Comments on: Samurai vs. Monkey: The Stimulus Bill

By: ObamasDouble

ObamasDouble — Fri, 01 Oct 2010 18:24:15 +0000

“Stimulus” sounds like something only degenerate perverts are into. What would a straight guy call it? A rip-off? How much can we pass through to our idiot relatives and left-wing thugees before someone calls it a Rip-Off?
Now to degenerate to another topic,
SEM is evil, and complements must go to Frank for that,… (How do you crawl into your characters so believably?)… but I think Evil requires a higher form of life than a monkey, though. “Evil” has to have a mellow voice like Nancy-Pants when she says “We have to pass it so we know what’s in it, and don’t forget I’m a typical Italian Catholic grandmother.”

By: art

art — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 05:39:06 +0000

motopolitico says:

February 23rd, 2009 at 8:14 pm
FRANK, you REALLY need to turn this into a YouTube. It’s just not the same without the evil scary monkey’s voice.

Seconded, make it so. You don’t even have to get that complicated, just flash the pictures as you use appropriately tuned voices to make the statements.

By: david

david — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 22:15:03 +0000

The heck with SEM, but I would like to see a lot more of Musashi. Since the IMWs are sort of rare these days (I can certainly understand it, it seems that there is very little to laugh about at the moment), perhaps some of the slack can be taken up by our local samurai hero, Miyamoto no Musashi. I wouldn’t mind seeing his reaction to a lot of the antics of our “political betters.”

By: Flu-Bird

Flu-Bird — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 15:24:51 +0000

The stimulus pork bill billion of dollars blown away by tax & spend liberal deamcrooks i mean alreay NANCY PELOSI has already gotten $180: million to protect silly mouse JUST HOW REDICULOUS DO THESE REPULSIVE DEMACRATS GET?

By: seanmahair

seanmahair — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 13:50:54 +0000

From one of my hero’s Dr. Franklin,

“All human situations have their inconveniences. We feel those of the present but neither see nor feel those of the future; and hence we often make troublesome changes without amendment, and frequently for the worse.”
Benjamin Franklin (1706 – 1790)

Higher, certainly, than she feels for them. Never was such a valuable possession so stupidly and recklessly managed, than this entire continent by the British crown. Our industry discouraged, our resouces pillaged… first of all our very character stifled. We’ve spawned a new race here, Mr. Dikinson. Rougher, simpler; more violent, more enterprising; less refined. We’re a new nationality. We require a new nation. – Ben Franklin to John Dickenson in 1776. (sometimes something correct slips by those in the land of Nod or Hollyweird, but not often enough).

The more things change the more they stay the same.

By: seanmahair

seanmahair — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 03:15:09 +0000

Since the sweet spouse has taken up hunting we have been experimenting with different recipes. Crazy Evil Monkey stew or maybe golash sounds interesting. Even better however is that thought of Monkey Jerky (which is somewhat of an oxy-moron. It would be the best use of Stupid Silly Monkey.

By: Bob A

Bob A — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 01:23:54 +0000

I believe you made scary evil monkey far too articulate but certainly he has the liberal world view down pat.

By: motopolitico

motopolitico — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 01:14:20 +0000

FRANK, you REALLY need to turn this into a YouTube. It’s just not the same without the evil scary monkey’s voice.

By: Adam Mk 1 Mod 0

Adam Mk 1 Mod 0 — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 00:30:09 +0000

Sun Tzu says that war is a powerfully convincing tool of political process. Maybe he’s friends with Musashi.

By: midwestconservative

midwestconservative — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 23:38:42 +0000

Musashi oh wise one, will you please come to Indiana and run for the US senate? We need a wise man such as yourself to lead our country back to greatness

By: Barak Owe'bama

Barak Owe'bama — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 23:11:34 +0000

Ladies, Gentlemen. With the downturn in today’s stockmarket I have decided to take a break from being President and take a much deserved vacation to Hawaii. Joe will be taking over my postion, and I will be handing over the Playstation controller for the time being.

By: BigRichardSmall

BigRichardSmall — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 22:51:43 +0000

Any word yet on when Scary Evil Monkey is getting his own show at MSNBC to fill in the nutjob space between Countdown and Hardball? It’s sad when Rachel Maddow is considered your middle of the road reporting only because she’s the only person on MSNBC at nightly that wouldn’t sell their soul to kiss President Obama on the lips. If President Bush had Mushasi as a press secratery his aproval rating wouldn’t rase but at least I’d tune in to press confrences. Side note: How would Mushasi deal with Hellen Thomas, because How do you kill that which has no life?

By: notjustamom

notjustamom — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 21:33:07 +0000

love it!! and all the comments too. you guys make me feel less concerned about being at the top of a no-fly list b/c I speak out about the government….although I fear the days are coming when we’ll have to go off the grid to protect ourselves from the nazi in washington!

By: MuscleDaddy

MuscleDaddy — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 21:19:59 +0000

“…and from the left Scary Evil Monkey.”

You racist BASTARD!

You KNOW that “Evil Monkey” is ‘code’ for OBAMA!!!

heh.

– MuscleDaddy

By: Keith

Keith — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 20:48:35 +0000

Say, FrankJ: I’ll bet you a nickel that Scary Evil Monkey would change his tune – or at least his octave – if you’d give him a good, swift kick to that bright blue scrotum of his.

I’m with NunyaB on that burning to the ground thing, by the way. Will the party be BYOWP (Bring Your Own Willie-Pete)?

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 20:27:18 +0000

I’m putting my trust in our new “Stimulus Czar”: Vice President BIDEN, At least he has only a 30% chance of getting it wrong as opposed to Obama / Pelosi’s 100%.

By: Rightjabs

Rightjabs — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 20:14:19 +0000

…so that no future generation will know them as Republicans. Upon their graves we shall build urinals.

Should we bring our own tools, or does Musashi have a connection inside Costco?

By: Lechteron

Lechteron — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 20:05:27 +0000

I demand more Musashi vs. Scary Evil Monkey debates but maybe SEM needs a more proper name. I suggest Nancy.

By: ussjimmycarter

ussjimmycarter — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 20:05:22 +0000

Scary Evil Monkey is such a homo! Obama plans are not bout just evl m0ney…thy also bout kailing baibies…if eye seee scarry eevil monkee i weel puut mey foot uup hiis soory stuupid leeberal ass, thenn wee well taake hiss stuupid bluue baals and purple scrootum and stuuuf them dooown hiisss stuuuupid throoooaaaat till he says ugggggggggggurgrgurgurgurgurgurg…diediediediediediedie!!!! BWAAAAAAA!!!!

By: labcat

labcat — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 20:00:55 +0000

SEM looks like a Reid/Pelosi love child. eeewwww.
thought it would’ve been a jackyl.

By: Plentyobailouts

Plentyobailouts — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 19:48:52 +0000

Did anyone notice that SEM talks better then the twit occupying the White House? And without a teleprompter too!

By: FreemonSandlewould

FreemonSandlewould — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 19:45:47 +0000

Ha …. Ha ….ha…..All your money are belong to us!

By: Derek, Lord of the Commentators

Derek, Lord of the Commentators — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 19:09:17 +0000

Thank you for the fair and balanced reporting. I think that this should become a permanent feature to the sight.

By: branden

branden — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 18:49:52 +0000

Whoa whoa whoa…Frank…are you sure you can mention monkeys? Are you sure you aren’t making some veiled insult at African Americans. Some people go ape over this sort of thing. OH NO! Look what you made me do? I said “go ape”! AHHH I did it again! I can’t stop myself. I must be some sort of racist.

By: Joe F.

Joe F. — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 18:40:00 +0000

@ussjimmycarter
You get 48 hrs to ponder this……SYKE!!!!! hahahahaha