Billboard Distraction
Things aren’t starting out well for Obama so far, so the Democrats decided they needed to distract the dummies in there party right now. With all the huge problems facing the nation right now, they sent out an e-mail saying how they plan to spend money to put up a billboard in West Palm Beach, Florida, to tell off Rush Limbaugh, and they’re having a contest for the slogan. Thus they can keep tiny Democrat brains busy thinking of ways to insult Rush and hopefully not noticing what complete and utter screw up Obama is.
Put that way, seems worth a try.
Anyway, if IMAO were to put up a billboard outside of the DNC headquarters (where did they locate that after the Soviet Union fell?), what would you have it say in ten words or less?













March 6th, 2009 at 11:09 am
“Democrats: First Against the Wall When the Revolution Comes”
March 6th, 2009 at 11:10 am
“Democrat Economic Recovery Plan: Hey, Look, Something Shiny!”
March 6th, 2009 at 11:11 am
“When You Think Depression, Think Democrat!”
March 6th, 2009 at 11:15 am
“Parasites of the world, UNITE!”
March 6th, 2009 at 11:17 am
Stupid and lazy? Don’t worry, we’ll take care of you!
March 6th, 2009 at 11:17 am
“Don’t blow in the wind, blow in the White House”
March 6th, 2009 at 11:19 am
“Democrats: Proud to be an Ass”
“Let them eat tofu” ~ Nancy Pelosi
“Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. He is of no importance.”
March 6th, 2009 at 11:19 am
I submitted this to their site yesterday:
Rush is right: Obama’s success = America’s failure
March 6th, 2009 at 11:20 am
“God Damn America! God Damn America! Vote Democrat!”
March 6th, 2009 at 11:23 am
DNC believes in Freedom (from thought, responsibility, morals, and liberty.)
March 6th, 2009 at 11:23 am
“Don’t like what the government is doing? It’s Bush’s fault!”
March 6th, 2009 at 11:23 am
“You gonna eat dat pickle?”
March 6th, 2009 at 11:26 am
Toxic Waste Dump Site
-or-
Restrooms open to public, free liquor.
March 6th, 2009 at 11:26 am
“Look over there! The chickens are roosting!”
March 6th, 2009 at 11:26 am
“Rush did not eat your hope!”
March 6th, 2009 at 11:27 am
“Subsidized idiocy! What’s not to love?”
March 6th, 2009 at 11:31 am
“How’s that HOPE and CHANGE thing workin’ out for ya?”
T.N Amaps in #8 is excellent. Very to the point.
March 6th, 2009 at 11:32 am
“Sorry, I’ve never heard of a ‘George Soros’. Never.”
March 6th, 2009 at 11:33 am
Liberals: why aren’t they, anyway?
March 6th, 2009 at 11:36 am
I sumbitted “Hey Rush! Stop making fun of Comrade Jugears!” Think that’ll fly?
March 6th, 2009 at 11:38 am
“A single wasted dollar is a tragedy. A trillion wasted dollars are a statistic.”
March 6th, 2009 at 11:40 am
“Democrats won. Suck it, America”
March 6th, 2009 at 11:43 am
Democrats – because you can’t be trusted with your life
March 6th, 2009 at 11:45 am
“Obama, Hope you can hang on to.–Larry Sinclair”
March 6th, 2009 at 11:57 am
After submitting your idea, you are immediately redirected to a page asking for donations. Something tells me that’s the whole reason behind the billboard contest.
March 6th, 2009 at 12:12 pm
Can I just eat my waffles
March 6th, 2009 at 12:17 pm
DNC: Reason went out of Vogue in the 18th Century
DNC: At least the boot on your neck is designer
March 6th, 2009 at 12:22 pm
Obama———-a 4 tear campaign for (insert republican here) in 2012
March 6th, 2009 at 12:28 pm
Obamanomics – Two for me, none for you. Two for me, none for you.
March 6th, 2009 at 1:01 pm
Democrats: Stuck on Stupid
March 6th, 2009 at 1:07 pm
Redistribute this. (point to crotch) I guess that doesn’t work on a billboard. Unless there’s a picture on it.
March 6th, 2009 at 1:12 pm
Can I just eat my
wafflesfalafel?March 6th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
“Careful America, once you go black…”
March 6th, 2009 at 1:44 pm
There’s White Folks, and there’s ignorant motherf**kers like you. -B.H. Obama
March 6th, 2009 at 1:57 pm
“We blame
BRush.”March 6th, 2009 at 3:34 pm
Rubeus, that would be pretty humorous. Especially if the B in Bush was X’d out with a red X and the R written above like a graded English Paper. Made me titter a bit.
March 6th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
Hey Democrats: Slavery’s ended. Give it up.
March 6th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
Dems: Drowning the economy like it was Mary Jo Kopechne.
March 6th, 2009 at 6:16 pm
Dystopia: Coming soon to a country near you
March 6th, 2009 at 6:28 pm
Democrats: Making up fancy names for pork bills that make stupid people feel good.
March 6th, 2009 at 7:38 pm
You asked for it, suckers!
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Bringing infantile reasoning to an successively increasing epic levels
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Mine! Mine! Mine! ( of course with BHO hugging a huge pile of money)
March 6th, 2009 at 7:49 pm
Do not forget to submit your own ideas for the Rush Billboard at the democrackers site. It will make them work alot if you dilute the genuine with the genuinely fake.
March 6th, 2009 at 9:05 pm
Bush. Rush. Coincidence? We think not!
March 6th, 2009 at 11:23 pm
“Our contempt for you matches your contempt for us”
March 6th, 2009 at 11:43 pm
I’m moving to Cuba, at least they have free toasters.
March 6th, 2009 at 11:47 pm
Fuck all ya’ll (except for Barney Frank)
March 7th, 2009 at 12:32 am
Soylent Green- Get used to it, Meathed.
March 7th, 2009 at 12:42 am
That white boy in Home Alone screaming? That’s you, heh.
March 7th, 2009 at 1:52 am
Get F**ked
March 7th, 2009 at 9:56 am
America: Embrace the Suck
March 7th, 2009 at 11:28 am
All your money and freedom are belong to us.
March 8th, 2009 at 2:00 pm
How about: To each according to need, from each according to ability. You know so that libs can remember where they get their financing from.
March 8th, 2009 at 3:44 pm
Looks like dissent really isn’t the highest form of patriotism after all.
Democrats: We’ll spend all we want, then print more!
Jimmy Carter doesn’t look so inept now, does he?
March 8th, 2009 at 6:41 pm
“Voltaire says the Fairness Doctrine is awesome!”
March 9th, 2009 at 10:06 am
The following web site: http://www.dubyad40.com/2007/07/richard-pryor-would-be-proud.shtml
has a billboard image from Brewsters Millions with Richard Pryor saying, “I’ll only make things worst and that’s a promise”. A little copy & paste and you have obama instead of Pryor speaking the truth.
March 9th, 2009 at 10:11 am
Democrat politicians: More fun than a barrel full of monkeys.
Is a list of negative rights really that offensive?
Don’t worry about the tax increases, Democrats never pay taxes anyway.
Democrats; when al-qaeda cares enough to send the very best.
How many pecks could a democrat pick if a democrat knew what a peck was?
March 9th, 2009 at 12:24 pm
Submitted as another one they have to wade through –
“Dear Barry, Thanks for the shout-out! Can’t buy that kinda publicity! Sincerely, Rush”
(Yeah, it IS disgusting [and typical] that the Submit button goes right to a contribution form; as if!)
March 9th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
“Rush to choose and you will be rushed to lose.” In reference to the last election.
March 9th, 2009 at 6:10 pm
“Why let facts stand in the way of a beautiful theory? ”
“Relive toddlerhood! Vote Democrat”
“The Democratic Pary: why shouldn’t there be a Santa Claus?”
“When you’re tired of thinking for yourself: Democrats will do it for you!”
March 10th, 2009 at 5:26 pm
I miss Bill…Buckley that is.
You can have my assualt weapon when I run out of ammo…oh yeah and gernades too!
March 10th, 2009 at 8:51 pm
WWMD?
“What Would Moloch Do?”
March 11th, 2009 at 3:08 pm
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