lot of stock in The Great and Glorious Leader Barack Obama (May He Live Forever) and I cried like a school girl the day of his anoin…err…swearing in! Now we, as a nation, are trying to pull together in the greatest threat to ever face this nation (Rush Limbaugh) and you want to sit on the sidelines and take cheap shots at our POTUS (The Great and Glorious Leader…sniff…I’m sorry I just broke down again like a 10th grade school girl or George Stephonoposyhopois…)….anyway… I’m rambling here but I’m tired of you conservative pricks who just want to sit there and HALLIBURTIN!!! take shots at our BUSH LIED PEOPLE DIED our President when we should all be coming NO BLOOD FOR OIL together at this wonderful time in our history of a race free society…

]]> By: jj http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/02/obamas-ideas-for-dealing-with-north-korea/comment-page-1/#comment-17147 jj Tue, 03 Feb 2009 19:48:14 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=2803#comment-17147 What would be really cool is if we put our COIL 747-400 offshore for the test. As soon as the pot-bellied dictator's missile is in the air, we shoot it down. Shows Kimmy that his missiles are useless and proves US superiority. Of course with obambi in office, we'll just talk the missile down. What would be really cool is if we put our COIL 747-400 offshore for the test. As soon as the pot-bellied dictator’s missile is in the air, we shoot it down. Shows Kimmy that his missiles are useless and proves US superiority. Of course with obambi in office, we’ll just talk the missile down.

]]> By: innominatus http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/02/obamas-ideas-for-dealing-with-north-korea/comment-page-1/#comment-17146 innominatus Tue, 03 Feb 2009 19:44:47 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=2803#comment-17146 Spyndrilleum and captmoroni have the coolest gravatars! Spyndrilleum and captmoroni have the coolest gravatars!

]]> By: innominatus http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/02/obamas-ideas-for-dealing-with-north-korea/comment-page-1/#comment-17144 innominatus Tue, 03 Feb 2009 19:43:00 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=2803#comment-17144 The Nork's nuclear test wasn't that impressive. Their "Long Dong" (<a href="http://digg.com/politics/What_is_North_Korea_doing_with_Long_Dong_Missiles" rel="nofollow">not kidding</a>) missiles aren't so scary either. I bet they go <em>fffttt</em> like a bottlerocket. The best thing to do would be to mock them to scorn and maybe spread a little blight in what's left of their crops. But nooooo, I'm sure Prez Obeyme will cuddle and coddle these backwards commidiots and throw a big fat aid check their way. The Nork’s nuclear test wasn’t that impressive. Their “Long Dong” (not kidding) missiles aren’t so scary either. I bet they go fffttt like a bottlerocket. The best thing to do would be to mock them to scorn and maybe spread a little blight in what’s left of their crops.

But nooooo, I’m sure Prez Obeyme will cuddle and coddle these backwards commidiots and throw a big fat aid check their way.

]]> By: Spyndrilleum http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/02/obamas-ideas-for-dealing-with-north-korea/comment-page-1/#comment-17143 Spyndrilleum Tue, 03 Feb 2009 19:35:51 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=2803#comment-17143 * Make Pyongyang look like this . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . -------> * Make Pyongyang look like this . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ——->

]]> By: DesertElephant http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/02/obamas-ideas-for-dealing-with-north-korea/comment-page-1/#comment-17141 DesertElephant Tue, 03 Feb 2009 19:30:01 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=2803#comment-17141 Amazing. Biden was right on the money with his dire warning that within the first 6 months of this corrupt presidency, Hussein would be tested by our enemies who know what a pusillanimous idiot he is. Quick, email Biden and ask him for the numbers for the Powerball drawing Wednesday! Amazing. Biden was right on the money with his dire warning that within the first 6 months of this corrupt presidency, Hussein would be tested by our enemies who know what a pusillanimous idiot he is.

Quick, email Biden and ask him for the numbers for the Powerball drawing Wednesday!

]]> By: AlanABQ http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/02/obamas-ideas-for-dealing-with-north-korea/comment-page-1/#comment-17140 AlanABQ Tue, 03 Feb 2009 19:26:02 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=2803#comment-17140 * Unnerve Kimbo by pointing & laughing at his head while proclaiming that he looks like a cross between a badly-aging bull dyke & Yoko Ono. * Make it clear that a harsh talking-to would likely follow any sign of aggression. * He could let Kimbo know that if he abandons their ICBM research, Michelle Obama will exclaim to him that "For the first time in my adult lifetime, I'm really proud of <i>your</i> country". Then they could all have a good laugh together...we all know it wouldn't be the first time. * Remind them that they still owe us a solid for China's & Bill Richardson's immeasurable contributions to their weapons program. * Unnerve Kimbo by pointing & laughing at his head while proclaiming that he looks like a cross between a badly-aging bull dyke & Yoko Ono.

* Make it clear that a harsh talking-to would likely follow any sign of aggression.

* He could let Kimbo know that if he abandons their ICBM research, Michelle Obama will exclaim to him that “For the first time in my adult lifetime, I’m really proud of your country”. Then they could all have a good laugh together…we all know it wouldn’t be the first time.

* Remind them that they still owe us a solid for China’s & Bill Richardson’s immeasurable contributions to their weapons program.

]]> By: ussjimmycarter http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/02/obamas-ideas-for-dealing-with-north-korea/comment-page-1/#comment-17139 ussjimmycarter Tue, 03 Feb 2009 19:24:36 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=2803#comment-17139 Offer to sit down with the Little Leader and give him some advice. Tell him that he's a bitch when it comes to gaming the system. Offer to fly him to Chicago and allow him a couple of weeks education in South Side Old Style Chicago Windy City Community Organizing Hope and Change! Then introduce him to Democratic vision of the Income Tax System. Then introduce The Little Leader to Democratic Pols to show him how to "game" the system. Then introduce him to Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid to really slime his ass before sending him back. Now that's truly EVIL Offer to sit down with the Little Leader and give him some advice. Tell him that he’s a bitch when it comes to gaming the system. Offer to fly him to Chicago and allow him a couple of weeks education in South Side Old Style Chicago Windy City Community Organizing Hope and Change! Then introduce him to Democratic vision of the Income Tax System. Then introduce The Little Leader to Democratic Pols to show him how to “game” the system. Then introduce him to Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid to really slime his ass before sending him back. Now that’s truly EVIL

]]> By: Charon http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/02/obamas-ideas-for-dealing-with-north-korea/comment-page-1/#comment-17137 Charon Tue, 03 Feb 2009 19:14:30 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=2803#comment-17137 But Frank, unicorns aren't able to hug. Sending them there would be considered an insult. Instead, we should send furries dressed up as unicorns. Everyone loves furries... But Frank, unicorns aren’t able to hug. Sending them there would be considered an insult. Instead, we should send furries dressed up as unicorns. Everyone loves furries…

]]> By: Jimmy http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/02/obamas-ideas-for-dealing-with-north-korea/comment-page-1/#comment-17133 Jimmy Tue, 03 Feb 2009 18:52:00 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=2803#comment-17133 * Tell him he can't have any US $CHANGE until he gives up his toys. * HOPE - really HOPE - through mass thought projection - that his missile doesn't work. * Organize "How Much We Love North Korea" marches in west coast cities. * Move the western US boundary to the Rockies and forget it. * Tell him he can’t have any US $CHANGE until he gives up his toys.

* HOPE – really HOPE – through mass thought projection – that his missile doesn’t work.

* Organize “How Much We Love North Korea” marches in west coast cities.

* Move the western US boundary to the Rockies and forget it.

]]> By: Two Dogs http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/02/obamas-ideas-for-dealing-with-north-korea/comment-page-1/#comment-17131 Two Dogs Tue, 03 Feb 2009 18:46:03 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=2803#comment-17131 Have a contest to see which leader has the biggest MOOBS and the winner gets to be Head Communist! Have a contest to see which leader has the biggest MOOBS and the winner gets to be Head Communist!

]]> By: Spyndrilleum http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/02/obamas-ideas-for-dealing-with-north-korea/comment-page-1/#comment-17130 Spyndrilleum Tue, 03 Feb 2009 18:43:36 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=2803#comment-17130 * As a show of good faith, give North Korean officials the GPS coordinates of the homes of all private gun owners in the US. * As a show of good faith, give North Korean officials the GPS coordinates of the homes of all private gun owners in the US.

]]> By: Spyndrilleum http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/02/obamas-ideas-for-dealing-with-north-korea/comment-page-1/#comment-17129 Spyndrilleum Tue, 03 Feb 2009 18:41:11 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=2803#comment-17129 * Tell Kimmy that firing missiles at any part of the US (other than San Francisco) is simply unnacceptable! * Tell Kimmy that firing missiles at any part of the US (other than San Francisco) is simply unnacceptable!

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