Billboard Distraction

Posted by Frank J. on March 6, 2009 at 11:00 am

Things aren’t starting out well for Obama so far, so the Democrats decided they needed to distract the dummies in there party right now. With all the huge problems facing the nation right now, they sent out an e-mail saying how they plan to spend money to put up a billboard in West Palm Beach, Florida, to tell off Rush Limbaugh, and they’re having a contest for the slogan. Thus they can keep tiny Democrat brains busy thinking of ways to insult Rush and hopefully not noticing what complete and utter screw up Obama is.

Put that way, seems worth a try.

Anyway, if IMAO were to put up a billboard outside of the DNC headquarters (where did they locate that after the Soviet Union fell?), what would you have it say in ten words or less?

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62 Responses to “Billboard Distraction”

  1. Master Shake says:

    “Democrats: First Against the Wall When the Revolution Comes”

  2. Master Shake says:

    “Democrat Economic Recovery Plan: Hey, Look, Something Shiny!”

  3. Master Shake says:

    “When You Think Depression, Think Democrat!”

  4. Idaho Spud says:

    “Parasites of the world, UNITE!”

  5. BadAndy says:

    Stupid and lazy? Don’t worry, we’ll take care of you!

  6. Idaho Spud says:

    “Don’t blow in the wind, blow in the White House”

  7. FormerHostage says:

    “Democrats: Proud to be an Ass”

    “Let them eat tofu” ~ Nancy Pelosi

    “Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. He is of no importance.”

  8. T.N. Amaps says:

    I submitted this to their site yesterday:
    Rush is right: Obama’s success = America’s failure

  9. Idaho Spud says:

    “God Damn America! God Damn America! Vote Democrat!”

  10. Derek, Awesometific American says:

    DNC believes in Freedom (from thought, responsibility, morals, and liberty.)

  11. Dodsfall says:

    “Don’t like what the government is doing? It’s Bush’s fault!”

  12. FormerHostage says:

    “You gonna eat dat pickle?”

  13. T.N. Amaps says:

    Toxic Waste Dump Site
    -or-
    Restrooms open to public, free liquor.

  14. MarkoMancuso says:

    “Look over there! The chickens are roosting!”

  15. LibertyBob says:

    “Rush did not eat your hope!”

  16. MarkoMancuso says:

    “Subsidized idiocy! What’s not to love?”

  17. Jimmy says:

    “How’s that HOPE and CHANGE thing workin’ out for ya?”

    T.N Amaps in #8 is excellent. Very to the point.

  18. MarkoMancuso says:

    “Sorry, I’ve never heard of a ‘George Soros’. Never.”

  19. jaime cincocentavos says:

    Liberals: why aren’t they, anyway?

  20. Montjoie says:

    I sumbitted “Hey Rush! Stop making fun of Comrade Jugears!” Think that’ll fly?

  21. MarkoMancuso says:

    Anyway, if IMAO were to put up a billboard outside of the DNC headquarters (where did they locate that after the Soviet Union fell?), what would you have it say in ten fourteen words or less?

    “A single wasted dollar is a tragedy. A trillion wasted dollars are a statistic.”

  22. DamnCat says:

    “Democrats won. Suck it, America”

  23. Mrs. EtraDor says:

    Democrats – because you can’t be trusted with your life

  24. Idaho Spud says:

    “Obama, Hope you can hang on to.–Larry Sinclair”

  25. Dodsfall says:

    After submitting your idea, you are immediately redirected to a page asking for donations. Something tells me that’s the whole reason behind the billboard contest.

  26. Gringo Born in Cuba says:

    Can I just eat my waffles

  27. DesertElephant says:

    DNC: Reason went out of Vogue in the 18th Century

    DNC: At least the boot on your neck is designer

  28. Midwestconservative says:

    Obama———-a 4 tear campaign for (insert republican here) in 2012

  29. bikermommy says:

    Obamanomics – Two for me, none for you. Two for me, none for you.

  30. Son of a Pig and a Monkey says:

    Democrats: Stuck on Stupid

  31. Joey says:

    Redistribute this. (point to crotch) I guess that doesn’t work on a billboard. Unless there’s a picture on it.

  32. innominatus says:

    Can I just eat my waffles falafel?

  33. nugnMniveK says:

    “Careful America, once you go black…”

  34. Sir Pimpsalot says:

    There’s White Folks, and there’s ignorant motherf**kers like you. -B.H. Obama

  35. Rubeus says:

    “We blame BRush.”

  36. DesertElephant says:

    Rubeus, that would be pretty humorous. Especially if the B in Bush was X’d out with a red X and the R written above like a graded English Paper. Made me titter a bit.

  37. Jonathan Gardner says:

    Hey Democrats: Slavery’s ended. Give it up.

  38. Rick says:

    Dems: Drowning the economy like it was Mary Jo Kopechne.

  39. Shannon says:

    Dystopia: Coming soon to a country near you

  40. Son of Bob says:

    Democrats: Making up fancy names for pork bills that make stupid people feel good.

  41. Thor says:

    You asked for it, suckers!

    Bringing infantile reasoning to an successively increasing epic levels

    Mine! Mine! Mine! ( of course with BHO hugging a huge pile of money)

  42. FreemonSandlewould says:

    Do not forget to submit your own ideas for the Rush Billboard at the democrackers site. It will make them work alot if you dilute the genuine with the genuinely fake.

  43. Paul Gross says:

    Bush. Rush. Coincidence? We think not!

  44. ss396 says:

    “Our contempt for you matches your contempt for us”

  45. Chocolatier007 says:

    I’m moving to Cuba, at least they have free toasters.

  46. Ben says:

    Fuck all ya’ll (except for Barney Frank)

  47. BuckDilled says:

    Soylent Green- Get used to it, Meathed.

  48. BuckDilled says:

    That white boy in Home Alone screaming? That’s you, heh.

  49. zzyzx says:

    Get F**ked

  50. Gun Nut says:

    America: Embrace the Suck

  51. Silicon Valley Jim says:

    All your money and freedom are belong to us.

  52. rightinntn says:

    How about: To each according to need, from each according to ability. You know so that libs can remember where they get their financing from.

  53. Charles says:

    Looks like dissent really isn’t the highest form of patriotism after all.

    Democrats: We’ll spend all we want, then print more!

    Jimmy Carter doesn’t look so inept now, does he?

  54. Peren says:

    “Voltaire says the Fairness Doctrine is awesome!”

  55. Ron says:

    The following web site: http://www.dubyad40.com/2007/07/richard-pryor-would-be-proud.shtml
    has a billboard image from Brewsters Millions with Richard Pryor saying, “I’ll only make things worst and that’s a promise”. A little copy & paste and you have obama instead of Pryor speaking the truth.

  56. Eric says:

    Democrat politicians: More fun than a barrel full of monkeys.

    Is a list of negative rights really that offensive?

    Don’t worry about the tax increases, Democrats never pay taxes anyway.

    Democrats; when al-qaeda cares enough to send the very best.

    How many pecks could a democrat pick if a democrat knew what a peck was?

  57. NunyaB says:

    Submitted as another one they have to wade through –

    “Dear Barry, Thanks for the shout-out! Can’t buy that kinda publicity! Sincerely, Rush”

    (Yeah, it IS disgusting [and typical] that the Submit button goes right to a contribution form; as if!)

  58. Big fan says:

    “Rush to choose and you will be rushed to lose.” In reference to the last election.

  59. Carl Pham says:

    “Why let facts stand in the way of a beautiful theory? ”

    “Relive toddlerhood! Vote Democrat”

    “The Democratic Pary: why shouldn’t there be a Santa Claus?”

    “When you’re tired of thinking for yourself: Democrats will do it for you!”

  60. Uncle Lehman The Redneck says:

    I miss Bill…Buckley that is.

    You can have my assualt weapon when I run out of ammo…oh yeah and gernades too!

  61. 4 of 7 says:

    WWMD?

    “What Would Moloch Do?”

  62. IMAO » Blog Archive » Billboard Finalists links:

    [...] got e-mail update from the DNC about their contest for a billboard slogan to really stick it to Rush Limbaugh. Here are the top entries: * “Americans didn’t vote [...]

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